The twilight Zone

Here is a google search comparison website.Its fun,and i compared the key words "Penis" and "vagina" (yeah,dirty mind).I was surprised that "penis" was more searched on the internet than vagina.Hmmm,have more men turned gay or more women have become desperate?

A thought provoking documentary,although i dont agree with all of it.
The video is also available on youtube in high quality.

Atomic babe,ooh shes sexy.

Its all about dongs

Atomic bomb cake.

Sexy bombs

Watch out for iran

Yes,ofcourse

How real are the mass deatruction threats told by news channels and media? This US news channel is talking of some star treck style device which according to them can take out all electronic equipment in the north america,and they claim that its so simple that even the terrorists can make it.

And discovery channel claims that there is an 80 percent probability that such a weapon is available for use.

Sme other website say differant things about such a "thing",
Oh well,there are bigger real threats to humanity such as powerty,global warming and water shortage.

But then i remember,long time ago i had a notorious neighbour who's tele was always very loud and he wont lower the volume even at late in the night.Me and some other neighbours made several polite requests to him,but he was not bothered.He didn't have cable or satellite receiver,just ordinary antenna.Me and another friend did some research and built a basic but fairly powerful FM transmitter and deviced a way to direct it's transmission in the direction of neighbour's antenna.All we had to use was a 9 volt battery,some aluminium foils a car ariel and a cheap circuit board.We did not damage his tele,but we did block or deteriorate the TV station's signal,as his antenna was receiving our device's transmission,because it was more powerful and nearer.Since our device was not transmitting all around,but in one direction only,we escapes being detected.There is a military base in my home town and they regularly scan for unliscenced transmitters.
For a few days all was quiet and it was fun when occasionally he mentioned to us that his tele is not working and no matter how he adjusts or tunes the TV,the picture is very bad, and then he bought a satellite receiver with a huge dish antenna,and all was back to normal,even worse

Jacko is the top news in almost every news website.Out of the top ten searches on yahoo in the last 24 hours,4 are about jacko including the top two.Online chat forums and blogging sites are erupting with articles,comments and discussions about him.Yesterday twitter reported multiple website crashes due to excessive jacko traffic.CNN experienced 5 fold increase within an hour of his death news,and over 20 million page views per hour.Even the Big G (google) experienced trouble due to the sudden increase in people searching key words related to jacko.

I have a wee profile on facebook,and i wandered in that unfamiliar territory.Its more about showing off and attracting attention than indulging in a discussion,sharing your experiences and sentiments as bloggers do here.There is a clan culture on facebook,people stick to a certain group and wont welcome newcomers.If you dont have a picture on your facebook profile,nobody will read whatever you say,and in blogland few have their actual pics and names posted,and thats a good thing if we here try to share the mind and thoughts of a person,without judging them by physical appearance.
Btw,how many bloggers have shagged a bird they met in blogland? and how many facebookers have shagged a facebook friend? By caparison,facebook looks more like a dating service.
Often it surprises me when i see people living under same roof,adding each other on facebook,and talking via keyboard and mouse while they can turn their neck and talk to each other.In blogland however it is rare,or so i think.
Anyway,i am here for the last three years,and hopefully will linger on.

The CN Tower, at 553.33 meters (1,815 ft., 5 inches), is the world's tallest building, tower, and freestanding structure.

Construction on the CN Tower began on February 6, 1973 and wrapped up about 40 months later in June 1976.

1,537 workers toiled five days a week, 24 hours a day to build the CN Tower.

The CN Tower was built at an original cost of $63 million.

On April 2, 1975, onlookers gazed up in amazement as a giant Erickson Air-crane Silorsky helicopter placed the final piece of the CN Tower's antenna into place, officially making it the world's tallest building.

The CN Tower was built to withstand an earthquake of 8.5 on the Richter scale (the Kobe earthquake in 1995 was 7.2 on the Richter scale). The upper reaches of the CN Tower were built to withstand winds up to 418 km/h (260 mph).

In 1995, the CN Tower is designated a Wonder of the Modern World by the American Society of Civil Engineers.

Lightning strikes the CN Tower an average of 75 times per year. Long copper strips run down the CN Tower to grounding rods buried below ground to prevent damage.

The CN Tower dims unnecessary exterior lights during bird migration seasons to prevent bird injuries.

The CN Tower is an incredible 2.79 cm (1.1 inches) within plumb, or, true vertical.

Six glass-faced elevators travel at 22 km/hour (15 miles/hour) to reach the observation deck in 58 seconds.

On a clear day, visitors to the CN Tower's observation deck can see over 160 kilometers (100 miles) -- that's all the way to Niagara Falls and across Lake Ontario to New York State.

The CN Tower has a hollow 1200' hexagonal core providing stability and flexibility to the full height tower.

