The twilight Zone

Have you read the british/american story of rip van winkle or the german story of peter klavs or the chinese story of ranka or hebrew story of koni m'angel? There is a referrance in bible "seven sleepers of ephesus" and in Quran there is a whole chapter about "ashaab-e-kahaff" and their loyal dog. All of them entered some kind of time tunnel or warp and while they were experiencing time to be passing at normal speed,the skipped 50 or more years in a matter of few hours.
what will you do if you fall asleep one night and when you wake up you realize that 100 years have passed?

Did i swear?
Since Ramadan starts this evening,i won't be swearing for a whole month,so you can excuse me this time

www.askmid.com
visit this website and you can find out about any vehicle if it is insured or not. You dont need to register and you can type any vehicle's number plate,even your neighbour's. You can also find out the make and model of the car associated with the registeration number.

Guess what? I am writing this blog post from my mobile phone.
Are you impressed? (or depressed)
Mine is a normal smart phone aka nokia n73. Its not classed as a PDA. Still i can open any webpage on my phone including BCUK.
All i had to do was to download and install "opera mini" web browser on my phone. Mind you,i got internet usage included in my phone contract. I cant copy and paste the download link here, after all i am bloging from my phone,but uncle google might come handy if you want what i got

If you want a word processor for free and don't want to install any software in your computer,google got solution for you

If you want to create or edit PDF files,and again don't want to buy or install any softwares in your PC,here is a solution for you.

Sapien

Pick the right answer.

If humans evolved from monkeys, how come there's still monkeys?

Ans 1. They are all the "stupid" monkeys that didn't know how to evolve.

Ans 2. Some monkeys evolved into humans, some evolved into gibbons, some into squirrel monkeys, some into capuchins and so on.

Ans 3. We didn't evolve from monkeys we evolved share a common ancestor with monkeys.

Ans 4. Monkeys evolved from Humans.

Ans 5. Monkeys and humans are the same.Some of them discovered how to shave their hair,and cut off their tails,and pretend to be civilized.

Here is a trash you don't see everyday.

Soviet space shuttle Buran,collecting dust.

Simillar to an elephant graveyard,this is a B-52 graveyard.

Rissian migs in someone's backyard.

This little card can unlock any mobile phone,including the iphone.It does not damage the phone,and you can use your phone with any network.The network lock will be unlocked immediately. Another "Made in china".

Some links are below.

http://www.google.co.uk/search?hl=en&q=X-SIM+IV&btnG=Google+Search&meta=

This hacker is a genius,and must be put to some better use than sending him to Guantanamo bay.
I am not English,welsh,irish or scot,but i have lived with these people long enough to be sincere with them,and feel for them.
In my opinion this move of the government can't be classed as patriotism.
He may be a criminal,but at least punish him in his own country,and don't leave him on the mercy of a foreign country.

Media thrives on distortion of facts.In the news i read that a muslim made his sons to beat themselves.
This man is a shia muslim and thats what they do in the first lunar month of islamic calender.
They do this "beat themselves up" ritual all over the world and have been doing this for over a thousand years now.I don't see anything unusual about this.
Parents transfer their religious / ethnic/family traditions or beleivs to their children,and that too is normal.
Myself i am a sunni muslim and to me this "beat themselves up" ritual is not according to the teachings of islam,but if they want to do it,i don't have any problems.

This dog got talent

We see the world arond us in the same colour as the goggles we are wearing.To me everything is the work of God,to other it's the big bang and just that,nothing else.To some it's the string theory,or may be love.Interestingly enough all of us have valid arguments to prove our point of view.
Wear green goggles,and the world is green,even the sun.Wear red goggles and all is red.All depends on the colour of the goggles.

What an olympics,brilliant and had the wow factor throughout.
Lets see what LOndon does in 2012. (If the world didn't end as per the mayan prediction )

And its warm,and no wind,and i am star gazing. What else safriz wants for having a good time?

Did you believe me?
If not,why did you even click on this blog post?
That means you believes me,and you must admit it...come on,be brave

When he gets kicked on his balls.

You never seen one....have you?

You know whats a mad cow disease, dont you?
Stupid cow disease is something simillar but only for the celebrities. Amy winehouse is one of the best examples.

