The twilight Zone

Hugh Hefner,the founder and owner of Playboy megazine and associated businesses,had bought a place next to Marilyn Monroe's Grave.He wants to be burried next to Monroe.
Now who says the Playboy owner is a non beleiver?
He already has a good plan for afterlife.Him and Monroe...for ever and ever and ever....

Dont you think the Nobel peace prize is in the wrong hands? I mean Obama? Why should he get Nobel prize for Peace? I rather award the Prize to the little blue pill,or if its against the law to give Nobel prize to non living things then to Viagra's inventors.
Imagine how many frusterated men would be in the world without the magic pill.How angry a man feels without the stiffy.How much anger is smothered every night by the blue wonder.In my opinnion viagra is the only thing saving the world from the third world war.
How much peace and tranquility is brought to couple's lives,which otherwise would have became a bad and troubled relationship.
Or should i consider the inventors of Prozac?

The rear end or the so called arse has got a brain of it's own.It stops women from eating,as it always inflates itself when they are in front of the mirror.
It has to itch when we are sitiing in front of the boss or someone important,and it makes us to slip our hands underneath to scratch it when people are looking at us.
I am sure that the arse is hard wired to the Brain,as whenever we are busy pondering,our hands are busy scraching the rear bumpers.The greater the brain activity,ther worse is the itch.
It become dosile at the most impotant moments of our lives,when we lose a lot,because we cant be "arsed".
The next medical nobel prize should be reseved for whoever discovers a way to remove the buttock brain cells.So that the arse becomes a dumb arse and stop bugging us.
Or is it only me?