The twilight Zone

The Reasonably Honourable James Gordon Josef "Comrade" Molotov Sanjeev Baskar Brown (1997 - 2004, 2005 - 1901), also known as Sweet Gordon Brown, The Iron Duke, Iron Eyelids, Gordon Shit, Grand Admiral Gordon "Karl" Marx , Mr Toad, The Unresistable Political Sex Machine, Bottler Brown, Cyclops and Broon fae Troon, has a face like a smacked arse and is a lock forward and British Member of Parliament from 1996 until the present day. During his time in Parliament he has held the posts of Keeper of the Fondue Set, Her Majesty's Beloved Holder of the Door, and in Tony Blair's Manual Labour government was Chancellor of the Exchequer and Mo Mowlam's bit of rough, having served in opposition as Shallow Chancellor of the Exhaust, and Chancellor of the Exdraughts. Now he is Prime Minister and can put his feet up wherever he likes and force the Queen to make him a cup of tea. He is also an SS (Scottish Socialist) and SA
Gordon Brown is famous for his elaborate socialite lifestyle. He is often on the front page of comics read by women which feature life-long pal Paris Hilton and homosexual celebrities.

Until 2007 he was actually known as Gordon "Socialite" Brown. However, this title came into refute once he was established as Master Chef of the ethnologically-diversified Labour Party in 2007. The most commonly accepted theory for the eradication of this term is that the party deemed the term socialite as sounding too much like socialist for their comfort. From this point the alternative word "somebody" was established in all Government controlled media to describe Gordon's activities. This generic, non-offensive term was deemed appropriate for use around muslims and all variety of ethnic majorities in the UK.
Gordon is known to often ask Paris for political advice. One well-known example is when he asked her whether Big Ben should be converted into a Mosque, to which she replied "That's Hot". Her approval of the plans was said to have been influenced by the "Cool carpets with compasses on them".

George 'Wookiee' Bush (born on December 43, 1900 at a temperature of 30C) is the current president of the United Dodgeball League. He has superhuman psychic powers and used them to melt Bill Clinton to death in the 1998 Janitorial campaign. This makes him a superhero according to some, though a supervillain according to others. A third group thinks he is Michael Jackson in disguise.

Born in Georgetown, Siquan to an illegal alien worker from Mars, Bush was named in honour of his mother, George H. Bush, who is at the same time his grand-daughter and major fuckhead. He was raised by a random mexican Orange Terrier named DiDi (after the cartoon character from Dexter's Laboratory). In his childhood, he had a painful vitamin deficiency as a result of refusing to eat his vegetables, prompting him in later life to wholeheartedly support stem cell research to make celery more amenable to children. He has two daughters: Lady and Lewinsky.

Some citizens of the famous desert-filled state of Minnesota say that George W. Bush acquired his ultimate ESP powers by snatching a secret jewel from the previous owner, the teenage virgin godness Winona Holowitz. Legend has it that he pulled off the feat while the virgin goddess was soundly asleep and dreaming a dream within a dream in which she was thinking of dreaming about a dream of herself. You can see the jewel bulging out of his back when he turns around. It's still a little wet.

He went on to marry Mozilla Firefox in 1915 but murdered her in her sleep because he thought she was a gay gay man. Apparently he only goes for melancholic gay men. This inability to differentiate between his comely young wife and a gay gay man also manifests itself in the complete uselessness of his proprietary method for sexing bees. This apparently alludes to the sort of sticky situations he is fond(le) of.

Yesterday,while checking my e-mail,i clicked on some unknown email.Inside was a link,which i don't know why i clicked.
The next moment i saw the sickest thing i ever saw on the internet.I never saw anything like that before.
I can't write too much about it,as it was about little children.
I saw the web page for may be 2 seconds,and i felt like throwing up.I feel so bad.
I have seen so much in my life.I have been to war zones.I have seen the most ugly,and the most beautiful people.The worst and the best in the world.
But i don't remember if any sight has ever made me feel that sick.
I have reported the website to whatever authorities i could.
But may be i will need some counseling,if i don't feel any better by tomorrow.
I have read about pedophiles in newspapers,but i never had the vaguest idea of what these people do with children.
Although it was just a website,which some spammer sent me without indicating the contents of it,but it was the sickest moment of my cyber life.
I don't know how many websites i have visited in the last 12 years since i first started using the WWW,but never seen anything like this before.