I visited some escort service websites (out of curiosity only. The same curiosity that killed the cat) and was baffled by their high rates. Call in, when you visit the whore's place 200£ per hour, call out, when the whore visits you, 300£ per hour.
I have never tried this,but i think if i spend the same amount of money on a non-pro woman and be nice to her and (fake) love her,she will fuck me for much longer

Or you may end up with seven babies

Traditionally, most people in my home town buy a piece of land, for their grave. That includes me. Preference is to buy it in the same grave yard where our ancestors are buried. Nobody knows where my grandfather is buried, as he was lost in action in 1971 Pakistan India war (yes I hate wars).
My father is buried next to my grandmother’s grave, and there are some other family members nearby, and that’s where most of us have bought their pieces of land.
Some day we will be together forever. Know what? No matter how much we suffer in our lives, or how much we are enjoying it, there is an end.

This isn’t just a USB vibrator. This one includes 5 interchangable latex probes (wow!), has 10 unique preset pulse/vibrate rhythms (yihah!), and features a self adjustable finger ring vibrating bullet (amazing!)

Now your laptop or PC can have one more intimate addition.
I was thinking of adding one more feature to this amazing invention.I want to integrate a USB flash drive with this vibrator.That way,one can use it as it should be used and at the same time store some MP3 music,or pictures,may be videos in the device.
Dont cha think,i deserve nobel prize

I reguad most of the famous news websites,and watch (online) news channels.Here is a list of countries i hear most of the time in the news.

Iraq
Afghanistan
USA
Israel
China
India
Pakistan
Zimbabwe
Tibet
These days Georgia and may be a few more

I have never heard a news about say Finland and there are many such countries which never come in the news.
MAy be nothing ever goes wrong there? Or they are not arsed with whatever is going on in the rest of the world.Whay can be the reason that most news arises from a certain set of countries and a vast majority of countries almost never get international spotlight.

First a highly dubious stabbing of an American by a Chinese man,who then committed suicide.
Now a report claiming that the spectacular fireworks display at the opening ceremony of Beijing Olympics was fake.

We can look at a woman and enjoy her beauty without ever contacting her. Most men wont fail to find something beautiful(sexy) in a woman. None can appreciate women more than a man. But women are eternally ungreatful.

Buyaa was the imaginary creature i inveted as a kid to scare away my younger brothers and sisters from stealing my toys from my closet. It was a random name without meaning. I told them that if they open my clset,it will wake up the "buyaa" and he will eat them while they are asleep. My invention back fired,and i was always afraid of opening my closet at night.

It doesnt happen in this country. In many parts of the world the grid stations regularly shut down for an hour or more to balance the high demand and low supply of electricity. If it happens during a hot summer day,it is annoying,as the ceiling fan or air con stops working,and then you open the windows and rely on the natural air flow for cooling. At night large city areas plunge into darkness. That used to be the best time for star gazing when i was a kid (who says i ever grew up). With the power outage the glare of artificial light would disappear and the sky would become clearly visible. In warm summer nights in my little town of northern pakistan,all 5 of us brothers and sisters would rush out,soon after the black out and star gaze. But if it was the full moon or we were not in a mood,we would rather play hide and seek. The dim moonlight or starlight used to add fun to our little game. When star gazing We used to wonder at the infinite number of stars visible in the milky way. Then one of us would catch a glmpse of a shooting star,and by the time we were being alerted of the view,it would vanish in the night sky,and that "one of us" would start boasting to the rest of us about how spectacular the display was. Then we would ponder on the strange objects we used to see in the night sky. They were flashy objects,following a linear track,with constant speed,traversing the night sky giving a flash at constant intervals. In our little scientific discussions,we considered then rejected that the objects were planes. That was early 1980's and there was no internet. Then we turned to our school libraries for help. All of us 5 got ourselves astronomy books issued from our school library. Our little research concluded that those objects we regularly observe in the night sky were satellites with their solar pannels reflecting the sun light as they rotate while orbiting round the earth. The consortium of 5 little star gazers concluded their first ever astronomical research project and went to our mom to tell her about our big discovery,and she told us to go and wash our hands and have our supper,

