The twilight Zonehttp://maleist.blog.co.uk/Do you see what i see? Can you come down to my level?en-UShourly82000-01-01T12:00+00:00The twilight Zonehttp://maleist.blog.co.uk/http://data5.blog.de/design/preview/fa/007688eecfde261d3ec351e6b7d394_160x200.jpgNew anti depressanthttp://maleist.blog.co.uk/2009/11/08/new-anti-depressant-7328595/2009-11-08T00:54:52+01:00 <p><img src="http://data6.blog.de/media/098/4087098_0219e39600_m.jpeg" alt="chill_pill_1"> </p> <p> <small> <a href="http://maleist.blog.co.uk/2009/11/08/new-anti-depressant-7328595/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>chill_pill_1

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]]>Google in Sesame street overdrivehttp://maleist.blog.co.uk/2009/11/07/google-in-sesame-street-overdrive-7327512/2009-11-07T20:28:09+01:00 <p>Its the third day i am watching Google main page logo replaced by a sesame street Doodle.<br> My favourit puppet show was <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fraggle_Rock">Fraggle Rock</a> . </p> <p>Here is the theme song on someone's Guitar.</p> <p>And the lyrics <img src="/img/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" class="middle" border="0"></p> <p>Dance your cares away,<br> Worry's for another day.<br> Let the music play,<br> Down at Fraggle Rock. </p> <p>Work you cares away,<br> Dancing's for another day.<br> Let the Fraggles play,<br> We're Gobo, Mokey, Wembley, Boober, Red. </p> <p>Dance your cares away,<br> Worry's for another day.<br> Let the music play,<br> Down at Fraggle Rock.<br> Down at Fraggle Rock.<br> Down at Fraggle Rock. </p> <p> <small> <a href="http://maleist.blog.co.uk/2009/11/07/google-in-sesame-street-overdrive-7327512/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>Its the third day i am watching Google main page logo replaced by a sesame street Doodle.
My favourit puppet show was Fraggle Rock .

Here is the theme song on someone's Guitar.

And the lyrics :)

Dance your cares away,
Worry's for another day.
Let the music play,
Down at Fraggle Rock.

Work you cares away,
Dancing's for another day.
Let the Fraggles play,
We're Gobo, Mokey, Wembley, Boober, Red.

Dance your cares away,
Worry's for another day.
Let the music play,
Down at Fraggle Rock.
Down at Fraggle Rock.
Down at Fraggle Rock.

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]]>Meet the beautieshttp://maleist.blog.co.uk/2009/11/07/meet-the-beauties-7323227/2009-11-07T00:32:21+01:00 <p>These birds will represent England,ireland,wales and Scotland in 2009 miss world competition.<br> <strong>England</strong><br> <img src="http://data6.blog.de/media/897/4083897_730d2f0b3e_m.jpeg" alt="miss england"><br> <strong>Ireland</strong><br> <img src="http://data6.blog.de/media/898/4083898_8e2cf9444a_m.jpeg" alt="miss ireland"><br> <strong>Wales</strong><br> <img src="http://data6.blog.de/media/900/4083900_095b75e61e_m.jpeg" alt="miss wales"><br> <strong>Scotland</strong><br> <img src="http://data6.blog.de/media/899/4083899_cf5c5a54e9_m.jpeg" alt="miss scottland"></p> <p>Yeah,all good looking women,specially miss Ireland,but my problem is that all of them are minus sized,chicken legged women.I want miss light weight,miss feather weight and miss heavy weight competitions. </p> <p> <small> <a href="http://maleist.blog.co.uk/2009/11/07/meet-the-beauties-7323227/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>These birds will represent England,ireland,wales and Scotland in 2009 miss world competition.
England
miss england
Ireland
miss ireland
Wales
miss wales
Scotland
miss scottland

Yeah,all good looking women,specially miss Ireland,but my problem is that all of them are minus sized,chicken legged women.I want miss light weight,miss feather weight and miss heavy weight competitions.

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]]>Free boob job and hair implantshttp://maleist.blog.co.uk/2009/11/06/free-boob-job-and-hair-implants-7322691/2009-11-06T22:25:19+01:00 <p><a href="http://www.baldrus.com/">This website</a> helps women earn free breast implants through a community of Benefactors.</p> <p>Since i am bald now <img src="/img/smilies/icon_mrgreen.gif" alt=":>>" class="middle" border="0"> i am thinking of launching a website to help bald men get their hair implants for free.<br> I dont think its as saucy as helping women to get big cheasts,and i see many men donating generously for the noble cause. <img src="/img/smilies/graylaugh.gif" alt=":))" class="middle" border="0"><br> Will women donate for a bald man's hair implants? Nop <img src="/img/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" class="middle" border="0"><br> Better dump the idea and agree with <a href="http://www.baldrus.com/">the BaldRus</a>. </p> <p> <small> <a href="http://maleist.blog.co.uk/2009/11/06/free-boob-job-and-hair-implants-7322691/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>This website helps women earn free breast implants through a community of Benefactors.

