The twilight Zone

Yesterday i was in Edinburgh and loved it.May be i will go there again in a few weeks.After a long time,a city awed me.

Ok,maybe you are not impressed with my photography,but this picture was taken from a moving car,at about 40mph.

Today Adolf Hitler was declared dead.The ghost of Hitler is celebrating his 63rd birthday.

NEW DELHI: Religious traditions are diverse and sometimes as bizarre as they can get. A village in Solapur, Maharashtra, has a dangerous tradition of throwing newborns from a height of 50 feet onto a sheet, which is held by devotees.

The infants are thrown off the roof of the Baba Sheikh Umar Saheb Dargah in Musti village in Solapur. This is an age-old tradition practiced by couples who are blessed with a child after taking a vow at the dargah. The devotees also believe that this ritual is good for the health of the child.

“People have been following this tradition for almost 500 years now. They believe that if they throw the child from the roof then it does good to him or her,” deputy sarpanch of Musti village said.

While the practice may seem dangerous and superstitious to others, the devotees strongly believe that the fall will not harm the infants. The reason given is that there has been no recorded evidence of any physical disability to the infants.

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Here is my search engine.

robie williams ...... searching for aliens.
mickle jackson ...... spend most of his wealth on cosmetic surgery.
Amie winehouse ....... back in the rehab.
britney spears ....... shaved her head,and showed her fanny.

Albert safriz Einstein once said "in music lies tranquility,but only for the listener"

James Karl Buck helped free himself from an Egyptian jail with a one-word blog post from his cell phone.
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Amitab bachan is a famous bollywood actor and now a regular blogger.Just had a look at his his blog entries,and all posts have over 200 comments,many with over 500.
Don't believe he has time to read or reply to so many readers.

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Combined cost of Iraq war as of 2007.
Not surprised if they had to increase the cost of almost everything,including income tax.
So the war was started to protect British public from being killed by terrorists.But to this date 126 British soldiers,who in turn are British citizens have died in iraq.That means the killings did not stop.
The other popular motive was to get iraqi oil revenue,but that also doesn't seem to work,looking at the rising prices of almost everything.
It didn't work for the general public.May be it worked for a small group of super rich.
I maybe dumb,but i could never understand why the politicians take so much pride when they say that they invaded Iraq and Afghanistan to liberate the people from dictatorships.But at home the single moms,pensioners,and public in general are struggling to survive and day by day sinking deeper in debts.
Politicians are the masters of deception,and thats what they are,everywhere .

I want my life,my way.I want to be my boss.I want to control time and space.
Anybody else wants the same?
But how?

Thats called a man size love

Honestly,i really liked it http://sify.com/news/fullstory.php?id=14653600

By the look of it,can somebody tell that this is in fact a fraud website?
It looks exactly as the halifax bank's login page.

http://www.wimpyskins.com/zen/pub/.zqjvbjeimfyuwjdb/www.halifax-online.co.uk/_mem_bin/halifax_LogIn/formslogin.aspsource=halifaxcouk/formslogin.asp.htm

KMA stands for "kiss my ass".
This is about democracy in my home country Pakistan.Honestly it doesn't mean anything to the people.It is mainly due to the priorities the politicians set for themselves when they come into power.For the last 60 years they have been using the general public as stepping stones to reach their thrones.Once they are up there,they damn care about the poor majority which lives in the country.
While the politicians of the newly formed government,are too busy fighting for power,and blaming each other,the public can't get hold of basic necessities,such as food.
The reason is not that the country does not grow enough crops,but the ironey is that there is no government body taking care of the thousands of tonnes of wheat being smuggled to Iran and Afghanistan.As the prices of food stuff is rising,traders are hoarding more of it,instead of supplying to the markets.That is creating further shortage,although artificial,but the richest are getting richer due to it,so who cares.
Those hoarders and rich are the ones who always come into power.
In fact the general public were more comfortable when to the rest of the world,Pakistan was being ruled by a military dictator.The Reign of General Ayub khan was the best,and the reign of Genaral Zia-ul-haq was much better than the so called democracy under Benazir Bhutto.
So democracy may be a good thing,but does not work for every place in the world.

Honestly,the planning authorities are hard to please.

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Manualomaniac:

A person who looks for an instruction manual even if buying this

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Due to 12 cups a day,thats me

At age 9 months,i drowned in half a bucket of water,but was rescued by my aunt.

At age 2 years,i was declared missing when i chased a little puppy across the road an then into a corn field,and then i cried for a while before falling asleep in the middle of the field.My neighbor found me after about an hour,and then i was handed over to my mom,who first hugged me and then gave me a good smacking.

At 3 years old i pushed a pebble up my nose,which had to be surgically removed.

At age 6 i missed my school bus,and walked to my school,which was 4 miles away,again declared lost and then found by the police just as i was entering my school.

At age 10 i smoked my first cigarette,and was caught in action,then grounded for a week.

At age 13,while trying to jump over a rope,i landed on my left arm,and fractured it.

At age 16 while trying to drive my dad's car,i rammed it into a stone wall.I walked out ok,but the car was destroyed.I was banned from entering my dad's next car.

After that life was rated "R" and the contents were deemed unsuitable for minors,and viewer's discretion was advised.

