Where you can't tax them...fine them.
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Bill gates...here i come
@ 2008-04-11 – 01:37:53
World's richest 1% own 40% of all wealth.They say (or may be i say)"if you can't fight them,join them"

My dream of creating my own business empire is about to become a reality,and i will be a billionaire this Tuesday.

Ok,i am revealing my top secret business plan.I have booked a stall in the next week's car boot sale.
This won't be my first time,in fact this will be the third time i will try to beat that old hog Alan sugar and be the richest man on the planet.
My first experience was a disaster.I set up a stall in a so called computer fair in Bolton,and i was selling PC Graphics cards.Instead of gaming enthusiasts,there were hoodies lurking around in the venue,and some elderly people from a nearby care home.
I spent all day,trying to explain some curious old men and women,about what the odd looking square things with big fans are supposed to do in a computer.Did i sell any...naaaah.
The second time i was trying to sell in a car boot sale was last Sunday,again in the wrong venue.I was selling computer parts where i was the only one.The rest were selling used clothes and shoes
People were passing by my stall,looking at me,as if i had a third eye in the middle of my forehead.
After answering some questions,and apparently impressing some by standers with my (wikipedia) knowledge,i packed up within two hours of my arrival there.
The lady next to me who was barely visible from behind her big heap of used clothes,told me that i am at the wrong place,and that she has made 20 pounds in two hours.
Ok,as they say,try try again.This time,may be i am gona be lucky
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