Since i am bald now :>> i am thinking of launching a website to help bald men get their hair implants for free.
I dont think its as saucy as helping women to get big cheasts,and i see many men donating generously for the noble cause. :))
Will women donate for a bald man's hair implants? Nop :)
Better dump the idea and agree with the BaldRus.

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]]>Wacky ideashttp://maleist.blog.co.uk/2009/11/06/wacky-ideas-7322516/2009-11-06T21:53:34+01:00 <p><span>Just imagine.</span></p> <p> Elephants in my aquarium.</p> <p> Playing rugby with rhinoceros.</p> <p> Flying turtles.</p> <p> Shark in the park.</p> <p> Dinner with badgers.</p> <p> Skunk air freshner.</p> <p> Playing leap frog with Camels.</p> <p> <span><del>Losing sanity with your hair</del> </span>:>></p> <p> <small> <a href="http://maleist.blog.co.uk/2009/11/06/wacky-ideas-7322516/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>Just imagine.

Elephants in my aquarium.

Playing rugby with rhinoceros.

Flying turtles.

Shark in the park.

Dinner with badgers.

Skunk air freshner.

Playing leap frog with Camels.

Losing sanity with your hair :>>

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]]>To shave or not to shavehttp://maleist.blog.co.uk/2009/11/06/to-shave-or-not-to-shave-7322164/2009-11-06T20:53:48+01:00 <p>And i did.....shave my head <img src="/img/smilies/icon_mrgreen.gif" alt=":>>" class="middle" border="0"><br> Looks shiny and smooth.Will have to wear a cap for some time <img src="/img/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" class="middle" border="0"> </p> <p> <small> <a href="http://maleist.blog.co.uk/2009/11/06/to-shave-or-not-to-shave-7322164/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>And i did.....shave my head :>>
Looks shiny and smooth.Will have to wear a cap for some time :)

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]]>Go on,Join my grouphttp://maleist.blog.co.uk/2009/11/05/go-on-join-my-group-7315565/2009-11-05T22:48:05+01:00 <p>I made a new group blog <a href="http://widgetreviews.blog.co.uk/">here</a>. Its about widgets and add ons.Things and gizmos that can be safely added to our blogs.Preferably something useful and fun,which has been tried and known to work with blogs.<br> Go on Join in.Specially if you know about programming and widget editing.<img src="/img/smilies/icon_wave.gif" alt=":wave:" class="middle" border="0"></p> <p> <small> <a href="http://maleist.blog.co.uk/2009/11/05/go-on-join-my-group-7315565/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>I made a new group blog here. Its about widgets and add ons.Things and gizmos that can be safely added to our blogs.Preferably something useful and fun,which has been tried and known to work with blogs.
Go on Join in.Specially if you know about programming and widget editing.:wave:

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]]>The Big Tag Cullhttp://maleist.blog.co.uk/2009/11/05/the-big-tag-cull-7313668/2009-11-05T17:44:55+01:00 <p>I may be the only Blogger on BCUK who's whole blog post was deleted during the tag cull.<br> Because i wrote a blog post in tags only <img src="/img/smilies/graylaugh.gif" alt=":))" class="middle" border="0"><br> Cant do it anymore,because tags are now limited to 5 words.Oh well,that makes me feel special.I done something no other blogger has done (or so i believe),and cant be done anymore. <img src="/img/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" class="middle" border="0"> </p> <p> <small> <a href="http://maleist.blog.co.uk/2009/11/05/the-big-tag-cull-7313668/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>I may be the only Blogger on BCUK who's whole blog post was deleted during the tag cull.
Because i wrote a blog post in tags only :))
Cant do it anymore,because tags are now limited to 5 words.Oh well,that makes me feel special.I done something no other blogger has done (or so i believe),and cant be done anymore. :)

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]]>Where is my BMWhttp://maleist.blog.co.uk/2009/11/05/where-is-my-bmw-7313189/2009-11-05T16:33:51+01:00 <p>Oh i miss the BMW ad on BCUK homepage <img src="/img/smilies/graycry.gif" alt=":`(" class="middle" border="0"></p> <p><span>not</span></p> <p> <small> <a href="http://maleist.blog.co.uk/2009/11/05/where-is-my-bmw-7313189/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>Oh i miss the BMW ad on BCUK homepage :`(

not

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]]>What makes me un-Greenhttp://maleist.blog.co.uk/2009/11/05/what-makes-me-un-green-7312635/2009-11-05T15:20:35+01:00 <p>I don't like when the supermarkets don't give plastic bags,or they hide them or charge for the bags.Thats too much for me.<br> They should go for other options such as bio degradable plastics.Why annoy people to save their money?<br> There are so many things about being green which are done on people's expense,rather than the rich and wealthy corporate giants.<img src="/img/smilies/graymad.gif" alt=">:-(" class="middle" border="0"> </p> <p> <small> <a href="http://maleist.blog.co.uk/2009/11/05/what-makes-me-un-green-7312635/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>I don't like when the supermarkets don't give plastic bags,or they hide them or charge for the bags.Thats too much for me.
They should go for other options such as bio degradable plastics.Why annoy people to save their money?
There are so many things about being green which are done on people's expense,rather than the rich and wealthy corporate giants.>:-(