How to Bake a Cake (With Small Children Around!)
Ingredients
# 1 cup all-purpose flour
# 1 1/2 teaspoons baking powder
# 2 large egg, Out of reach of children
# 1/3 cup sugar
# 1/8 teaspoon salt
Directions

1. Preheat Oven, Get out bowl, spoons and ingredients, and Grease and Flour Pan.
2.Remove 5 crayons, 2 toy cars and One stuffed Bear from kitchen table.
3.Measure 1 Cup Flour.
4.Remove childrens hands from flour, wash flour off children.
5.Measure one more cup flour to replace flour on floor and table.
6.Put flour, baking powder and salt in a sifter.
7.Get dust pan to sweep up pieces of broken bowl children have knocked onto the floor.
8.Get another bowl, answer phone, return to table.
9.Get greased pan and a new bowl, remove crayon from pan.
10.Go look for quiet children
11.Answer phone again.
12.Return to kitchen and take greased pan from child, who flees, knocking new bowl off of table -- again.
13.Wash floor, table, walls, dishes and children.
14.Call local bakery.
15.Go Lie down.

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Flying scarfs,and no problem in going supersonic.
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Paratrooper girls.Tough girls eh

Good news for women trying to conceive: eating ice cream may help!

Ice cream anyone?

Masturbation 'cuts cancer risk.

Keep wanking

Where you can't tax them...fine them.

World's richest 1% own 40% of all wealth.They say (or may be i say)"if you can't fight them,join them"

My dream of creating my own business empire is about to become a reality,and i will be a billionaire this Tuesday.
Ok,i am revealing my top secret business plan.I have booked a stall in the next week's car boot sale.
This won't be my first time,in fact this will be the third time i will try to beat that old hog Alan sugar and be the richest man on the planet.
My first experience was a disaster.I set up a stall in a so called computer fair in Bolton,and i was selling PC Graphics cards.Instead of gaming enthusiasts,there were hoodies lurking around in the venue,and some elderly people from a nearby care home.
I spent all day,trying to explain some curious old men and women,about what the odd looking square things with big fans are supposed to do in a computer.Did i sell any...naaaah.
The second time i was trying to sell in a car boot sale was last Sunday,again in the wrong venue.I was selling computer parts where i was the only one.The rest were selling used clothes and shoes
People were passing by my stall,looking at me,as if i had a third eye in the middle of my forehead.
After answering some questions,and apparently impressing some by standers with my (wikipedia) knowledge,i packed up within two hours of my arrival there.
The lady next to me who was barely visible from behind her big heap of used clothes,told me that i am at the wrong place,and that she has made 20 pounds in two hours.
Ok,as they say,try try again.This time,may be i am gona be lucky

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In October, the government of Singapore, anxious about the city's declining birth rate, began teaching its high school polytechnic students in formal courses on how to flirt. Said Isabel, 18: "My teacher said if a guy looks into my eyes for more than five seconds, it could mean that he is attracted to me, and I stand a chance," according to a March Reuters dispatch. The course includes "love song analysis" and how to chat online. [Reuters, 3-20-08]

JAKARTA, Indonesia - Massage parlours in an Indonesian town are asking their female masseuses to padlock their skirts and pants to make it clear that sex is not on offer.

But the move has been protested by the women's affairs minister of Indonesia, where massage parlours are often a front for prostitution. Meutia Swasono tells Jakarta Post newspaper Thursday that the use of padlocks is not the right way to prevent prostitution, calling it an insult to women.

MILWAUKEE - Hundreds of employees were evacuated from a nuclear power plant for several hours Tuesday because a clerk at a nearby convenience store misunderstood a comment by a new plant worker.

A man entered the store about 7:15 a.m. and asked for directions to the Point Beach nuclear power plant, the clerk told Two Rivers police. As the man was leaving, the clerk heard him say he "came to blow up the place," authorities said.

She called police, who tracked down the man's rental car at the power plant.

He told FBI agents he was a contractor reporting for his first day at the plant, and said that what he told the clerk was that he "hoped he wouldn't blow up the place" because of his inexperience, police said.

Authorities searched his vehicle and found no evidence of a threat. The man was identified only as a 23-year-old from Hull, Mass.

About 450 nonessential employees out of the roughly 500 people at the site were evacuated for less than four hours, said plant spokeswoman Sara Cassidy.

Because the Tibetan plateau heats up in summer and acts as a great big suction pump,sucking inland the moisture laden air from the Indian ocean,causing the monsoon rains in south east Asia.
So if the great Tibet plateau which is three times the size of France remains arid,abandoned and uninhabited,this in turn is giving water to about 2 billion people.
Yin Yang

Superstitions exist all around the world.The British monarchy hires a raven master to serve the 6 crows that according to the legend,should always be living on the tower of London.Without them,the tower and the country will fall.
The great American superstition of number 13,due to which the empire state building doesn't have a 13th floor.
What superstition(s) i believe in? A few. but then,who doesn't.

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And the raven guardians of england.

How you see the world

Building material?
Weapon?
Lump of earth?
Rectangle?
Paper Weight?
Art work?
Hard object?
Rough surface?
Important invention?
Tripping hazard?
Fly swat?

Are there any cryptids in blogland? They seem to be all over the world

it can be the sound of a sleeping person.
or a bumble bee.
even a vibrator

Goodnight folks,i am going for my zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

So today,in an attempt to turn my car and go back on the road,while i was in the McDonald's car park,i took a wrong turn and ended up queued behind half a dozen cars,waiting for their turn in the Drive through.Lost half an hour for nothing.

My new pet will be a penguin.With england's weather growing colder,and frequent snow falls in the month of april,my new little buddy wont have a problem in living here.
Actually i was considering a polar bear,but the furry guy is too big for my home.So for the time being i will be content with a pet penguin.
This is the view of the M61 near Bolton,this morning.

So i looked outside the window and it was a nice sunny day,i wanted to go out,and when i was done after taking shower and dressing up,it was already cloudy and there was a hail storm.All changed in 15 minutes.
So now i am sitting in front of my PC,and blogging.