The twilight Zone

Which titts do you like?I like the number 10

With war on terror going on,hopefully we will move to the top position pretty soon.

Its beyond wierd,I have seen two bloggers in my dreams last week.Another blogger visited me in my dream yeaterday.
She wanted to borrow my Ford Mondeo(i scrapped it last month),and she came back complaining about the front tyres.
Unfortunately no sex in the dream.

How to travel on a train

Semi precious stones..love em

That this and this can replace a man?

Nude girls

You play god
You are the greatest power on earth.The rest of the world bows in front of you,those who don't,face sanctions,threats and are bombed until they accept your greatness.
You conquered the moon.You are about to conquer Mars.
Your scientists gave so much to the world.
I bow in front of you 5 times a day.
Can't you deal with a simple dumb forest fire in your backyard?

California from space

It was Nigeria.I was on a small oil tanker,and we were loading crude oil off the coast of Lagos.
We were loading in the harbor.It was a small ship,when loaded to full capacity,it's deck remained just a few meters above water.
We finished loading in the night,and sailed out.
By law we have to do a thorough stowaway search before sailing from a port.
We were too tired to do that,and although we did it,but was not very detailed.
A few hours in the sea,and i was almost at the end of my navigational watch,i saw someone wandering on the ship,s deck.
I switched on the flood lights,and it was a strange man,holding a stick in his hand.
He was probably a member of the indigenous bush people,who live in the Nigerian rural areas.
I informed the captain,and the crew was woken up.
The strange man with piercings and strange baggy outfit.
He was speaking some language nobody understood,but he was not hostile.
He was friendly,and was trying to talk to us.
From his body language,we could guess that he was just an explorer,who ended up in the wrong place in the wrong time.
He may have boarded our ship to see what the metal castle looks like,and may have falen asleep somewhere in the ship's stores.
We were going to spain and the spanish authorities wont be happy to see a "guest" with us,and the ship would have faced hefty fines,and black listed.
We had to contact the Nigerian authorities and tell them that one of their country man is on board our ship,and they should arrange to take him back.
After some negotiations,the Nigerian police agreed to send a speed boat and that we had to randevouz with them after 6 hours.
We turned round and headed towards the meeting point.Meanwhile the stranger was proving to be fun.He was curious about everything around him,and it was interesting to see him exploring the strange things around him.
As we approached the randevouz position,we saw the Nigerian police boat already waiting for us.
The police were heavily armed,and looked hostile.We had to safely disembark a "human" in their boat,so we rigged a sling in the ship's crain,to lower him in the police boat.We were not sure if the man will be able to use the ship's ladders or not.
It took us about an hour to prepare the safety gears,and then safely land the man in the police boat.
As we were glad that all has gone well.We heard a loud bang and a we realized that the police was so pissed off due to the extra work they had to do because of that men,they decided to shoot him in the head and throw his body in the sea.
The police shouted at us from the boat "thank you captain,the fish will do the rest".
They may have tried to communicate with him then instead of spending more resources and time on sending him back home,they decided to get rid of him.
We felt sick,and guilty.It was better if we had kept him with us,and some country would have accepted him eventually.But we did not know that he will ose his life for just being curious.

A friend did not attend my calls,and that made me really angry.Ruined part of my day.
Then there was some good news.Ebay had restricted my account a while ago due to some alleged rule breaking.Today they finally lifted the ban.
So i am out of my "Taz devil" mood

Couldn't help

Instead of sleazy dreams i am having blogy dreams for the past few days.
A few days ago,i saw one of the bloggers in my dream.Last night,same thing happened,but it was another blogger.
Fortunately,both of them were female bloggers.
The strange thing is that both of them never posted their picy.

While driving,sometimes i feel that the other motorists are punishing me for adhering to the rules.
For example if i am on a junction,and the although the other motorists have the right of way,but still somebody has to slow down and let me join the lane.
But sometimes,people don't bother,they make me lose my minutes to save their seconds.
It doesn't take much effort for them to slow down a bit and make room for a person who has a sore neck due to continuously looking right for the last 10 minutes.
Rant over

The Central Intelligence Agency is the younger and dumber sibling of the Central Stupidity Agency. The CIA, which is sometimes known as the Challenged Intellectual Association and occasionally referred to as Corny Inbred Americans, takes a leading role in the USA's efforts to totally piss off the rest of the world. Essentially, this organisation is the Catalyst for International Attrocities.