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]]>Somebody needs youhttp://maleist.blog.co.uk/2009/11/04/somebody-needs-you-7309013/2009-11-04T22:51:29+01:00 <p>This blogger will make you famous.<a href="http://amateurmodelsrequired.blog.co.uk/2009/08/12/amateur-models-required-6710731/">Here is</a> the chance of your been looking for <img src="/img/smilies/graylaugh.gif" alt=":))" class="middle" border="0"></p> <p><del>They didnt ask for donkeys.</del> </p> <p> <small> <a href="http://maleist.blog.co.uk/2009/11/04/somebody-needs-you-7309013/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>This blogger will make you famous.Here is the chance of your been looking for :))

They didnt ask for donkeys.

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]]>Fruit ignorancehttp://maleist.blog.co.uk/2009/11/04/fruit-ignorance-7302806/2009-11-04T01:53:39+01:00 <p>The usual fruits we have are Bananas,Oranges,Apples,and thats almost all about fruits.<br> I was looking for Exotic fruits,which can be considered delicacy,and found that i havent had many.Most of them i never seen in my life.<br> In <a href="http://blog.hotelclub.com/10-must-try-exotic-fruits/">this website</a>,the author lists 10 Most exotic fruits,and i had only 3 of them.That means i am 70% Fruit Ignorant <img src="/img/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" class="middle" border="0"> </p> <p> <small> <a href="http://maleist.blog.co.uk/2009/11/04/fruit-ignorance-7302806/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>The usual fruits we have are Bananas,Oranges,Apples,and thats almost all about fruits.
I was looking for Exotic fruits,which can be considered delicacy,and found that i havent had many.Most of them i never seen in my life.
In this website,the author lists 10 Most exotic fruits,and i had only 3 of them.That means i am 70% Fruit Ignorant :)

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]]>If given a chancehttp://maleist.blog.co.uk/2009/11/03/if-given-a-chance-7301478/2009-11-03T21:10:21+01:00 <p>All of us have fantasies.If you are given a choice,of one creature you can add to the list of existing creatures.Will you want Unicorns to come to life? Or will it be talking dogs?<br> If i am given the powers and choice i will want fire breathing Dragons...The friendly ones,so that i don't get roasted.<br> Will save my gas bill,and free ride to anywhere i want. </p> <p> <small> <a href="http://maleist.blog.co.uk/2009/11/03/if-given-a-chance-7301478/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>All of us have fantasies.If you are given a choice,of one creature you can add to the list of existing creatures.Will you want Unicorns to come to life? Or will it be talking dogs?
If i am given the powers and choice i will want fire breathing Dragons...The friendly ones,so that i don't get roasted.
Will save my gas bill,and free ride to anywhere i want.

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]]>Think before you clickhttp://maleist.blog.co.uk/2009/11/03/think-before-you-click-7296276/2009-11-03T03:28:47+01:00 <p>I dont know how many times i search on google everyday,and i click on so many websites.Sometimes without reason.<br> Today i had a look at yahoo and Google advertising programs,and both charge the advertiser an average of 50p per click.<br> That is too much for a louzy click.Now i know how Mr.Google is a multi Billionair. </p> <p> <small> <a href="http://maleist.blog.co.uk/2009/11/03/think-before-you-click-7296276/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>I dont know how many times i search on google everyday,and i click on so many websites.Sometimes without reason.
Today i had a look at yahoo and Google advertising programs,and both charge the advertiser an average of 50p per click.
That is too much for a louzy click.Now i know how Mr.Google is a multi Billionair.

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]]>The good Gangstashttp://maleist.blog.co.uk/2009/11/03/the-good-gangstas-7296149/2009-11-03T02:27:49+01:00 <p>Gangster is usually a sinister word,and asociated with law breaking.Will you be surprised if i tell you that here in Britain,ganters are used for law enforcement?<br> Many private security companies are known to hire gangaters to get rid of trouble makers,and scare them away.Specially the yobs.<br> I used to work in an elderly respite home.I was the only security staff in the night,and had to sit in a small cubical and watch CCTV.Very often the local bored teen agers would come and smash the windows,or throw stones on the roof,or bang the windows while the old people were watching tele.Poor oldies were very annoyed,but couldnt do anything.My insurance wont cover me outside the premesis,and talking to the teen age yobs wont work.I called police many times,and they warned them,but that didnt work either.<br> The boss man stepped in,himself being an ex ganster.Asked me the timings when the trouble makers were around,and called some of his mates.Gave them the descrition of the main culprits.Next evening i saw a few big fat men lurking in the shadows.As soon as the bored yobs appeared for their usual fun,they were man handled brilliantly <img src="/img/smilies/graylaugh.gif" alt=":))" class="middle" border="0">.<br> The phat men.being experienced at it,knew well how to beat up a person without leaving a mark or damaging them badly.It was a good 10 minute bashing,no black eyes,no broken bones,lots of shouting and yelling.Immediately after that,the fat men disappeared as if they were never there,and the yobs were never seen again.Problemo solved <img src="/img/smilies/graylaugh.gif" alt=":))" class="middle" border="0"> </p> <p> <small> <a href="http://maleist.blog.co.uk/2009/11/03/the-good-gangstas-7296149/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>Gangster is usually a sinister word,and asociated with law breaking.Will you be surprised if i tell you that here in Britain,ganters are used for law enforcement?
Many private security companies are known to hire gangaters to get rid of trouble makers,and scare them away.Specially the yobs.
I used to work in an elderly respite home.I was the only security staff in the night,and had to sit in a small cubical and watch CCTV.Very often the local bored teen agers would come and smash the windows,or throw stones on the roof,or bang the windows while the old people were watching tele.Poor oldies were very annoyed,but couldnt do anything.My insurance wont cover me outside the premesis,and talking to the teen age yobs wont work.I called police many times,and they warned them,but that didnt work either.
The boss man stepped in,himself being an ex ganster.Asked me the timings when the trouble makers were around,and called some of his mates.Gave them the descrition of the main culprits.Next evening i saw a few big fat men lurking in the shadows.As soon as the bored yobs appeared for their usual fun,they were man handled brilliantly :)).
The phat men.being experienced at it,knew well how to beat up a person without leaving a mark or damaging them badly.It was a good 10 minute bashing,no black eyes,no broken bones,lots of shouting and yelling.Immediately after that,the fat men disappeared as if they were never there,and the yobs were never seen again.Problemo solved :))

