The twilight Zone

This aussie guy proved that
I have never read anything as insane as this one on lost drivers.
The previous best was,a lady driver who Drove from Preston to Warrington Via Birmingham

Cough Cough Cough..I got a nasty cough...woo hooo.
Last night I couldnt sleep ...woo hoo.
I was coughing all night...Woo hoo.
My six pack is aching now..woo hoo.
My chest muscles are sore....woo hoo.
Went to the pharmacy today...woo hoo.
They gave me a red syrup...woo hoo.
It tastes like engine oil..woo hoo.
Cough Cough Cough ouch ouch ouch..woo hoo.

President Obama has infuriated many Americans by Bowing too deep in front of the Japanese king.
I have read many American blogs calling him o-bow-ma
The trouble is that obama is a tall guy and even after the deep bow,his face is in line with the king shorty.
They got teams of the so called Etiquette experts who teach them how to behave in different cultures.May be Obama's Etiquette manager went to far in training him,as he is doing a near perfecr Japanese Bow.

1. Do you have any friends you’d ever consider having sex with?
No.....All are men.

The rest of the MeMe.....

A hermit (from the Greek ἔρημος ēremos, signifying "desert", "uninhabited", hence "desert-dweller"; adjective: "eremitic") is a person who lives to some greater or lesser degree in seclusion from society.

ipod-hermit
Someone who always has there ipod blasting in their ears so everyone around can hear, and no one talks to them.

TV/PC Hermit
A hermits best friend is usually his computer or television. They usually find sanctuary in games such as Guitar Hero or World of Warcraft.

X-Box Hermits,Iphone hermits. Mobile phone hermits who wont talk to you but text you dozen times a day..you ring up..they hang up

Soon it will be Hajj.
About two million pilgrims will gather in Mecca Saudiarabia.
These days its easy,but my grandma used to tell me epic stories of devoted people who traveled on foot and camels to Mecca.From the 19th century India,the round trip took 3 years.From china it took up to 5 years.
There is a famous account of a disabled man who travelled to Mecca for hajj,and it took him 7 years.
I have been to Mecca only once,not on Hajj,as Hajj is a set of rituals performed on certain lunar dates,once a year.
I was there in off peak season,and i went to that large circular mosque with the Black Cubical in the middle.It was late in th enight,and i though there will be less people,but i was wrong.I was hardly able to penetrate the crowd and go and touch the Black Cubical(Kaaba)., and kiss the black stone in the corner of the cubical.The stone is set in a circular solid piece of pure silver.It is said to be extra terestrial.
No i didnt come home with wings growing on my back,or some supernatural powers,but it was "feel good" trip.
Something that cannot really be explained.Same as a smoker cannot quantify and tell you what exactly they get from smoking.

What is prefferable? To see a picture or read the description in words?
About real life,probably picture is preferred.For example looking at the picture of eifil tower will be better than a ten page description.But when it comes to fiction,then i preffer words.
I watched all three parts of LOTR in two days,it was so interesting.Then i read the book.The book was far more satisfying than the movie.Main reason is that reading the words and then materializing them in the mind using our imagination gives us much more details and flexibility.

This is the third friday the 13th in 2009. Unlucky year eh?

But this football club must change their name...Its so rude...
ArseAnal.

Schizophrenia is a psychiatric diagnosis that describes a mental disorder characterized by abnormalities in the perception or expression of reality.

With the advent of internet,our realities have become vague.
People whom we never met,not even seen their picture,make us happy,sad and angry.We even miss the unsen people,when they dont text us,email us,message us or stop writing that Blog.
Couples are known to divorce on finding out certain email or text message,as if they were not some cyber mumbo jumbo of zeros and ones and codes,but actual words spoken by a person.
I think we are all Digital Schizophrenics..

Once again the Big Bang experiment at CERN had to be delayed because a naughty bird pooped into the collider.
I could guess the £3.6bn machine was water proof,but i didnt know it wasnt bird proof....or poop proof
Full news here.

I have my own list of heroes.These two are among my heroes.Julius and Ethel Rosenberg who were executed in 1953 after having been found guilty of conspiracy to commit espionage. The charges were in relation to the passing of information about the atomic bomb to the Soviet Union.

If they hadnt passed on the secret to Soviet Union,the world would have been a different Place today.Only one country in the whole world had access to a weapon of immense destruction. "Absolute power corrupts absolutely".
It was due to these two that a balance was created in the world.and hence peace,however uneasy it was.