Regardless of what people say, as an organization CIA is definitely not lazy!! CIA has worked hard internationally to supply up-and-coming terrorist groups with weapons, overtrowing democratically elected governments, supporting death squads, providing Mujahideen with arms and ammo (which they later used to shot at..), entrusting Saddam with weapons (which he later..) - you name it, they've done it... They like to see themselves as "the guys that are always there - over on the wrong side of the fence" or "if it's immoral, but doesn't serve a higher purpose, then WE'LL DO IT!".

It is infact a highly misunderstood office of government, and was recently rated #2 in the 100 Best Intelligence Agencies program on Channel 4 (losing out to those nice fellows at the KG. Despite being criticised as having done more harm than good in all it does, the CIA has had a remarkable number of success stories including the finding of our beloved Lord High Abitar, George Dubbaya Bush after he got lost on a walk around his ranch.
The CIA doesnt spy on anyone, your grandma tells them everything about you, so they'll arest you and get her out of the retirement home you put her in. They used to be big in spying, but they were forced to abandon this strategy since they weren't that wonderful on the intelligence thingy. Last time they tried they really did their best, but they were simply unlucky when they misstook the exchaust pipes from a car for a nuclear device.
The CIA would have you believe they are constantly watching terrorists in an attempt to keep you safe. But don't believe this hype - that's what they want you to think!

Research show that CIA employees actually spend much of their time researching the content on websites with titles such as upskirtgirls.com and guten-tag-herr-dingdong.de. But, lets face it, if you had that kind of power, you would be doing the same thing. The honest truth is that the CIA doesn't give a damn about what terrorists do to you or your cats. There was a time when the CIA gave serious consideration to fighting terrorism. However, they haven't been able to find an agent as cool as MI6's 007 - they just wouldn't measure up. It would be like comparing a horse's penis and a cippilata.

Unbeknownst to them, the British have also invested heavily in terrorist groups around the world in recent years as part of their underdog-backing (similar to America's underdog-fucking, but completely different in every way) national belief system. Despite their best efforts, terrorism appeared to be in major decline around the world, with numbers in Northern Ireland, a former stronghold of CIA-backed terror, declining to the point of Seriously Endangered. However in a stroke of genius, the American president, with the help of his British allies, were able to mix religion with warfare to create a potent catalyst for international terrorism. Thanks to him the future employment of both 007 and the CIA are assured.

Bush declares war on fire

Bush's response was immediate and decisive. "I learned from the mistakes I made after hurricane...Kathy," said the president, "I should have declared war on hurricanes immediately afterwards. I'm sure it would have saved many an innocent...urm...life. But I won't be making that mistake again. Fire is evil, and I will not back down until the world is rid of it...FOREVER!!!"
Bush announced that he was declaring a global war against all forms of fire, as it "Is a major menace to society and must be destroyed completely. We will live in a world completely free of any fires!!!" Several thousand army troops were sent into California the instant Bush declared war. "Fire is a tough opponent," says one soldier, "We dropped about 800 bombs on the fire yesterday, but they didn't seem to make any difference. As a matter of fact, I got the impression that they were only serving to make the flames bigger."

When asked why he thought shooting the fire wasn't working, Bush said "It's not working because we don't have enough troops, and our guns aren't big enough. I assure you, we will win, if you give me another 45 billion dollars to buy more equipment. Fire can be killed, because I believe it can be killed. I stand by my beliefs. I believe this is...uh...good." Despite his optimism, the fires continue to spread with every large missile that is dropped on them.
Seeing as shooting fire will never kill it, as shooting it or bombing it merely creates more, this global war on fire is unlikely to end anytime soon. However, this prospect does not seem to have entered the mind of President Bush, who has announced that after the fire in California is out, the United States will be invading a volcano.