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]]>Prepare for the Afterlife...Playboy stylehttp://maleist.blog.co.uk/2009/11/03/prepare-for-the-afterlife-playboy-style-7295871/2009-11-03T00:37:24+01:00 <p>Hugh Hefner,the founder and owner of Playboy megazine and associated businesses,had bought a place next to <a href="http://www.reuters.com/article/oddlyEnoughNews/idUSTRE5A10PP20091102?feedType=RSS&feedName=oddlyEnoughNews&rpc=408">Marilyn Monroe's Grave</a>.He wants to be burried next to Monroe.<br> Now who says the Playboy owner is a non beleiver?<br> He already has a good plan for afterlife.Him and Monroe...for ever and ever and ever.... <img src="/img/smilies/icon_wink.gif" alt=";)" class="middle" border="0"> </p> <p> <small> <a href="http://maleist.blog.co.uk/2009/11/03/prepare-for-the-afterlife-playboy-style-7295871/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>Hugh Hefner,the founder and owner of Playboy megazine and associated businesses,had bought a place next to Marilyn Monroe's Grave.He wants to be burried next to Monroe.
Now who says the Playboy owner is a non beleiver?
He already has a good plan for afterlife.Him and Monroe...for ever and ever and ever.... ;)

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]]>Nobel peace prize and Viagrahttp://maleist.blog.co.uk/2009/11/02/nobel-peace-prize-and-viagra-7292448/2009-11-02T14:52:02+01:00 <p><img src="http://data6.blog.de/media/879/4067879_c343555bcc_m.jpeg" alt="nobel-logo"></p> <p>Dont you think the Nobel peace prize is in the wrong hands? I mean Obama? Why should he get Nobel prize for Peace? I rather award the Prize to the little blue pill,or if its against the law to give Nobel prize to non living things then to Viagra's inventors.<br> Imagine how many frusterated men would be in the world without the magic pill.How angry a man feels without the stiffy.How much anger is smothered every night by the blue wonder.In my opinnion viagra is the only thing saving the world from the third world war.<br> How much peace and tranquility is brought to couple's lives,which otherwise would have became a bad and troubled relationship.<br> Or should i consider the inventors of Prozac? </p> <p> <small> <a href="http://maleist.blog.co.uk/2009/11/02/nobel-peace-prize-and-viagra-7292448/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>nobel-logo

Dont you think the Nobel peace prize is in the wrong hands? I mean Obama? Why should he get Nobel prize for Peace? I rather award the Prize to the little blue pill,or if its against the law to give Nobel prize to non living things then to Viagra's inventors.
Imagine how many frusterated men would be in the world without the magic pill.How angry a man feels without the stiffy.How much anger is smothered every night by the blue wonder.In my opinnion viagra is the only thing saving the world from the third world war.
How much peace and tranquility is brought to couple's lives,which otherwise would have became a bad and troubled relationship.
Or should i consider the inventors of Prozac?

