The twilight Zone

Do we need to make sense of every thing in life?
Some times it is good to do things that dont make any sense.

I am a prick

Thomas lipton was the founder of Lipton tea company.This company probably makes the best tea in the world.
Tea may be a British discovery,but today it is as famous in Pakistan as beer in the UK.
Billions are spent every year to import tea from abroad,and on the average one Pakistani drinks more than three cups a day,with milk.Lipton are probably one of the biggest money makers in Pakistan.
People like me have tea running in their veins instead of blood

Someday they will realize how stupid they are.
They got the source of the world's power,the oil.But how the brainy and wise are fooling them is really shameful.
I am not being racist here,but only sympathizing with the fools.

Looking at the poor performance of world politicians,i have been encouraged to make my own political party.
I will start from scratch,and thats why this will be my party's logo/monogram/flag.

Don't know about others,but i am sure i will not do any worse than George bush,even if i want to.
Here is my party's website.
Who is in?

British NASA hacker to face U.S. trial

With trillions of dollars readily available,and allegedly the world's best scientists at work,if the US defense department still cant save their computers from a youngster sitting thousands of miles away in the UK.
Then shame on them.Don't blame the nerd.

I hereby ask for a salary raise for the following reasons.
- I do physical labour.
- I work at great depths.
- I work extra shifts on weekends and public holidays.
- I work in slippery dark places with poor ventilation.
- My work exposes me to contaigeous diseases.
- I never get praised for my hard work.

Sincerely
P.Niss

Yo mama so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind
Yo mama so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone!
Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money!
Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.
Yo mama so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!
Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning
Yo mama so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it."
Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry.
Yo mama so dirty she makes mud look clean.
Yo mama so dirty that she was banned from a sewage facility because of sanitation worries!
Yo mama house so dirty she has to wipe her feet before she goes outside.
Yo mama so lazy that she came in last place in a recent snail marathon.
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Blame mother nature.She is being a bitch
Where is papa nature by the way?

This little fella lives behind my car's driver side mirror.It has a cobweb in front of the mirror,and i never destroy it's home.
Thats why i never wash my car

You never have to boast about the size of your penis

A person living in the remote rainforest knows many things which i dont. I know many things he doesnt. Which one of us is ignorant?
He is ignorant in my environment and i am ignorant in his. Ignorance is relativistic.

They say knowledge is power.But this BBC program denies that.
But looking at the power of a business man who has the ability of converting knowledge into cash,i am suspicious about this phrase.
I don't know a scientist who was top of the list in the forbe's top 10
But i have seen many uneducated people without a university degree,who became millionaires or even billionaires.
I am just a graduate,with a bachelors degree in maritime transport,but most of my family got masters in different fields of study.
All of them work in companies with a top man with much lesser qualification than their's.
Ask them so called Dragons in the BBC program,what qualifications they got?
Most of them are under graduates,but filthy rich and many brilliant minds feel proud to work for them.
Knowledge may be important,but knowledge of how to make money is what really matters.

The word alcohol was introduced into the English language circa 1543 from the Arabic: الغول‎, "al-ġuḥl".
Drink too much of it and you try to open a plane's door 30,000 feet up in the sky.

plane was forced to make an emergency landing when two British women tried to open the cabin door mid-flight, police have said.
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The women were questioned by police but released and allowed to return to the UK. Mr Scherer said police were deciding whether to press charges and the women could also be fined or forced to pay compensation.

And i got mooned.

The stupid person in front of me was wearing a loose jeans,and every time he did the ruku, his fat bum cheeks would peep out of his pants and unintentionally he was mooning me.
At least he could come in a better dress to the mosque.After all it was supposed to be a prayer gathering,with all the tranquility,purity and Godliness.
But he turned it into a "mooning party" for me.
Stupid man.

No body can kick on your balls.

As ice age 3 is on the horizon

well,i can always look towards the sky and start blaming "someone invisible" for all my failures,and troubles.Its so relaxing to do this,sometimes.

He wants to be the next US president,and this is a "must do" for any top US politician these days.I don't think obama's visit to this jewish shrine is for paying respect,but it has political motives.When Israel is behind him,he is surely the next man in the white house.

They can't do this in North america or in many other non-bigbrother countries of the world.
Instead of winging all the time about down loaders,why don't the music and film industry spend some money and develop technology that makes piracy impossible,or difficult.
They will continue to blame the public for their own failures.

It's a shame.Its not about helping a country.It's all about taking control.
The so called aid money will be distributed largely among the ruling politicians,and they will become the loyal dogs of uncle sam.Later uncle sam will publish report that the aid money was misused due to internal corruption.Thats how it was during the Afghan-soviet war.

WASHINGTON: Russia would cross "a red line for the United States of America" if it were to base nuclear capable bombers in Cuba, a top US air force officer warned on Tuesday.

"If they did I think we should stand strong and indicate that is something that crosses a threshold, crosses a red line for the United States of America," said General Norton Schwartz, nominated to be the air force's chief of staff.

He was referring to a report in a newspaper that said the Russian military is thinking of flying long-range bombers to Cuba on a regular basis in response to US plans to install missile defenses in eastern Europe.

A White House spokeswoman declined to comment on the report because there had been no "official response from the Russian government."

Are we reliving the cuban missile crisis?