The Reasonably Honourable James Gordon Josef "Comrade" Molotov Sanjeev Baskar Brown (1997 - 2004, 2005 - 1901), also known as Sweet Gordon Brown, The Iron Duke, Iron Eyelids, Gordon Shit, Grand Admiral Gordon "Karl" Marx , Mr Toad, The Unresistable Political Sex Machine, Bottler Brown, Cyclops and Broon fae Troon, has a face like a smacked arse and is a lock forward and British Member of Parliament from 1996 until the present day. During his time in Parliament he has held the posts of Keeper of the Fondue Set, Her Majesty's Beloved Holder of the Door, and in Tony Blair's Manual Labour government was Chancellor of the Exchequer and Mo Mowlam's bit of rough, having served in opposition as Shallow Chancellor of the Exhaust, and Chancellor of the Exdraughts. Now he is Prime Minister and can put his feet up wherever he likes and force the Queen to make him a cup of tea. He is also an SS (Scottish Socialist) and SA
Gordon Brown is famous for his elaborate socialite lifestyle. He is often on the front page of comics read by women which feature life-long pal Paris Hilton and homosexual celebrities.

Until 2007 he was actually known as Gordon "Socialite" Brown. However, this title came into refute once he was established as Master Chef of the ethnologically-diversified Labour Party in 2007. The most commonly accepted theory for the eradication of this term is that the party deemed the term socialite as sounding too much like socialist for their comfort. From this point the alternative word "somebody" was established in all Government controlled media to describe Gordon's activities. This generic, non-offensive term was deemed appropriate for use around muslims and all variety of ethnic majorities in the UK.
Gordon is known to often ask Paris for political advice. One well-known example is when he asked her whether Big Ben should be converted into a Mosque, to which she replied "That's Hot". Her approval of the plans was said to have been influenced by the "Cool carpets with compasses on them".

George 'Wookiee' Bush (born on December 43, 1900 at a temperature of 30C) is the current president of the United Dodgeball League. He has superhuman psychic powers and used them to melt Bill Clinton to death in the 1998 Janitorial campaign. This makes him a superhero according to some, though a supervillain according to others. A third group thinks he is Michael Jackson in disguise.

Born in Georgetown, Siquan to an illegal alien worker from Mars, Bush was named in honour of his mother, George H. Bush, who is at the same time his grand-daughter and major fuckhead. He was raised by a random mexican Orange Terrier named DiDi (after the cartoon character from Dexter's Laboratory). In his childhood, he had a painful vitamin deficiency as a result of refusing to eat his vegetables, prompting him in later life to wholeheartedly support stem cell research to make celery more amenable to children. He has two daughters: Lady and Lewinsky.

Some citizens of the famous desert-filled state of Minnesota say that George W. Bush acquired his ultimate ESP powers by snatching a secret jewel from the previous owner, the teenage virgin godness Winona Holowitz. Legend has it that he pulled off the feat while the virgin goddess was soundly asleep and dreaming a dream within a dream in which she was thinking of dreaming about a dream of herself. You can see the jewel bulging out of his back when he turns around. It's still a little wet.

He went on to marry Mozilla Firefox in 1915 but murdered her in her sleep because he thought she was a gay gay man. Apparently he only goes for melancholic gay men. This inability to differentiate between his comely young wife and a gay gay man also manifests itself in the complete uselessness of his proprietary method for sexing bees. This apparently alludes to the sort of sticky situations he is fond(le) of.

Yesterday,while checking my e-mail,i clicked on some unknown email.Inside was a link,which i don't know why i clicked.
The next moment i saw the sickest thing i ever saw on the internet.I never saw anything like that before.
I can't write too much about it,as it was about little children.
I saw the web page for may be 2 seconds,and i felt like throwing up.I feel so bad.
I have seen so much in my life.I have been to war zones.I have seen the most ugly,and the most beautiful people.The worst and the best in the world.
But i don't remember if any sight has ever made me feel that sick.
I have reported the website to whatever authorities i could.
But may be i will need some counseling,if i don't feel any better by tomorrow.
I have read about pedophiles in newspapers,but i never had the vaguest idea of what these people do with children.
Although it was just a website,which some spammer sent me without indicating the contents of it,but it was the sickest moment of my cyber life.
I don't know how many websites i have visited in the last 12 years since i first started using the WWW,but never seen anything like this before.

Throughout the BCUK,i see a few tags on almost every blogger's profile.
"squid molester" is one of the most common.I don't understand who does this and why?