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]]>Rear end neuronshttp://maleist.blog.co.uk/2009/11/02/rear-end-neurons-7289199/2009-11-02T02:14:06+01:00 <p>The rear end or the so called arse has got a brain of it's own.It stops women from eating,as it always inflates itself when they are in front of the mirror.<br> It has to itch when we are sitiing in front of the boss or someone important,and it makes us to slip our hands underneath to scratch it when people are looking at us.<br> I am sure that the arse is hard wired to the Brain,as whenever we are busy pondering,our hands are busy scraching the rear bumpers.The greater the brain activity,ther worse is the itch.<br> It become dosile at the most impotant moments of our lives,when we lose a lot,because we cant be "arsed".<br> The next medical nobel prize should be reseved for whoever discovers a way to remove the buttock brain cells.So that the arse becomes a dumb arse and stop bugging us.<br> <del>Or is it only me? <img src="/img/smilies/icon_mrgreen.gif" alt=":>>" class="middle" border="0"></del> </p> <p> <small> <a href="http://maleist.blog.co.uk/2009/11/02/rear-end-neurons-7289199/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>The rear end or the so called arse has got a brain of it's own.It stops women from eating,as it always inflates itself when they are in front of the mirror.
It has to itch when we are sitiing in front of the boss or someone important,and it makes us to slip our hands underneath to scratch it when people are looking at us.
I am sure that the arse is hard wired to the Brain,as whenever we are busy pondering,our hands are busy scraching the rear bumpers.The greater the brain activity,ther worse is the itch.
It become dosile at the most impotant moments of our lives,when we lose a lot,because we cant be "arsed".
The next medical nobel prize should be reseved for whoever discovers a way to remove the buttock brain cells.So that the arse becomes a dumb arse and stop bugging us.
Or is it only me? :>>

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]]>How to get abducted by Aliens?http://maleist.blog.co.uk/2009/11/02/how-to-get-abducted-by-aliens-7288951/2009-11-02T00:36:06+01:00 <p>well,if i knew the answer,i wont be asking you.Perhaps i should write a book on this,but i havent got a clue on how to annoy the aliens to the extent that they decide to come all the way from another galaxy and abduct me.How about giving me some good ideas on this?<br> Dont forget to tell me how to survive while in alien abduction,and how to escape from them <img src="/img/smilies/icon_wink.gif" alt=";)" class="middle" border="0"></p> <p> <small> <a href="http://maleist.blog.co.uk/2009/11/02/how-to-get-abducted-by-aliens-7288951/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>well,if i knew the answer,i wont be asking you.Perhaps i should write a book on this,but i havent got a clue on how to annoy the aliens to the extent that they decide to come all the way from another galaxy and abduct me.How about giving me some good ideas on this?
Dont forget to tell me how to survive while in alien abduction,and how to escape from them ;)

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]]>Spooks and facial hairhttp://maleist.blog.co.uk/2009/11/01/spooks-and-facial-hair-7288275/2009-11-01T21:59:06+01:00 <p>Should men have some facial hair? I am of that opinion. Although it is an old concept now,and probably i shoulnt be saying this,but isnt it that men should look like men and women should look like women?<br> My goatee is high maintenance,and requires care.Same about my wee moustache.I cant bear the hair below my lip line and it bugs me.I have to keep them trimmed,and i got good quality trimmer for that.<br> It does give some trouble.<del>While kissing women</del></p> <p>Spooky facial hair <img src="/img/smilies/icon_wink.gif" alt=";)" class="middle" border="0"><br> <img src="http://data6.blog.de/media/609/4065609_37511d34b0_m.gif" alt="spooks"></p> <p><strong>The Jigsaw man</strong>.</p> <p><img src="http://data6.blog.de/media/569/4065569_04401b8589_m.jpeg" alt="saff"></p> <p> <small> <a href="http://maleist.blog.co.uk/2009/11/01/spooks-and-facial-hair-7288275/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>Should men have some facial hair? I am of that opinion. Although it is an old concept now,and probably i shoulnt be saying this,but isnt it that men should look like men and women should look like women?
My goatee is high maintenance,and requires care.Same about my wee moustache.I cant bear the hair below my lip line and it bugs me.I have to keep them trimmed,and i got good quality trimmer for that.
It does give some trouble.While kissing women

Spooky facial hair ;)
spooks

The Jigsaw man.

saff

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]]>Blog Funeral Servicehttp://maleist.blog.co.uk/2009/11/01/blog-funeral-service-7287557/2009-11-01T19:59:34+01:00 <p>I think BCUK should have a funeral service for the dead blogs.That way readers of that blog can pay homage to the Burnt/deleted/dead blog.<br> I will not blog for one minute to remember the following blogs (That is same as 1 minute of silence <img src="/img/smilies/icon_wink.gif" alt=";)" class="middle" border="0"> ).</p> <p>R.I.P tealover.blog.co.uk<br> R.I.P superkween.blog.co.uk<br> R.I.P kikita.blog.co.uk<br> R.I.P chynadoll.blog.co.uk</p> <p>And many others...May you blogs enter the bloggity paradise.</p> <p>Amen <img src="/img/smilies/icon_wink.gif" alt=";)" class="middle" border="0"></p> <p><img src="http://data6.blog.de/media/487/4065487_4c989e43e1_m.gif" alt="060927_blog_grim_reaper"> </p> <p> <small> <a href="http://maleist.blog.co.uk/2009/11/01/blog-funeral-service-7287557/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>I think BCUK should have a funeral service for the dead blogs.That way readers of that blog can pay homage to the Burnt/deleted/dead blog.
I will not blog for one minute to remember the following blogs (That is same as 1 minute of silence ;) ).