Over the years there have been a series of unexplained traffic accidents on a stretch of road when going from Preston to Blackburn.It happens near the Samlesbury HallPR5 OUP.
.Many people have lost their lives in those accidents.People have experienced unusual failure of steering and brakes,or sighting of a woman wearing medieval white dress in the middle of the road.
Recently a friend of mine was sentenced to 6 years in prison for fatally injuring a worker in the same stretch of the road.
He was on the way to Blackburn,from Preston,when he was blinded by a recovery truck facing towards oncoming traffic with full beam,and as he was passing by the truck,a worker emerged from behind the truck,and was hit at 40 mph,which is still 10 mph below the legal limit on that road.
On his part,he did take precaution by slowing down,but there was no way he could expect somebody will wander right in front of his car,as he just cleared the glare of the high beam head lights of the recovery truck.On the contrary,the victim could have seen him easily,but may be he was too occupied in recovering the vehicle that had crashed less than an hour earlier,due to an unexplained brakes failure.
The family of the dead were ecstatic,when the sentence was passed,but lookiung at the circumstances,i doubt that it was totally his fault.

Georgr bush criticized chine oh it's bad human rights record.Whatever they do is always within their own country.On the contrary,US forces go thousands of miles away to kill people who have nothing to do with them.
Here is an example of USA'a excellent and humane treatment of prisoners of imposed war

Stop if you are less than 25 years old.You were in diapers at that time
You young teenies were not even born then

Anybody remembers the gemini man?

It was a nice TV serial wasn't it ?

Do you remember this helicopter?

He still shags

Can you answer this !

And all she got is a suspended sentence.If adults can't control their lust,and can't be arsed to used contraceptives.
Why the baby should get the punishment,and the killer parent can live free.
It is depressing for me that some one who had nothing to do with the wrong doings of his mother,paid the price with his little life.
This woman should be locked away for the rest of her disgusting life.

The council won't collect my recyclable waste,although i had followed their instructions which are about throwing much of their work load on me.
Every time they come they find some excuse to leave my recycle boxes and leave a note.Once gone they come back after 15 days,that means i have to somehow take care of the garbage for a month at a time,if they refuse to collect.
They want me to wash the empty glass bottles and milk bottles,and if they are not aqueeky clean ,this is enough excuse for them to leave me a warning note.
Fed up by all this,i decided to go to the nearest waste recycling center and throw the garbage there.
Google told me that the nearest recycling centre is 6 miles from my home.Filled my car with stinking bags of plastic and glass bottles,and a few bags of cardboard,and cans.
I was thinking that i will go to the waste recycling centre,throw the bags full of plastic and glass seperately on differant heaps and come back.
But lo and behold.The recycling centre had about 25 differant containers,and each container was for a differant catagory of plastic,glass or other recyclable waste.
But the worst part was that the containers had small holes,and i had to open the bags i made over a month,and one by one i had to push the plastic bottles in the container.
That took me about 10 minutes for each bag.All together i spent 35 minutes trying to push the garbage,bit by bit inside the containers.
So i housed the garbage for over a month,then drove 6 miles,my car stinks now,and i had to spend half and hour and lot of physical labour to get rid of the recyclable garbage.
Next time i will fly tip some where.This mode of recycling is too much for me.

An avalanche killed 11 mountaineers near the summit of K-2 in Pakistan.Four survivors had to descend at least 2000 meters for being rescued by military helicopters.Two dutch climbers were rescued today with bad frost bites,but another two Italians are still struggling to come within the reach of the helicopters as thin air wont let the choppers fly above 6000 meters.
They fell victim to an ice wall that fell on them at 8000 meters.The rescuers almost never search for dead bodies as hurricane force winds and unpredictable weather makes rescue operations extremely dangerous.
My thoughts are with the two Italians who may be fighting for dear life in oxygen deficient air at temperatures way below freezing.
Hope they will make it.

copied from http://www.guardian.co.uk

The responses to Cath Elliott's post Angry White Men and Rosie Boycott's claim that women, "without the legal and social framework they need", are "punished for having children" flags up very clearly the fact that while some men, as Elliott says, are "desperate ... to cling on to power ... enjoyed for centuries", this is a kind of power that is as toxic for males as it is for women.

The responses also underline a conundrum at the heart of such debates: the concept of what it means to be a woman has changed hugely, so why is the same potential for change unrecognised in definitions of what it means to be a man?