Lets mob them

LONDON (Reuters) - Britons are among the ugliest people in the world, according to a dating website that says it only allows "beautiful people" to join.

The way that www.BeautifulPeople.com accepts new members is simple. A potential member applies with a photo and a brief profile. Over 48 hours, existing members of the opposite sex vote whether or not to admit them, the site said.

Full news article Here.

It is said "Nothing is impossibe"..Today i was looking into it..I found two instances when the greatest minds in history spend centuries to perform something impossible without realizing.
First it was "Squaring the circle" in ancient Greece,when the greek mathematecians tried for many generations to find a circle and square of equal area which can be fit inside each other.
Then there were the Arab Alchemists who for generations tried to transform different metals into Gold by chemical reactions.
Today we know that both tasks were inpossible and against laws of nature.
Although both the Greeks and Arabs while trying to do the impossible discovered treasure troves of Mathematical and Chemistry knowledge.
But it proves the the term "nothing is impossible" is a generalized terminology.
There are impossible things.

Now and again,people choose to leave our friend list,sometimes we delete them,mainly because they havent been around much.Recently i noticed some body left my list,and it took me some time to find out,and eventually i did.
I always try to find who left my list and why.That can be tricky.People have every right to leave your friend list when they want and for whatever reason.
But general atiquets and common sense says that if you break contact with someone,leave a note. Walking quietly out of the door makes you insignificant.
Oh well,may be i am over reacting

Miami Shark

Today i was behind a long que of cars,and a small corsa was at the front of the line and almost nobody was overtaking it.
Drivers seemed to be relucctant to overtake the corsa.It wasn't a police car,and i couldn't imagine a celebrity driving a corsa.
It took some time,and when i was right behind the small corsa,i saw the lady driver looking in the rear view mirror,and smiling.
Then i saw why people didnt want to ovetake her..on the rear wind screen,there was a big sticker,it said.
"Go on small dick overtake me"

Who says stem cell research is bad?
Hopefully after a few years i will be walking ariund wuth a some additional appendages

Here is the story of a rabbit who's sexlife was saved by scientists betstowing upon him....lab-grown-penis.The rabbit is said to have fathered children,demonsterating that ther tool works a treat

A friend who is ethnic Arab and muslim,but born and brought up in USA,and an American Citizen,overheard this conversation between imigration officials when he went back to USA after visiting his extended family abroad.
It goes like this...approximately.

"He looks Arab"

"Yes,i see"

"He is a bit arrogant,and i suspect he is up to no good"

"Well,did you run a back ground check on him"?

"The results are sketchy"

"Are you saying he was involved in a crime at some point"?

"No,he has been in and out of the country many times,and has been visiting Arab contries".

"Are you suggesting an arrest?".

"Probably...under Patriot Act,he looks suspicious".

"He is arab,isn't he?"
"hahahahahahaha.......yes".

"We have booked too many this week"

"oh..he is lucky".

"you can flag him...if you want".

"May be next time".

Ok sir you are free to go.Here is your passport.

The above mentioned friend now lives in Britain,for good.

No longer science fiction, the bionic eye is a reality now according to Government Technology engineers at the University of Washington.

The contact lenses, which are solar powered and operate with integrated circuitry have thus far only been tested on animals. However, the lenses which do not impair sight, are overlaid with a display.

The idea is that they could be operated to utilize a zoom function, just like the old “Bionic Man” and “Bionic Woman” television characters. How cool is that?

One of the most amazing applications would be the possibility of surfing the web without a monitor, just viewing through the display in your contact.

But why not? What can go wrong? Any bad experiences? or good ones?

Well,i just started reading Dan Brown's "The lost Symbol".Looks good.Will keep me busy for a week .

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Can they?

Fantasy is a very vague word.It includes everything.People can have fantascy about anything or anybody.
I have never ever posted a blog with "comments closed".This is my first ever
You cant comment on this post,but you can leave tags Game on.

Sometimes i talk to myself,as if there is somebody sitting in front of me,and listening to me.It just happens,unplanned,and at times it is embarrasing.Specially when all of a sudden,i realize that somebody is looking at me.Is it normal? or should i go see a doctor?

Yes,i know,this blog post does not make any sense.