The CN Tower's Glass Floor was the first of its kind when it was opened in June 1994. It is 23.8 square meters (256 sq. ft.) of solid glass and 5 times stronger than the required weight-bearing standard for commercial floors. If 14 large hippos could fit in the elevator and get up to the Observation Deck, the Glass Floor could withstand their weight.

The 360 Restaurant makes a complete rotation every 72 minutes giving diners a changing view of Toronto more than 1,000 feet below.
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You didnt notice the CN tower in the top left corner did you?

Nicked from sargodhian

1. What is the thinnest book in the world?
What Men Know About Women
2. How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One...men will screw anything.
3. How does a man take a bubble bath?
He eats beans for dinner.
4. Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up?
Because they don't have balls to scratch.
5. What's a man's idea of foreplay?
A half hour of begging.
6. How can you tell if a man is sexually excited?
He's breathing.
7. How can you tell if a man is happy?
Who cares?
8. What's the difference between men and government bonds?
Government bonds mature.
9. How do you save a man from drowning?
Take your foot off of his head.
10. What do men and beer bottles have in common?
They are both empty from the neck up.
11. How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
We don't know, it's never been done.
12. How are men and parking spots alike?
The good ones are always taken and the ones that are left are
handicapped.
13. What's the difference between a man and E.T.?
E.T. phoned home.
14. What's a man's idea of a seven course meal?
A hot dog and a six-pack of beer.
15. What's a man's idea of helping you with the housework?
Picking up his feet so you can vacuum.
16. What do you call a man with half a brain?
Gifted.
17. What's the difference between a man and a catfish?
One is a bottom-feeding, scum-sucker, and the other is a fish!
18. What did God say after creating man?
I can do better.
19. What do you have when you have two balls in your hand?
A man's undivided attention.
20. What are the two reasons why men don't mind their business?
1. No mind.
2. No business.
21. Why did God create man?
Because vibrators can't mow the lawn.
22. Did you hear about the banker who's a great lover?
He knows firsthand the penalty for early withdrawel.
23. Why are men like laxatives?
They both irritate the shit out of you.
24. If a man got pregnant...
Abortion would be available in convenient stores and drive-thru
windows.
25. Why do men name their penises?
They want to be on a first-name basis with the person who makes
all of their decisions.
26. Why is it so hard for women to find a man who is sensitive,
caring, and good-looking?
Because they already have boyfriends.
27. Did you hear about the man who won a gold medal at The Olympics?
He had it bronzed.
28. Why do men like masturbation?
It's sex with someone they love.
29. Why were men given larger brains than dogs?
So they don't hump women's legs at cocktail parties.
30. What is gross stupidity?
144 men in the same room.
31. What's the difference between a porcupine and a Corvette?
The porcupine has pricks on the outside.
32. How many men does it take to pop popcorn?
Three: One to hold the pan, and two others to show off and
shake the stove.
33. What is a man's view of safe sex?
A padded headboard.
34. How do men sort their laundry?
"Filthy" and "Filthy But Wearable."

Democracy sucks.It really does.The politicians are only seen in public before elections bragging for votes.After we vote for them and they win,they vanish until the next elections.One reason is that after they become Mp or whatever they are called in other parts of the world,they are no more common people and have moved to an elite and upper class,and that distances them from the masses and hence their problems.
There is another thing.In democracy a large group of elected representatives (old farts) have come to an agreement for law making or ant betterment in the system,but how easy it is for such a large group with overblown egos (Misinterpreted as the sense of responsibility) to come to a unanomous conclusion? almost impossible.For that reason they keep churning out incomplete laws,which havent been thought about,are impractical and has many flaws.How can they concenterate while sitting in the house of parliament? They gat bigger problems of their own.Such as how to be rich(er) and how to excel in fooling the masses and how to highten their position in the elite class and so on.
I am an admiror of monarchy,an absolute monarchy.I wont suffer any more as a common man under one king or queen than i suffer under hundreds of so called representatives.One man or woman deciding it all,with the option and not compulsion of consulting others.If things go wrong at least i will know who to blame,now in this democratic world,things are so divided that i dont even know who should i blame,the MP,the minister,the officials or someone else.Everybody in power blames someone else in power.
In the whole wide blogland there are two bloggers my hot favourit for being monarchs.They can be the monarchs of any country of the world,and for good reasons.Both of them are impossibly hard to please,even they cant please themselves.They have an incapability of finding anything good or pleasant in almost everything.These are good qualities and blessings in disguise.You cant change a system,person or a country if you are happy with them and you have to see bad things in somethin for wanting to change it.
So if Alec weston and barney are given a chance,they will change the world (to a more gloomy but probably better) place.