The video

The anti video

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Main_Page

Iran claims to have built and test fired long range missiles.But how many times they have test fired it?
Not more than a few times.On the other hand uncle sam test fires it's missiles many dozen times before handing them over to their armed forces.
Iranian missiles are more likely to fail if and when used in a real war.
Mainly due to insufficient testing.
On the other hand American and Israeli weapons are more likely to work,because they have been tested over and over again.
Countries like,India,Pakistan,North Korea and Iran may claim to have attained a certain level of military power in the form of Missiles and Nuclear weapons.But all their arsenal has not been tested sufficiently,mainly due to the cost of it.

It was weird.I saw one of the bloggers from BCUK in my dream last night,and that blogger has never posted his/her piccy.

We are living in exponential times. Over one billion people in the world have access to the Internet. The population of the United States in 2006 was 299 million. Approximately 220 million Americans now have access the Internet and 40% have high speed access. Children go to the Internet for information, entertainment, relationships and support. The number of text messages sent each day is greater than the population of the world. If MySpace were a country, the number of registered users would make it the 11th largest country.

Recent surveys show

* Women are now on-line more than men.
* 50% of the people on-line lie about their age, weight, job, marital status and gender.
* 20% of the people going on-line will experience clear negative impacts to their life.
* Use of the Internet is a contributing factor in nearly 50% of all family, relationship and family problems.
* 11% of the people going on-line are becoming compulsive or addicted.

The potential problems for new Internet use are significant and may be growing. Nearly 20% of the people going on-line will encounter one or more of the following problems.

* Personal neglect
* Compulsive checking and "clicking"
* Isolation and avoidance from people
* Lost productivity
* Depression
* Marital problems
* Sexual addiction
* Gambling away savings.
* Internet abuse in the workplace
* Academic failure.

Are You Compulsive or Addicted To The Net?

1. Do you feel better when you are on-line, chatting, or exploring the Net?
2. Are you or have you been spending more and more time on-line?
3. Are you on-line when you should being doing something else?
4. Have you tried to cut back and don’t?

It will be good to see bloggers at the Liverpool and Manchester blog meet.I live in Preston,so can visit both
People who's ideas i have been reading on my computer screen for the last year and a half.
Lets see how they look like in reality.They got tails or horns on their head,or they breath fire who knows

The Burmese military is facing an unexpected threat from female opponents to its regime - a deluge of panties dispatched to the country's embassies in a "culturally insulting gesture of protest" against its recent crackdown on protestors.

According to AP the Panties for Peace initiative is not merely symbolic, since the the group behind the campaign - Lanna Action for Burma - claims "superstitious generals, especially junta leader General Than Shwe... believe that contact with women's underwear saps them of power".

Lancashire Fire and Rescue Service has announced it may introduce a fee for shifting fat people, after a sharp rise in the number of heavyweight call-outs.

According to the Telegraph, the service was last year summoned eight times to "assist other services in lifting obese patients" - double the 2004 figure. One crew had to remove a window and deploy a mechanical lift to get an "extremely obese man" to hospital.

KUNT
http://www.kunt.com.tr/kunt/

AARSE
http://www.itc.nl/aarse/

http://www.thinkbroadband.com/speedtest.html

The soviet union developed this technology somewhere in the 1970's.
Plasma stealth is a proposed process that uses ionized gas (plasma) to reduce the radar cross section (RCS) of an aircraft. Interactions between electromagnetic radiation and ionized gas have been extensively studied for a variety of purposes, including the possible concealment of aircraft from radar that plasma stealth theorizes. While it is theoretically possible to reduce an aircraft's RCS by wrapping the airframe in plasma, it may be very difficult to do so in practice. Various methods might plausibly be able to produce a layer or cloud of plasma around an airframe, from "simple" electrostatic or RF discharges to more exotic possibilities like laser-produced plasmas.
Despite the apparent technical difficulty of designing a plasma stealth device for combat aircraft, there are claims that a system was offered for export by Russia in 1999.
This is a simple technology that could transform civil aviation, slashing fuel consumption, reducing greenhouse emissions and cutting noise. The problem is, nobody knows about it – yet. It's a military secret.
Plasma aerodynamics offers tantalizing promises of improving aircraft performance. By producing a thin layer of charged particles around an aircraft you can change the behavior of the boundary layer, significantly reducing friction. The charged layer also absorbs radar, improving stealth.
It also offers real benefits, with a potential drag reduction of up to 30%.
A cut in drag of 1 per cent means you can increase an airliner's payload by about 10 per cent, or it could simply fly farther or faster.
No complex curves,and no ultra expensive radar absorbing materials.
The process that uses ionized gas (plasma) to reduce the radar cross section (RCS) of an aircraft. A plasma stream is injected in front of the aircraft covering the entire body of the aircraft and absorbing most of the electromagnetic energy of the radar waves, thus making the aircraft difficult to detect.
During the cold war certain UFO sightings were infact Plasma coated soviet spy airships,that were large enough to house a nuclear reactor inside them to produce large amount of plasma around them.
This explains why the military radars did not see them.