Its the third day i am watching Google main page logo replaced by a sesame street Doodle.
My favourit puppet show was Fraggle Rock .

Here is the theme song on someone's Guitar.

And the lyrics

Dance your cares away,
Worry's for another day.
Let the music play,
Down at Fraggle Rock.

Work you cares away,
Dancing's for another day.
Let the Fraggles play,
We're Gobo, Mokey, Wembley, Boober, Red.

Dance your cares away,
Worry's for another day.
Let the music play,
Down at Fraggle Rock.
Down at Fraggle Rock.
Down at Fraggle Rock.

These birds will represent England,ireland,wales and Scotland in 2009 miss world competition.
England

Ireland

Wales

Scotland

Yeah,all good looking women,specially miss Ireland,but my problem is that all of them are minus sized,chicken legged women.I want miss light weight,miss feather weight and miss heavy weight competitions.

This website helps women earn free breast implants through a community of Benefactors.

Since i am bald now i am thinking of launching a website to help bald men get their hair implants for free.
I dont think its as saucy as helping women to get big cheasts,and i see many men donating generously for the noble cause.
Will women donate for a bald man's hair implants? Nop
Better dump the idea and agree with the BaldRus.

Just imagine.

Elephants in my aquarium.

Playing rugby with rhinoceros.

Flying turtles.

Shark in the park.

Dinner with badgers.

Skunk air freshner.

Playing leap frog with Camels.

Losing sanity with your hair :>>

And i did.....shave my head
Looks shiny and smooth.Will have to wear a cap for some time

I made a new group blog here. Its about widgets and add ons.Things and gizmos that can be safely added to our blogs.Preferably something useful and fun,which has been tried and known to work with blogs.
Go on Join in.Specially if you know about programming and widget editing.

I may be the only Blogger on BCUK who's whole blog post was deleted during the tag cull.
Because i wrote a blog post in tags only
Cant do it anymore,because tags are now limited to 5 words.Oh well,that makes me feel special.I done something no other blogger has done (or so i believe),and cant be done anymore.

Oh i miss the BMW ad on BCUK homepage

not

I don't like when the supermarkets don't give plastic bags,or they hide them or charge for the bags.Thats too much for me.
They should go for other options such as bio degradable plastics.Why annoy people to save their money?
There are so many things about being green which are done on people's expense,rather than the rich and wealthy corporate giants.

This blogger will make you famous.Here is the chance of your been looking for

They didnt ask for donkeys.

The usual fruits we have are Bananas,Oranges,Apples,and thats almost all about fruits.
I was looking for Exotic fruits,which can be considered delicacy,and found that i havent had many.Most of them i never seen in my life.
In this website,the author lists 10 Most exotic fruits,and i had only 3 of them.That means i am 70% Fruit Ignorant

All of us have fantasies.If you are given a choice,of one creature you can add to the list of existing creatures.Will you want Unicorns to come to life? Or will it be talking dogs?
If i am given the powers and choice i will want fire breathing Dragons...The friendly ones,so that i don't get roasted.
Will save my gas bill,and free ride to anywhere i want.

I dont know how many times i search on google everyday,and i click on so many websites.Sometimes without reason.
Today i had a look at yahoo and Google advertising programs,and both charge the advertiser an average of 50p per click.
That is too much for a louzy click.Now i know how Mr.Google is a multi Billionair.

Gangster is usually a sinister word,and asociated with law breaking.Will you be surprised if i tell you that here in Britain,ganters are used for law enforcement?
Many private security companies are known to hire gangaters to get rid of trouble makers,and scare them away.Specially the yobs.
I used to work in an elderly respite home.I was the only security staff in the night,and had to sit in a small cubical and watch CCTV.Very often the local bored teen agers would come and smash the windows,or throw stones on the roof,or bang the windows while the old people were watching tele.Poor oldies were very annoyed,but couldnt do anything.My insurance wont cover me outside the premesis,and talking to the teen age yobs wont work.I called police many times,and they warned them,but that didnt work either.
The boss man stepped in,himself being an ex ganster.Asked me the timings when the trouble makers were around,and called some of his mates.Gave them the descrition of the main culprits.Next evening i saw a few big fat men lurking in the shadows.As soon as the bored yobs appeared for their usual fun,they were man handled brilliantly .
The phat men.being experienced at it,knew well how to beat up a person without leaving a mark or damaging them badly.It was a good 10 minute bashing,no black eyes,no broken bones,lots of shouting and yelling.Immediately after that,the fat men disappeared as if they were never there,and the yobs were never seen again.Problemo solved

Hugh Hefner,the founder and owner of Playboy megazine and associated businesses,had bought a place next to Marilyn Monroe's Grave.He wants to be burried next to Monroe.
Now who says the Playboy owner is a non beleiver?
He already has a good plan for afterlife.Him and Monroe...for ever and ever and ever....

