The twilight Zone

Too many Germans ruined the brit holiday

Where food is expensive,sex is cheap

No taxes.
No fear of fuel prices.
No parking fines.

What else they need?

If "bloodiest" is in terms of lives lost then this would be the order (formal war)

1. WW2, with a conservative estimate of 56.4 million. The country that suffered most in proportion to its population was Poland, with 6,028,000 deaths, equivalent to 17.2% of its total population.
The Soviet Union lost an estimated 26.6 million of its citizens.

2.WW1 with About 8,500,000 soldiers were killed and civilian death toll is is over 20,000,000. These are based on conservative estimates.

3.Russian Civil war with 20 million dead

4. Thirsty Years War, 17th century which killed 9 million and had a mortality rate of 15-20% for Germany.

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If "bloodiest" war is in regard to most lives lost in a "military campaign" (not formal war)

1.Mongol invasions of Europe and Asia in the 1500s cost 60,000,000 lives - which is a much more significant proportion of the world's population at the time.

2. Chinese revolution and Mao Zedong (mostly famine) with 40 million dead.

alternative 2. An Lushan Revolt , 8th Century with 36 million dead

3. Fall of the Ming Dynasty, 17th century with 25 million dead

4.Taiping Rebellion, 19th Century with 20 million dead

Looking at all that,i feel like living in some golden era.

I will be selling "designer tampons".A top fashion designer will design my product.It will be good looking and perfumed.It will hit the market soon.Who wants to be my business partner?

Today while browsing a superstore's shelves,i came across a box of "Perfumed sanitary towels"
I got two questions for the manufacturer's of this product
1.Have goirls got a nose down there?
2.Who in the world smells their sanitary towel? Ewwwwwww

I saw in the news that two of your pensioners successfully climbed mount everest.That means they are physically super fit.That means they don't deserve to be pentioners as they can still work.
Please send them to work for atleast another ten years and save some money of the japanese tax payers.

thanks,
saf

A 75 years old man lost the race of being the oldest to climb the tallest man on earth,when a 76 years old reached the summit a day earlier
Is mount everest that easy to climb? Or these are some super natural people with mystical powers.
I have been trekking to the world's second tallest mountain,called K2 or Godwin Austin.It is in the northern regions of my home country Pakistan. the first sight of the majestic wall of ice and rocks made me shiver.
Over 2500 people have conquered Mount Everest to this date,but only a handful could ever reach the summit of K2 alive.

The first earthling to go into space was a bitch.

Today an idea came to my mind that i should launch a website to sell some kinda stuff.The domain name had to have the word "buyer" in the end for example ebuyer.com.
But after searching for available domain names,which hadn't been already taken,the only website name still free to launch ending with the word "buyer" was..........

www.poobuyer.com

Anybody interested?

I just noticed that my available space for media upload ha mysteriously risen from 10 Mb to 300 Mb.
Is it an error in BCUK or a pleasant surprise?

I was thinking of switching over to horse riding,due to high fuel price,but prydwen sent me the following calculations.

"Disregarding the initial cost of buying a horse (about a grand) the upkeep would amount to.

A stabled horse would cost £3,300-£4,950 a year
A horse in the field would cost £2,057-£2,710 a year

The Average horse can travel between 25 and 30 miles a day.
That's 45p a mile

The average car is 22p a mile."

It appears that keeping a horse is more expensive than a car.
So here is my new mode of transport...(my new car)

With the fuel prices sky high.I am thinking of scrapping my car and buy a horse instead.At lest it wont need petrol

# 1967 U.N. Outer Space Treaty says no government can claim the moon
# 1979 U.N. Moon Agreement says lunar resources "common heritage of mankind"
# Experts say treaties outdated, should be renegotiated
# Companies and countries, including the U.S. and Russia, planning lunar trips

A man from Nevada claims to be the legal owner of moon and seven other planets.

And meet mr.Francis williams' the ambassador of moon to the united kingdom.

My nephew has called me from Australia and he wants his Radio controlled toy plane sent back to him.
He was flying his remote controlled toy plane in a park in sydney and it went out of range,and kept on flying until it went out of sight.
He told me that the plane flew in the direction of England,and i must have seen it somewhere.
He is only 7,so i told him that i will look for his lost plane.

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Helloooooooo...................I said Blank !!!!!!!

New government plans to store public emails and phone calls including text messages.
My concern is that all my sleazy texts which i send to goirls will be stored somewhere? Oh drat

Thats the new "democratically elected" prime minister of Pakistan,feeling proud and on top of the world,and having the time of his life.
USA regularly sends drones in Pakistani territory adjoining Afghanistan,and regularly these unmanned aircrafts fire missiles on suspects.Most of the time they are innocent poor people,sleeping with kids and family in their home,and the missiles send them to permanent sleep.
Did he ever raise this matter in front of papa george bush? No,i am sure he was shaking in his boots when he met the Almighty Bush in sharam al sheikh (egypt)

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I received a letter from the court.It says that i have been randomly selected to be in the jury,and i have to do it and i can't refuse.
Me.......in the jury?