R.I.P tealover.blog.co.uk
R.I.P superkween.blog.co.uk
R.I.P kikita.blog.co.uk
R.I.P chynadoll.blog.co.uk

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]]>Internet cafe gaming club hand knitting yoga bingo clubhttp://maleist.blog.co.uk/2009/11/01/internet-cafe-gaming-club-hand-knitting-yoga-bingo-club-7287362/2009-11-01T19:30:16+01:00 <p>I have observed that the generation gap is widening by the day.Aged peope are paraniod of teens,mainly due to their big gobs and unpredictable behaviour.Youngsters are too bored of anybody more than 10 years older than them,and they wont seek any advice from elders,not even from their parents.<br> Probably the councils should step in and open a combined activities club in which people of all ages can find something interesting and can sit under one roof.<br> An internet cafe,with glossy plasma screens and gaming computers or consoles alongside hand knitting classes,with a few bingo machines and yoga or pole dancing classes,all under one roof,in one large hall.<br> That way,a granny might want to shoot some zombies in a video game,and a young man might be interested in hand knitting,so that he can knit a muffler with his favourit footy club's logo on it.Girls in the youga classes,might inspire some big fat men to try pole dancing.That way all ages and types can share each other's interests.<br> A letter will be sent to Preston city council after the postal strike with these ideas of mine.<br> Two things might happen,the council will be impressed and ask me to be the next mayor.The council will assume that i am mentally upset,and ask me to avoid mixing with general public,until a doctor can assess my mental health <img src="/img/smilies/icon_mrgreen.gif" alt=":>>" class="middle" border="0"> </p> <p> <small> <a href="http://maleist.blog.co.uk/2009/11/01/internet-cafe-gaming-club-hand-knitting-yoga-bingo-club-7287362/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>I have observed that the generation gap is widening by the day.Aged peope are paraniod of teens,mainly due to their big gobs and unpredictable behaviour.Youngsters are too bored of anybody more than 10 years older than them,and they wont seek any advice from elders,not even from their parents.
Probably the councils should step in and open a combined activities club in which people of all ages can find something interesting and can sit under one roof.
An internet cafe,with glossy plasma screens and gaming computers or consoles alongside hand knitting classes,with a few bingo machines and yoga or pole dancing classes,all under one roof,in one large hall.
That way,a granny might want to shoot some zombies in a video game,and a young man might be interested in hand knitting,so that he can knit a muffler with his favourit footy club's logo on it.Girls in the youga classes,might inspire some big fat men to try pole dancing.That way all ages and types can share each other's interests.
A letter will be sent to Preston city council after the postal strike with these ideas of mine.
Two things might happen,the council will be impressed and ask me to be the next mayor.The council will assume that i am mentally upset,and ask me to avoid mixing with general public,until a doctor can assess my mental health :>>

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]]>The lost symbolhttp://maleist.blog.co.uk/2009/11/01/the-lost-symbol-7283307/2009-11-01T01:06:05+01:00 <p>Dan Brown's new book.Should i lose some money on buying it?<br> I am waiting for <a href="http://www.alagaesia.com/christopherpaolini.htm">Cristopher Paolini</a> to write the Fourth and final book of his inheritance series.<br> Dan Brown's books are not interlinked,and all are separately complete,but this Paolini guy has written books which are linked with each other and to understand one you have to read the other.I dont know when he will Publish the Fourth book,it has been an year since his last book <a href="http://www.alagaesia.com/">Brisingr</a> was released.May be i will have to wait another year or two. </p> <p> <small> <a href="http://maleist.blog.co.uk/2009/11/01/the-lost-symbol-7283307/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>Dan Brown's new book.Should i lose some money on buying it?
I am waiting for Cristopher Paolini to write the Fourth and final book of his inheritance series.
Dan Brown's books are not interlinked,and all are separately complete,but this Paolini guy has written books which are linked with each other and to understand one you have to read the other.I dont know when he will Publish the Fourth book,it has been an year since his last book Brisingr was released.May be i will have to wait another year or two.

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]]>Tomtom Mormon Gltch (Conspiracy)http://maleist.blog.co.uk/2009/10/31/tomtom-mormon-gltch-conspiracy-7280880/2009-10-31T15:02:01+01:00 <p>If you are the proud owner of a tomtom 1 satnav,and you are Driving on M61 North,comming towards Preston.On junction 8,it will ask you to leave the motorway and go to the slip road,then it will take you on top of the hill,and to a point where the mormon temple is the most obvious building and you cant miss it.Immediately after that,it will direct you back on the motorway.If you are relying totally on the tomtom,you will follow the instructions,only to be directed back on the motorway,after stopping on two traffic lights and unwilingly looking at the large grey temple and wondering what it is.That is strange as the detour doesnt help in anyway.It does not reduce the distance and doesnt save any time.I wonder if there was a Mormon programmer working for tomtom.Well,the temple in chorley near Preston is the Largest Mormon building in Europe,and millions of people using tomtom satnav,if guided (misguided) towards the temple,and then made to stop on two traffic lights in full view of the building? <img src="/img/smilies/icon_crazy.gif" alt=":crazy:" class="middle" border="0"> </p> <p> <small> <a href="http://maleist.blog.co.uk/2009/10/31/tomtom-mormon-gltch-conspiracy-7280880/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>If you are the proud owner of a tomtom 1 satnav,and you are Driving on M61 North,comming towards Preston.On junction 8,it will ask you to leave the motorway and go to the slip road,then it will take you on top of the hill,and to a point where the mormon temple is the most obvious building and you cant miss it.Immediately after that,it will direct you back on the motorway.If you are relying totally on the tomtom,you will follow the instructions,only to be directed back on the motorway,after stopping on two traffic lights and unwilingly looking at the large grey temple and wondering what it is.That is strange as the detour doesnt help in anyway.It does not reduce the distance and doesnt save any time.I wonder if there was a Mormon programmer working for tomtom.Well,the temple in chorley near Preston is the Largest Mormon building in Europe,and millions of people using tomtom satnav,if guided (misguided) towards the temple,and then made to stop on two traffic lights in full view of the building? :crazy:

