The twilight Zone

Due to 12 cups a day,thats me

At age 9 months,i drowned in half a bucket of water,but was rescued by my aunt.

At age 2 years,i was declared missing when i chased a little puppy across the road an then into a corn field,and then i cried for a while before falling asleep in the middle of the field.My neighbor found me after about an hour,and then i was handed over to my mom,who first hugged me and then gave me a good smacking.

At 3 years old i pushed a pebble up my nose,which had to be surgically removed.

At age 6 i missed my school bus,and walked to my school,which was 4 miles away,again declared lost and then found by the police just as i was entering my school.

At age 10 i smoked my first cigarette,and was caught in action,then grounded for a week.

At age 13,while trying to jump over a rope,i landed on my left arm,and fractured it.

At age 16 while trying to drive my dad's car,i rammed it into a stone wall.I walked out ok,but the car was destroyed.I was banned from entering my dad's next car.

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