Ok thats enough blogging for today.Safriz signs off from blogland

The $276.5bn (£140bn) Anglo-American stealth fighter project will supply the armed forces of the US, Britain and several other countries.

The US will account for the lion's share of the Lockheed Martin-designed plane, with 2,400 in service by 2027.

Britain's BAE Systems is one of the key players in the aircraft's development.

BAE has pumped $2bn into the project, with the UK expected to take delivery of 138 fighters.

Now i know where the world's wealth is being used.

Legend:::Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush be kept at least six feet away from a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush.

Conclusion::Mostly true

Reason::::There’s plenty of evidence that a toilet flush will propel germs into the air. The Clorox Company says germs can be spread “around your bathroom – on your sink, towels, even your toothbrush.”

But who exactly are these dentists, and why six feet? No sources on toothbrush hygiene, including the American Dental Association, go on record with a specific distance.

http://www.writetothem.com/

Been with Tiscali for the last year,and was with AOL before that.I am a heavy user,and always get warnings from the ISP regarding their fair use policy.AOL are a bit expensive,but they don't issue any warnings on heavy usage,instead they limited my bandwidth during peak hours.
Yesterday i rang up virgin broadband,they are new and a bit cheaper than others.If i was living in London,i had to choose from a few dozen of ISP,but since i live in a small northern city of Preston,there are about 7 ISP available here.
So lets see,how it goes.They will connect me,sometimes next week
Its 24 meg,and hopefully it will be fast.
My previous experience with ISP is not so good.AOL said that their line is 1meg,but in a full year with them,my download speed never exceeded 125Kbps.Same story with Tiscaly,they claimed that their line is 2meg but it never exceeded 230Kbps of download speed.Uploads are always slower.
My highest upload speed with tscali's so called 2 meg line was 31Kbps.
Liers,aren't they?

Iran says it has attained the capability of firing 11,000 rockets in 11 minutes,and that it has marked enemy's hide outs in case of an attack

It was some place in Croatia,i don't remember the name.I was out in the town,looking at tall Croatian women
I felt like having a cup of coffee,and walked in a coffee shop.Nice sexy waitress approached me and i asked her for a cup of coffee with milk and a donut.She brought me what i wanted,but she was exceptionally friendly,and i asked her what time she finished work.
She told me that she works until 3 in the afternoon,and it was 2.30 already.
She was really hot,and i gathered all my courage and asked her if she wants to go out with me after work.She smiled and agreed.
At around 3.15,we were already hitting the road.First stop was an amusement park,and both of us enjoyed the rides.Then i took her to a designer shop,and bought her a nice dress.Don't know why i spent money on her,but may be because she was beautiful and friendly.Most women are either beautiful,or friendly
After hanging around with her for about 4 hours,i wanted to go back,and asked her if i can drop her to her house,if it is on my way,and she said yes it is.
So both of us were in the same taxi,with her arm around me(and that was nice ).
She asked the driver to stop near an apartment building,and asked me to walk her to her apartment.I hesitated,because i was in a hurry,but she insisted.
We entered her apartment,it was nice,although small but well decorated.
She asked me to sit down and that she will make another cup of coffee for me.There was something nice on the TV,and she was saying it in such a friendly way that i couldn't deny.
After about ten minutes,she entered the room with a nice cup of coffee,but she had no clothes on.
Such a lovely body,curvy,busty,but one thing freaked me out..
she had no nipples,may be inverted nipples.
She sat next to me,and it was nice but,i couldn't give her another gaze,because her boobs having no nipples really turned me off.
I had the cup of coffee,and wanted to go.Told her that i really enjoyed her company,and that i may visit her some other time.
She stood in front of me,slapped on my face really hard,and almost pushed me out of her door.
Morale of the story :: If the woman asks you to Fuk,Fuk her or the next moment she will Fuk you some other way.

