well,if i knew the answer,i wont be asking you.Perhaps i should write a book on this,but i havent got a clue on how to annoy the aliens to the extent that they decide to come all the way from another galaxy and abduct me.How about giving me some good ideas on this?
Dont forget to tell me how to survive while in alien abduction,and how to escape from them 
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safriz
- http://www.conspiror.blog.co.uk
- 2009-11-01 @ 23:43:13
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malakeas
Pro - http://www.blog.co.uk/user/malakeas
- 2009-11-01 @ 23:58:18
I don't think I would want to go to outer space unless I can take the Trio and Mr with me.
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safriz
- http://www.conspiror.blog.co.uk
- 2009-11-02 @ 00:10:26
The aliens dont give choices to the abductees.They beam them up without asking
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malakeas
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- http://www.blog.co.uk/user/malakeas
- 2009-11-02 @ 00:13:02
Dang. Wish I had some prior knowledge because there are a few I would like to have beamed up. hahahahahaha
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trulyfab
- 2009-11-02 @ 08:22:25
after seeing a few ads for the new movie the fourth kind (i think) i reacon a trip to the pics would answer all your questions
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brokendownangel
Pro - 2009-11-02 @ 08:28:20
Why would you want to be abducted by them? What if they probed you in places you don't wanna be probed??
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For a start,i found some instruction on someone else's (American) blog.
step 1
Move to the nearest trailer park. Aliens are reluctant to abduct people from structures that are attached to the earth. It possibly has something to do with aliens being travelers themselves. Whatever the reason, the potential abductee needs to sell that four-bedroom home and get to a double-wide as soon as possible.
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Quit work. Aliens are fiscally responsible beings and do not want to take productive members of the workforce out of commission for an extended period. After all, if they abducted enough economically productive members of our society eventually the economy would collapse. A collapsed economy and chaos would be counterproductive because the aliens want us to continue living life as normally as possible while their studies move forward.
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Be open to new experiences. This is perhaps the most overlooked aspect of alien abduction. Simply having an open mind can make a person more accepting to the various probes and experiments aliens conduct. Aliens need people willing to look at things from a different perspective or the abduction will not be a win-win situation.
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Have plenty of time to spare. Alien abductions take time and if someone has busy schedule it will just not work for either party. A person needs to have plenty of leisure time for an alien abduction because, after all, the aliens control when an abductee returns. The last thing a person needs is to return from an abduction and have to catch up on appointments and responsibilities.