Two hundred years ago, "nice" women had no sex drive, their brains were less competent, and their primary instinct was maternal and hysteric: a picture drawn by men but believed and conformed to by many women, while others struggled against the stereotype and took those battles into the political arena.

Today, some women draw an equally negative portrait of the "typical" male: violent, self-centred, single-minded, insensitive. Like all stereotypes, it holds some truth - but it is a stereotype and it needs to be challenged in a political battle every bit as significant as that fought by women. Masculinity can't change very much until policies that effect work and the home also change.

One of the issues for the 21st century is why the "social and legal framework" is so Neanderthal that it padlocks men into the past instead of encouraging the development of different kinds of masculinity that can fit into a more equal society.

The state of men and boys, and the changing nature of masculinity is most usually mentioned in the UK in the context of illiteracy, pornography and crime and punishment. In Norwegian politics, however, it has become a positive central issue, a catalyst.

A men's panel, of 30 or so men, has been meeting to consider questions that are relevant here, too: boys' poor academic record, alcohol and violence, fatherhood and domestic responsibilities.

In the spring, a green paper will be published on men, masculinity and gender equality. Twenty years ago, nobody would have imagined that a British government would produce a green paper on that most private of institutions, the family - but this government has.

On men, Britain should now follow Norway's lead. Kjell Erik Øie, the 47-year-old deputy minister of children and equality, says: "This is important. It's about men's role in the future of gender equality. If men don't change, then women can't change. This isn't just about sharing power; it's also about sharing care.

Of course, we have a problem with sexual and domestic violence; of course many men earn more," he adds. "But we also have data that points up the vulnerabilities of being a man today. Many more men than women go to prison; they die earlier; they care less about their health. Injustice is not a social competition."

Of course, many of the worst aspects of misogynistic, destructive male behaviour are with us precisely because masculinity has failed to modernise. But while the methods with which society addresses these dangerous anachronisms grow ever more punitive and ineffectual, the causes are ignored.

Inevitably, the Norwegian ideas will be criticised, not least by some women's groups, which believe (with some justification) that to pay for them, funds would be drained from female areas already starved of resources, such as women's refuges and rape crisis centres.

Opponents may also say men have much of the physical and financial power, and they hold the floor in almost every situation; they can look after themselves. But both arguments ignore the ultimate goal: the aim is change.

The difficulty is that, as long as we refuse to see that the infrastructure of society influences how men behave just as much as it narrows female "choice", then nothing is going to shift on a scale large enough to make a difference.

Why, for instance, is it almost impossible to work part-time and have a career? Arguably, because men are conditioned to believe that a breadwinner, a "real" man, is a wage slave, working every hour to put money on the table.

How do you open up the idea of an identity not defined entirely by a wage packet? Paternal leave - long lengths of time away from paid work - is one avenue. In Norway, since 1993, men have six weeks' paternity leave, paid at a full wage. The take-up rate is 90%. Compare that with the fortnight, at £100 a week, to which British men are "entitled".

Paternity leave receives strong support in the Norwegian media. Can you imagine the headlines here if six weeks' leave was proposed?

In the 1950s, there was a clear idea (however flawed) of what a man was expected to do, how he should behave, and the way in which he should engage with the women in his life (of course, many broke those rules, but at least they were in place and were understood); now, there is often confusion.

Some men are remoulding masculinity - but they are acting as individuals, against the grain of public policy; and against the wishes of some women, seeking both the "old" man and the "new" in the same pair of trousers.

In the sixties and seventies girls, via education and feminism, were introduced to a very different image of what it could mean to be a woman.

Who today is making a similar effort, investing in boys so that they can think and behave in a way that rounds out their own chances of a happy, productive and healthy life in a society made up of citizens who are different but equal?

Believe me.

Hint:Edibles,group horizontal,then vertical It's a puzzle,all by myself

POBUCAPEBA
TATTRRANNA
TOEROTUTNA

It was done today.The Kaaba is washed twice a year, once before the fasting month of Ramadan and once during Haj. The washing of the Kaaba offers a rare opportunity for people to see the stark interior of the cube at the center of the Grand Mosque in Makkah. The key of the Kaaba is maintained by the Al-Shaebi family, which has held this duty even before the time of the Prophet Mohamed (peace be upon him).
The cube's interior is washed with pure rose extracts.

Here is a passport size photo of Socrates.Probably they chopped off their heads to do this.