After completing my hi school in 1990 i wanted to go Moscow for further education.I always been a fan of Russian technology
I got admission in a good engineering uni,but at that time it was soviet union.In my country people believed that the soviets got some kind of machine in which they throw foreigners and they come out the other end as hard core communists.
I was stopped by my family from going to my dream university in Moscow due to this mythical communist machine and got nick named Rasputin by cousins

Thats Boney M

There lived a certain man in Russia long ago
He was big and strong, in his eyes a flaming glow
Most people looked at him with terror and with fear
But to Moscow chicks he was such a lovely dear
He could preach the bible like a preacher
Full of ecstacy and fire
But he also was the kind of teacher
Women would desire

RA RA RASPUTIN
Lover of the Russian queen
There was a cat that really was gone
RA RA RASPUTIN
Russia's greatest love machine
It was a shame how he carried on

He ruled the Russian land and never mind the czar
But the kasachok he danced really wunderbar
In all affairs of state he was the man to please
But he was real great when he had a girl to squeeze
For the queen he was no wheeler dealer
Though she'd heard the things he'd done
She believed he was a holy healer
Who would heal her son

(Spoken
But when his drinking and lusting and his hunger
for power became known to more and more people,
the demands to do something about this outrageous
man became louder and louder.

"This man's just got to go!" declared his enemies
But the ladies begged "Don't you try to do it, please"
No doubt this Rasputin had lots of hidden charms
Though he was a brute they just fell into his arms
Then one night some men of higher standing
Set a trap, they're not to blame
"Come to visit us" they kept demanding
And he really came

RA RA RASPUTIN
Lover of the Russian queen
They put some poison into his wine
RA RA RASPUTIN
Russia's greatest love machine
He drank it all and he said "I feel fine"

RA RA RASPUTIN
Lover of the Russian queen
They didn't quit, they wanted his head
RA RA RASPUTIN
Russia's greatest love machine
And so they shot him till he was dead

Thank you......youtube

the taz devil

Yesterday i went to the bank with a friend.We wanted to borrow some money for investment in our ebay business.
After all the lengthy questions,the bank representative asked me if i will be able to pay back if i run out of money,and become unemployed.I said yes.The representative asked me about what other resources i got for generating cash in case of emergency?
My reply was that i got some property back home in Pakistan,and these days property prices are almost the same in Pakistan and the UK,and it's true,as the house i built with my own money some years ago,costed me around 30,000 pounds at that time.Now the same house is worth 110,0000 pounds atleast.
But apparantly the bank representative,did not beleive what i said,and argued with me on how come property value is the same in THE GREAT UK and little third world poor overcrowded,and whatever pakistan
. Although the average house price in UK is 200,000 pounds but then a litre of petrol does not cost 45p in UK,and a family does not live good on 300 pounds a month in UK as they do in Pakistan.
I called off the meeting and told him that i do not want the loan anymore. Well his behaviour showed that he was not wiling to give it to me anyway

Men's toilet

Why most women are so unhappy about their body?

Following are some stats from American Society for Aesthetic Plastic Surgery

Among ALL AMERICANS in 2005 The number of procedures (surgical and nonsurgical) performed on women was nearly 10.5 million.
Women had 91 percent of cosmetic procedures.Men had 9 percent of cosmetic procedures.

Why Males Die Before Females

In humans and many other animals, males age faster and die earlier than females.

New research suggests this might happen because of intense competition over sex.

Full story

http://news.yahoo.com/s/livescience/20071017/sc_livescience/whymalesdiebeforefemales;_ylt=AqsvOxZVlMRXuPXZbOurbM9xieAA

On a cold January day in 1962, a Croatian music teacher named Frane Selak was traveling from Sarajevo to Dubrovnik by train. Well, that’s where he thought he was going. Little did he know what he was actually about to embark upon a strange 40-year odyssey marked by freak accidents and near-death experiences.

The train carrying Selak in 1962 inexplicably jumped the tracks and plunged into an icy river, killing 17 passengers. Selak managed to swim back to shore, suffering hypothermia, shock, bruises, and a broken arm, but very happy to be alive.