Right now the temperature in Preston is 24 degree C,and i am boiling.I have taken shower twice in the last 6 hours or so.
Back home is Pakistan,24 degrees centigrade is pleasant temperature.Day time temperature soars up to 40 C,and i still go out.
I think the mild weather in this country is spoiling me

Tai lung in Kung fu Panda.The dangerous rebel warrior.

Real humans in Guantanamo bay,with no supernatural powers or even credible evidence of being dangerous.

Unfortnately,i find this comparison very logical but funny

And i am happy about it.
http://edition.cnn.com/2008/TECH/biztech/07/14/ebay.tiffany.ap/index.html

Ads promoting Islam are to be placed on New York subway cars in September.
The campaign is to feature ads on 1,000 of the subway system's roughly 6,200 cars. The main sponsor is a grass-roots organization, Islamic Circle of North America.

The ads, simple black-and-white panels, will feature key words or phrases about Islam on one side of the panel such as "Head Scarf?" or "Prophet Muhammad?" and the words "You deserve to know" along with the Web site address WhyIslam.org on the other side.The idea is to evoke certain thoughts in the mindset of the person who is looking at the ads and get them to a point where they can reflect upon certain words that one could define as hot words or keywords that get thrown around a lot but are not necessarily defined in the most proper context," said New York University's Imam Khalid Latif, a cleric who is promoting the project in a YouTube video created by the Islamic Circle.

Not a good idea,in my opinion it won't do much good,or any good.

Some body out there is really concerned about the size of my tool.I am being spammed to death with advertisement emails about enlargement pills

George Ka Pakistan(George's Pakistani) is a Pakistani reality show broadcast on Geo TV in 2005. The show revolves around George Fulton, a British journalist who has three months to become a Pakistani. The show is considered one of South Asia's first original reality TV shows.

And it was so funny.

All by myself

Yes i have read a lot about it in media.I am a reader of the Quran and to most it is a book that preaches "Jihad",suppression of women and thats it.
I never ever go for justifying my beliefs by judging them according to science.The reason is that the accepted theories are based on a set of experiments and hypothesis,and that stands good until someone with a higher intellect proves it to be wrong.Scientific theories tend to be accepted and then rejected because someone had a better explanation of the phenomenon.If i base my beliefs on science,tomorrow i may feel like a stupid because all my life i had been believing on something wrong? and i don't want that.
But science cannot be rejected all together.So i found some interesting stuff in Quran about the big bang theory.

"Do not the Unbelievers see that the heavens and the earth were joined together (as one unit of creation), before we clove them asunder? We made from water every living thing. Will they not then believe?21:30

Then there will be the end,and all the universe will collapse into one single entity.The point from where it all started.

I don't know about tomorrow but today the scientists almost unanimously say that the universe started from one point mass,that exploded into the universe.

And it is We Who have constructed the heaven with might, and verily, it is We Who are steadily expanding it. 51:47

And since it was a big bang the universe is still expanding.

That Day We will fold up heaven like folding up the pages of a book. As We originated the first creation so We will regenerate it. It is a promise binding on Us. That is what We will do.21:104

They do not measure Allah with His true measure. The whole earth will be a mere handful for Him on the Day of Rising the heavens folded up in His right hand. Glory be to Him! He is exalted above the partners they ascribe!9:67

The universe will collapse back to the point mass from where it all started.

I have been to brothels,and i have been to mosques.I am never proud of my sins,and i try to accept my fault when it is my fault.
Sometimes i think that i am living a life of hypocracy,saying something else and doing something else.
These days tides have turned.Go back 100 years,and there was almost no concept of living without a religion.Now being a religious person is a taboo in most societies and you are teased,taunted,and your beliefs are disgraced by people.
It's not just the so called non-believers,but it's the "marginal believers" who are often the worst bullies (pardon my words here).
The reason they are so harsh at times is that they try to justify their wrong doings by bending religious beliefs,and giving strange arguments.
Religion and logic does not always match.Religion is a set of rules.Logic is an argument which our mind easily accepts,based on our life experiences,or on some other set of arguments.
I believe there is a God who created everything,and this sounds both acceptable and logical to me.But logic can be a load of crap for some other person.
If a person says they don't believe in any God or don't want a religion,that is fair enough.
But if a person believes in a religion,and then they do bad things,then drag religion to justify their wrong doings,that is where the trouble starts.

But in my experience,door is not a part of public bath rooms,and thats why i never used any when i was there.

Charlie's wife, Lucy, had been after him for several weeks to paint the seat on their commode. Finally, he got around to doing it while Lucy was out. He left to take care of another matter before she returned. She came in and undressed to take a shower. Before getting in the shower, she sat on the commode. As she tried to stand up, she realized that the not-quite-dry epoxy paint had glued her to the commode seat. About that time, Charlie got home and realized her predicament.

They both pushed and pulled without any success whatsoever. Finally, In desperation, Charlie undid the commode seat bolts. Lucy wrapped a sheet around herself and Charlie drove her to the Hospital Emergency Room. The ER Doctor got her into a position where he could study how to free her. Lucy tried to lighten the embarrassment of it all by saying "Well, Doctor, I'll bet you've never seen anything like this before". The Doctor replied "Actually, I've seen a lot of them. I just never saw one FRAMED before.
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