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]]>Knock Knockhttp://maleist.blog.co.uk/2009/10/30/knock-knock-7277602/2009-10-30T21:42:53+01:00 <p>Knock on the door,and i see two young guys standing outside.I wonder why two guys are knocking my door at this time in the evening.Opens door,says hello,are you selling something?<br> Them: No sir,we ar mormans.(in a rich American accent).<br> Me: Well i am a muslim,but since you are here all the way from across the pond,i will listen to you,go on enlighten me.<br> Them:_____________...(gone silent,and looking at each other,confused).<br> Me: I hope you dont expect me or anybody to convert to Mormanism on your first visit,and for that reason it shouldnt matter if i am from another religion.<br> Them: No sir we dont expect that(once again went silent).<br> Me: Well then,tell me what you beleive in,and are you the guys who dress up like the 19th century farmers?<br> Them: No sir those are the Amish people.(and then tells me about morman beleifs).<br> Me: (Thats better,at lest you are speaking )<br> Them: Nice to meet you sir,do you know anyone who wants to know about mormans?<br> Me: (Good question) I dont know many people who want to know about religion in general,and in that context i dont know anybody who will be really waiting for you guys,but since you are on a missio,,try knocking a few doors,and dont mind people being rude to you,and i wish you best of luck.<br> Them: (Now smiling) Thankyou so much sir,hope you will enjoy the rest of your evening.<br> Me: same to you my friends,and i do appreciate your visit and the fact that you are participating in a positive activity instead of Drugs and other activities which most youths would prefer at your age,consider yourself lucky.<br> Them: (Now have a big smile),shakes hands and goes away.<br> Me: Shuts the door,and comes in feeling better for encouraging two young men on continuing a healthy activity.<br> (<em>Oh well,they wont say they met some rude and unwelcoming people on their visit to Britain</em> <img src="/img/smilies/icon_wink.gif" alt=";)" class="middle" border="0"> ) </p> <p> <small> <a href="http://maleist.blog.co.uk/2009/10/30/knock-knock-7277602/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>Knock on the door,and i see two young guys standing outside.I wonder why two guys are knocking my door at this time in the evening.Opens door,says hello,are you selling something?
Them: No sir,we ar mormans.(in a rich American accent).
Me: Well i am a muslim,but since you are here all the way from across the pond,i will listen to you,go on enlighten me.
Them:_____________...(gone silent,and looking at each other,confused).
Me: I hope you dont expect me or anybody to convert to Mormanism on your first visit,and for that reason it shouldnt matter if i am from another religion.
Them: No sir we dont expect that(once again went silent).
Me: Well then,tell me what you beleive in,and are you the guys who dress up like the 19th century farmers?
Them: No sir those are the Amish people.(and then tells me about morman beleifs).
Me: (Thats better,at lest you are speaking )
Them: Nice to meet you sir,do you know anyone who wants to know about mormans?
Me: (Good question) I dont know many people who want to know about religion in general,and in that context i dont know anybody who will be really waiting for you guys,but since you are on a missio,,try knocking a few doors,and dont mind people being rude to you,and i wish you best of luck.
Them: (Now smiling) Thankyou so much sir,hope you will enjoy the rest of your evening.
Me: same to you my friends,and i do appreciate your visit and the fact that you are participating in a positive activity instead of Drugs and other activities which most youths would prefer at your age,consider yourself lucky.
Them: (Now have a big smile),shakes hands and goes away.
Me: Shuts the door,and comes in feeling better for encouraging two young men on continuing a healthy activity.
(Oh well,they wont say they met some rude and unwelcoming people on their visit to Britain ;) )

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]]>How to cook portabella mushroomshttp://maleist.blog.co.uk/2009/10/30/how-to-cook-portabella-mushrooms-7271703/2009-10-30T00:53:20+01:00 <p>Today i tried to cook Portabella mushrooms.Guess where they ended up <img src="/img/smilies/icon_mrgreen.gif" alt=":>>" class="middle" border="0"></p> <p><img src="http://data6.blog.de/media/764/4055764_74cee65c07_m.jpeg" alt="bin050"></p> <p>May be next time i will do better <img src="/img/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" class="middle" border="0"> </p> <p> <small> <a href="http://maleist.blog.co.uk/2009/10/30/how-to-cook-portabella-mushrooms-7271703/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>Today i tried to cook Portabella mushrooms.Guess where they ended up :>>