One year later, Selak was on a plane traveling from Zagreb to Rijeka when a door blew off the plane and he was sucked out of the aircraft. A few minutes later the plane crashed; 19 people were killed. But Selak woke up in a hospital - he’d been found in a haystack and had only minor injuries.

This man is looking for life insurance policy.....anyone?

In 1966 he was riding on a bus that went off the road and into a river. Four people were killed - but not Selak. He suffered only cuts and bruises.

In 1970 he was driving along when his car suddenly caught fire. He managed to stop and get out just before the fuel tank exploded and engulfed the car in flames.

In 1973 a faulty fuel pump sprayed gas all over the engine of another of Selak’s car while he was driving it, blowing flames through the air vents. His only injury: he lost most of his hair. His friends started calling him "Lucky."

In 1995 he was hit by a city bus in Zagreb but received only minor injuries.

In 1996 he was driving on a mountain road when he turned a corner and saw a truck coming straight at him. He drove the car through a guardrail, jumped out, landed in a tree - and watched his car explode 300 feet below.

By this time he was starting to get an international reputation for his amazing knack for survival. "You could look at it two ways," Selak said. "I am either the world’s unluckiest man or the luckiest. I prefer to believe the latter."

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Humans have been 200,000 miles in the outer space,but the deepest any human has been to inside the earth is 7 miles .Most of us stop at 6 feet under
We know more about galaxies thousands of light years away than we know about whats happening a few miles under our feet.

A friend went to East Russia in Vladivostok.The Russian girls in general are beautiful and east Russian girls a bit more.
He was in a nice hotel,and the hotel provided all services including call girl.
This man is adventurous and ventured out to find a stunning girl,and he found one in the market who agreed to spend the night with him in 50 dollars.
They had a nice meal,then they came back to the hotel room.
So the action began.The girl entered the room after the man and immediately pushed him on the bed.The girl shut the door behind her but did not lock it.
She began to undress the man and threw his pants shirt and all outfit near the door.When the man was totally naked,she started opening her buttons.The man was all excited and suddenly the girl turned round,picked up all his clothes and ran out of the room.
The man had all his credit cards,and some money in his valet and the valet was in his trousers
He did not have the courage to chase the girl naked,so he remained in the hotel room,and lost a lot of money.
Later he managed to get help from the hotel management,in buying him new dress and informing the bank about stolen bank cards,but he got the lesson of his life "Never undress before the Hooker"

Thats me.BCUK wont let me post a photo on my profile.There is some error i think..Any ideas?

Thirsty for knowledge? safriz got something for you

1653: Doctors recommended genital massage as an ailment for female hysteria.
Early 1800s: Doctors try other strategies for arousing women including rocking chairs, a swing, and vehicles that bounced the patient rhythmically on her pelvis.

1870: A wind-up vibrator is made available to both spas and physicians, but it has a tendency to run down before the treatment is complete.

1872: An American physician patents the "Manipulator" - a steam-powered massage and vibratory apparatus. He warns treatment should be watched to avoid over-manipulation.

1880s: A British physician invents the electromechanical vibrator for use as a medical instrument.
1900: Other physicians follow suit with contraptions intended to serve as vibrators. Articles and textbooks on vibratory massage technique praised the machine's versatility for treating nearly all diseases in both sexes and saving physicians time and labor. These vibrators reduced the time of "getting there" from up to an hour to approximately 10 minutes.

1905: Convenient portable models become available, permitting house calls.

1900-1920: Vibrators were advertised in Home Needlework Journal as a health and relaxation aid with which "all the pleasures of youth will throb within you."

1918: Sears and Roebuck & Company Electric Goods catalog advertises a vibrator attachment for a home motor that also drives attachments for churning, beating, buffing and fan operating

1920s: Stag films started using vibrators as props. Physicians realized that orgasm didn't necessarily involve penetration. And once they connected "arousal to paroxysm" with eroticism, the vibrator's era as a medical appliance ended.

1960s: Vibrator re-emerges and is openly marketed as a sex aid.

1970s: Medical authorities still assure men that a woman who does not reach orgasm during sexual coitus was flawed or suffering from some physical or psychological impairment.