Dont you think the Nobel peace prize is in the wrong hands? I mean Obama? Why should he get Nobel prize for Peace? I rather award the Prize to the little blue pill,or if its against the law to give Nobel prize to non living things then to Viagra's inventors.
Imagine how many frusterated men would be in the world without the magic pill.How angry a man feels without the stiffy.How much anger is smothered every night by the blue wonder.In my opinnion viagra is the only thing saving the world from the third world war.
How much peace and tranquility is brought to couple's lives,which otherwise would have became a bad and troubled relationship.
Or should i consider the inventors of Prozac?

The rear end or the so called arse has got a brain of it's own.It stops women from eating,as it always inflates itself when they are in front of the mirror.
It has to itch when we are sitiing in front of the boss or someone important,and it makes us to slip our hands underneath to scratch it when people are looking at us.
I am sure that the arse is hard wired to the Brain,as whenever we are busy pondering,our hands are busy scraching the rear bumpers.The greater the brain activity,ther worse is the itch.
It become dosile at the most impotant moments of our lives,when we lose a lot,because we cant be "arsed".
The next medical nobel prize should be reseved for whoever discovers a way to remove the buttock brain cells.So that the arse becomes a dumb arse and stop bugging us.
Or is it only me?

well,if i knew the answer,i wont be asking you.Perhaps i should write a book on this,but i havent got a clue on how to annoy the aliens to the extent that they decide to come all the way from another galaxy and abduct me.How about giving me some good ideas on this?
Dont forget to tell me how to survive while in alien abduction,and how to escape from them

Should men have some facial hair? I am of that opinion. Although it is an old concept now,and probably i shoulnt be saying this,but isnt it that men should look like men and women should look like women?
My goatee is high maintenance,and requires care.Same about my wee moustache.I cant bear the hair below my lip line and it bugs me.I have to keep them trimmed,and i got good quality trimmer for that.
It does give some trouble.While kissing women

Spooky facial hair

The Jigsaw man.

I think BCUK should have a funeral service for the dead blogs.That way readers of that blog can pay homage to the Burnt/deleted/dead blog.
I will not blog for one minute to remember the following blogs (That is same as 1 minute of silence ).

R.I.P tealover.blog.co.uk
R.I.P superkween.blog.co.uk
R.I.P kikita.blog.co.uk
R.I.P chynadoll.blog.co.uk

And many others...May you blogs enter the bloggity paradise.

Amen

I have observed that the generation gap is widening by the day.Aged peope are paraniod of teens,mainly due to their big gobs and unpredictable behaviour.Youngsters are too bored of anybody more than 10 years older than them,and they wont seek any advice from elders,not even from their parents.
Probably the councils should step in and open a combined activities club in which people of all ages can find something interesting and can sit under one roof.
An internet cafe,with glossy plasma screens and gaming computers or consoles alongside hand knitting classes,with a few bingo machines and yoga or pole dancing classes,all under one roof,in one large hall.
That way,a granny might want to shoot some zombies in a video game,and a young man might be interested in hand knitting,so that he can knit a muffler with his favourit footy club's logo on it.Girls in the youga classes,might inspire some big fat men to try pole dancing.That way all ages and types can share each other's interests.
A letter will be sent to Preston city council after the postal strike with these ideas of mine.
Two things might happen,the council will be impressed and ask me to be the next mayor.The council will assume that i am mentally upset,and ask me to avoid mixing with general public,until a doctor can assess my mental health

Dan Brown's new book.Should i lose some money on buying it?
I am waiting for Cristopher Paolini to write the Fourth and final book of his inheritance series.
Dan Brown's books are not interlinked,and all are separately complete,but this Paolini guy has written books which are linked with each other and to understand one you have to read the other.I dont know when he will Publish the Fourth book,it has been an year since his last book Brisingr was released.May be i will have to wait another year or two.