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May be next time i will do better :)

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]]>All i need is a horsehttp://maleist.blog.co.uk/2009/10/27/all-i-need-is-a-horse-7256241/2009-10-27T21:39:02+01:00 <p>I bought the whip,now i need a horse.<br> Well yesterday i bought a web adress <a href="http://www.emushrooms.co.uk">www.emushrooms.co.uk</a> .<br> I havent launched a website yet,but since the URL is very simple and easy to remember.It can be useful to build a mushroom selling business online.<br> I got the web address,all i need now is an online store with checkout,selling mushrooms.Also i need to break my piggy bank to buy mushrooms,because i cannot sell something i dont have <img src="/img/smilies/icon_wink.gif" alt=";)" class="middle" border="0">.Anybody knows about the UK laws for selling food stuff online? Do i need to be registered some where?<br> Another addition to my list of business plans (which never materialize <img src="/img/smilies/icon_wink.gif" alt=";)" class="middle" border="0"> ) </p> <p> <small> <a href="http://maleist.blog.co.uk/2009/10/27/all-i-need-is-a-horse-7256241/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>I bought the whip,now i need a horse.
Well yesterday i bought a web adress www.emushrooms.co.uk .
I havent launched a website yet,but since the URL is very simple and easy to remember.It can be useful to build a mushroom selling business online.
I got the web address,all i need now is an online store with checkout,selling mushrooms.Also i need to break my piggy bank to buy mushrooms,because i cannot sell something i dont have ;).Anybody knows about the UK laws for selling food stuff online? Do i need to be registered some where?
Another addition to my list of business plans (which never materialize ;) )

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]]>A Fe......male bloggerhttp://maleist.blog.co.uk/2009/10/25/a-fe-male-blogger-7243118/2009-10-25T22:01:12+01:00 <p><a href="http://www.blog.co.uk/user/tarce/">This blogger's profile</a> says that he is a she.Or may be he is a fe...male.<br> I like the smile though <img src="/img/smilies/icon_smile.gif" alt=":)" class="middle" border="0"></p> <p><a href="http://www.blog.co.uk/media/photo/fe_male/4041549" title="fe male"><img src="http://data6.blog.de/media/549/4041549_017b184862_s.jpeg" alt="fe male"></a> </p> <p> <small> <a href="http://maleist.blog.co.uk/2009/10/25/a-fe-male-blogger-7243118/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>This blogger's profile says that he is a she.Or may be he is a fe...male.
I like the smile though :)

fe male

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]]>Twatosaurshttp://maleist.blog.co.uk/2009/10/25/twatosaurs-7242735/2009-10-25T20:51:58+01:00 <p>Scientists have rescently discovered that in addition to the monkey genes(you know we are all descendents of the monkeys),some of us have an additional genes which was accidentally introduced in the gene pool.It was a silly mistake by a dinosaur couple,who were bored and trying to play leap frog,and a dirty accident happened during the game,as shown in the picture.Their off spring was the infamous Twatosaurs and is responsible for some of us behaving as utter twats through out their lives.<br> If you know someone with the twat syndrome,dont blame them.Blame the twatosaurs.<br> Next blog post will be about the cuntolopagus.</p> <p><a href="http://www.blog.co.uk/media/photo/lwr_wtf_medium/4041101" title="LWR_WTF (Medium)"><img src="http://data6.blog.de/media/101/4041101_0a78309eba_s.jpeg" alt="LWR_WTF (Medium)"></a> </p> <p> <small> <a href="http://maleist.blog.co.uk/2009/10/25/twatosaurs-7242735/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>Scientists have rescently discovered that in addition to the monkey genes(you know we are all descendents of the monkeys),some of us have an additional genes which was accidentally introduced in the gene pool.It was a silly mistake by a dinosaur couple,who were bored and trying to play leap frog,and a dirty accident happened during the game,as shown in the picture.Their off spring was the infamous Twatosaurs and is responsible for some of us behaving as utter twats through out their lives.
If you know someone with the twat syndrome,dont blame them.Blame the twatosaurs.
Next blog post will be about the cuntolopagus.

LWR_WTF (Medium)

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]]>Pilgrimagehttp://maleist.blog.co.uk/2009/10/25/pilgrimage-7242608/2009-10-25T20:32:22+01:00 <p>For all the religious folks out there,do you ever think of travelling to your religion's holy place? Have you ever done it?<br> Ok lets not be religious.For example you have an obsession with someone,say Elvis Presley.Would you want to go and see his home town,his mansion,or his grave? Are you planning or have been to such a trip?</p> <p> <small> <a href="http://maleist.blog.co.uk/2009/10/25/pilgrimage-7242608/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>For all the religious folks out there,do you ever think of travelling to your religion's holy place? Have you ever done it?
Ok lets not be religious.For example you have an obsession with someone,say Elvis Presley.Would you want to go and see his home town,his mansion,or his grave? Are you planning or have been to such a trip?

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