Phone calls to friends back home,revealed that last night all of them were jumping and dancing on the streets like clowns.Reason was the cricket team's victory in T20 final.The match was played somewhere near London.Currently thre is an electricity shortage in the country (as always ),and the government had to issue special orders to grid stations for keeping the power on,or else.If the people had missed the match due to power outage,the government was likely to be toppled.People can bear sky high prices of food and fuel and wont protest,but missing thr cricket cup final would have been far serious .
Many videos of the celebrations have been uploaded on youtube,and it was fun to watch.Most likely some renowned news agency or website will pick up one of those videos and post it with a report of american fatalities in afghanistan or some terrorist attack,and claim that Pakistani people are dancing and celebrating on loss of infedal lives.It has happened many times,specially during 9-11.I saw atleast one such video on CNN,inwhich they claimed that people were dancing and distributing sweets on collapse of the twin towers,but the video was actually a few teen agers celebrating cricket teams victory.(cynical i am )

Show us the "Gun"

Happy to help

Still a virgin

Why is that all the most important stuff in the "terms and conditions" is always written in small and almost illegible print.While all the rubbish is written in bold underlined words.They can take you to the court and even without that take money off you if you dont abide by their terms and conditions.
So many things can be said about this strange practice,but to me it is a discrimination against all those people who go to specsavers.People with a rather weak eyesight.They make it difficult for them to read the most important words in the "Terms and conditions" and it is deliberate.
Thats why i think that it should be the legal right of anyone who is about to sighn or accept a lawfully drafted "Terms and conditions" to ask for free spectacles if they feel the need for it.(Soon i will regain my sanity )

We are being stormed by all sorts of information.Information about anything and everything is so easy to get these days that it almost becomes worthless.Go back a century or so and one needed to travel and bear hardships to learn and the information thus obtained was of much value and the person was more likely to make use of it.In those days people were very specific about what they wanted to know and from where. Because gathering knowledge cost them time,money and hardships. On the contrary our minds get cluttered and distracted.We know so much and with such an ease that we dont even bother to find any use of most of the knowledge we got.At the same time we are quiet careless about what we should know.Being specific means being focused. I know bits and pieces about many things.I know that the O rings failed in the rocket boosters of challenger space shuttle and that was the main cause of its crash,and i know many things about space shuttles,but is this information useful to me? I think not. This was one example.We surf the internet,we google,we wikipedia,we read books,and we know so much,but fail to find use of much we know. All of us have short comings,things we want to do but dont know how to,and there are ways and means available to fulfill our wishes. One example is that i always wanted to grow some muscles,as i am very lean,but i rarely try to read about how human body works,and what things i can do to increase my muscle mass.There must be some way to do it,a way which suits my particular needs and my body.But instead of gathering info about this i regularly read articles about space exploration and computer parts.So my resolution for the next half of the year is that i will be specific about what i want to know,and i will think if the knowledge i am willing to gain is of my use or not.(Never mind soon i will forget all this )

The usual reply when asked the currently laughable and unexpected question "Do you believe in God?" is "Yes when i was young".I have asked this question to many people and most give the same reply.
In my observation,currently the belief in god is for the poor and insecure.
Or maybe for people considered as ignorant (I am a believer myself).
Go Africa or go most parts of Asia and everybody is a believer.Go western Europe and god has been deported.
At times of extreme desperation all of us become momentary believers.We shout and yell at the someone called god and order it to do as directed,and when "it" doesn't obey our commands we confirm its nonexistence.
Strangely enough some scientists {who may be the agents of Vatican or mecca) occasionally use this illusive three lettered word "GOD".
Still they are on the lookout for their nanoscopic god
There is something i always believed,that everything goes round in circles.No matter how big or small the circle may be,everything ends where it started,eventually.
Theoretical science started with trying to prove or disprove god,and it seems that it gets stuck at the http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/3546973.stm">same point over and over again.
Are they playing up with us the non scientific general public? Why not abandon something that doesn't exist,and has no scientific proof? That something or someone we don't need because we can take care of ourselves without ant assistance.
May be they just want us to remain confused.

ANY SIMILARITY TO ACTUAL EVENTS OR CHARACTERS IS PURELY COINCIDENTAL

Those are the words we see before watching any movie or reading a book.This clearly means that whatever we are about to read or watch is a bunch of lies.Still we watch it,read it and love it and try our best to relate the characters and events with our real life experiences and real people.
Oh well,just a thought.

I am on my road to healing.I have been an internet addict for too long and these days i am keeping myself away from computer and internet.I know i will eventually fail,as i have in the past,but worth a try
While googling i came across some nice softwares specially made for nokia phones.I have tries some and they work fine.
Posting a few links here. FYI
Download Skyfire
Download fring
Download WakeOnLan
Download xDancer
Download Answer or Hangup
Download Free iSMS
Download Active SMS Lock