See you next Monday.

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Who's next?

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The noise seriously interferes with military and scientific sonar used to detect underwater objects.

"They disturb underwater communication between submarines - and hostile submarines use colonies of them to hide," said Professor Detlef Lohse, also based at the University of Twente.

Lucky fall

Mom's toy

The light

Interesting but sad blog post.
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That i will join the local gym,and build some muscles.

Heroes...i mean

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Go back 300 years,and a rich man/woman would be wearing a diamond necklace,and all his/her gold bars were locked up in his own cellar,instantly accessible,visible,and touchable.
Ordinary people used to have a safe hidden somewhere in the house or around the house,and there they kept all their money.They could touch it see it,anytime they wanted.
Today we are happy to see a piece of paper with some numbers written on it (bank statement) and our money is always in someone else's control.

Bandit queen
The man who gave apple computers their monogram
Lance armstrong

And the great big myself

Yesterday i met a Palestinian man living here in the North West England,and he told me that he was born in Kuwait,and lived there all his life.
After the Iraqi-Kuwait war,somehow the Kuwaiti officials decided that since Palestinians were supporters of Iraq,lets teach them a lesson.
According to the guy i was talking to,there were about 300,000 Palestinians living there and many of them were born in Kuwait.Regardless of where they were born,the Kuwaitis canceled or took away all the identification documents from ethnic Palestinians.
As a result they can't get any jobs,can't use any medical facility,can't marry and have no rights what so ever.In fact they don't exist.
This was ethnic cleansing,the Kuwaiti way.It started soon after the 1991 gulf war.Kuwaiti police can arrest them without any reason,kick them across the border into any neighboring country or lock them for indefinite period without trial.

I sometimes feel strange,about how we humans appear to consider ourselves as the creators/owners/custodians of a certain piece of land,and go below human standards to prove it.

I saw a few co-operative stores which no longer provide any free carrier bags to the customers.
They say that there are already too many plastic bags lurking around,and customers should bring their own or buy it from them for 10p each.
Nice move,but i believe they should have continued using bio degradable plastic bags,instead of completely banning them from their stores.

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My bloggity birthday is 14-may-2006.

So i never miss the BBC program "the apprentice",and this time it revealed that sir allen sugar is jewish.
I am not good at business (cuz i am not that rich ),but there is a rule of the thumb.Always buy from where the jews buy,and sell when they are selling,you will never lose.
Reason being simple,because somehow most successful businesses of the world are jewish owned,and they are the best in business.

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And if you can bear spam texts on your mobile then this is a free sim card with about 250 free texts and 50 free minutes every month.
A friend has tried it and it works.

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The Dork

Dorks

Old woman

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About 3 million afghan refugees came to Pakistan during the Afghan USSR war.
They integrated and mixed with the pakistani people,and most of them are now pakistani citizens.
About 200,000 later refugees are living in a settlement near Peshawar Pakistan.They are now being displaces and forcefully sent back to Afghanistan.
Mainly because Pakistan and Afghanistan governaments don't have good relations anymore.
I don't think the country ever had any problems due to these people.Although cocaine and Kalashnikov,came to pakistan with afghan refugees,but thats no reason to forcefully send them back,when they still want to live in Pakistan.
Afghanistan is still unstable,and in a worse economic situation compared to pakistan.
But then its always the masses who pay the price of political correctnes.

Ok its not a mercedes,its a suzuki alto
My mom forgot to tell me that she had bought it for 2000 pounds (approx),a month ago,and she was so happy to have a car after a long time.Now all she has to do is re-learn driving
Fuel prices in Pakistan now are sky high.A liter of petrol costs about 55 pence (approx),and thats very expensive.Most motorists are now using CNG,because that is abundant and cheaper.
My mom does not know her exact date of birth,and my dad told us that he was born in spring,as thats all he knew.
Dates of birth were not important in their times,and no parents recorded it precisely for their kids.
I never had to say happy birthday to my mom or dad,or to my grandma,aunts or uncles,as they also didn't know their date of birth.

Breaking anything is far easier than making.You can break a glass just by dropping it,but you can't make it that easily.
Natural imbalance?

In the land of freedom and free speach.
This is a documentary about an all female band who opposed George bush and his allies.

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Drooling is contagious

You see a nice sexy girl,with petite boobs and firm ass,and you start drooling on her.Then you stop for a minute and look around.Surprisingly enough you will find some more men checking out the same girl,and you started it.
Morale of the story: Drooling is contagious

During a telephone conversation with my mom in pakistan,i asked about the weather,and i was told that it's nice and cool,and that my mom doesn't need to switch on the aircon,yet.
I asked about the room temperature,and she read it from the thermometer to be 26 degree centigrade.
Thats too warm for UK,but my 65 years old mom was comfy and didn't even use the ceiling fan