1990s: research shows that more than half of all women, possibly more than 70 percent, do not reach orgasm by means of penetration alone. (Freaks)

The roman goddess of love.Nice 6 pack,a bit chubby,and certainly needs a boob job
But the mystery remains unsolved.Why the gods and goddesses have to be nude.I mean i don't mind the goddesses being nude

Or i would be posing with a stick in my hand,and with my privates hanging out for public inspection

Today was the last day of Ramadan,and tomorrow will be "Eid" (Same as Christmas )
During Ramadan i did not find it too hard to keep myself hungry and thirsty from dawn to dusk but some other restrictions were hard to comply.
Shock/horror .... i haven't eyed on any hot girl for a whole month
I been to Manchester tonight with friends and it was so nice dining in my favourit restaurant on the wilmslow road.
Really enjoyed
Tomorrow at 9 in the morning it will the Eid prayer.Will not be too big gathering here,but back home in Pakistan some gathering are huge.Each row is about half a mile long and around 200,000 people praying at the same time in Faisal mosque,in Islamabad.
Tomorrow i will feel a bit odd while drinking water or having my meals during the day,and eyeing on any girl with nice curves

Or may be its the naughty baby google.
Look at the google ads on my blog
Looks like google is selling urine bottles on my blog .Yuk

Some clever sod said that you don't miss something until its gone.
So for the last few days i have been feeling uncomfortable on my chair.I thought that the cushion has worn out,bout changing the cushion did no good.Then yesterday was the gloomy day when i realized that my natural cushion AKA my bum has shrunk substantially.
Now i have to use a belt to prevent my trousers from falling down.But now there is more room in my pocket.
Previously when i had my bum,i could stick a 250ml coca cola bottle in my back pocket,now since there is almost nothing on my rear,so i can stick a liter bottle in my pocket without much effort.
Any body got a spare bum? I will return it when i grow my own...Promis.

I found that my little bum has almost vanished
I been keeping hungry all day for the last 25 days.Ah well,only 5 more days of ramazan are left

A computer fare in Bolton last sunday.It was my first ever experience of setting up a stall and selling computer gaming hardware to public.
I was so excited
Did i sell anything .emmmmmmmmm nop
People came to me looked at the graphics cards i was selling,asked difficult questions and walked away.But it was fun showing off my knowledge

A seagull in Scotland has developed the habit of stealing chips from a neighborhood shop.

The seagull waits until the shopkeeper isn't looking, and then walks into the store and grabs a snack-size bag of cheese Doritos.

Once outside, the bag gets ripped open and shared by other birds.

The seagull's shoplifting started early this month when he first swooped into the store in Aberdeen, Scotland, and helped himself to a bag of chips. Since then, he's become a regular. He always takes the same type of chips.

Customers have begun paying for the seagull's stolen bags of chips because they think it's so funny.

Or is it a mis spelled "offense bill" ?

Stare at the video for a minute,then look around

Israel has confirmed that it carried out a strike on a Syrian military installation last month.

Syria accused Israel at the time but Israeli officials refused to comment, and the Israeli military censor imposed a strict blackout on information.

The censor's office has now allowed some details to be released.

On Monday, Syrian President Bashar al-Assad told the BBC that a Syrian military construction site was hit in the Israeli air strike on 6 September.

In the early hours of 6 September a number of Israeli jets appeared to enter Syrian airspace from the Mediterranean Sea.

Later, unidentified drop tanks, which may have contained fuel from the planes, were found on Turkish soil near the Syrian border, indicating a possible exit route.

Witnesses said the Israeli jets had been engaged by Syrian air defences in Tall al-Abyad, north of Raqqa and near the border with Turkey.

It is still not known why Israel carried out the strike or what exactly was hit.

On Tuesday, Israeli Army radio reported that Israeli planes had attacked a military target "deep inside Syria", quoting the military censor. No further details were given.

Some US officials have linked the raid to suspicions of secret nuclear co-operation between Damascus and North Korea, suggesting a fledgling research centre may have been the target.

Damascus and North Korea have denied any nuclear ties.

Other reports suggested that the raid may have targeted Iranian arms bound for the Lebanese militant group Hezbollah, or materials going in the other direction, to Iran.

Another theory is that it was simply an Israeli test of Syria's improving air defences.

Correspondents say there has been some suggestive leaking from Washington, but that the usual diplomatic sources have been uncharacteristically quiet over the incident.

Some girls i know,call themselves dead hot.How can someone be dead..........hot?
Can be dead cold

WASHINGTON - American laboratories handling the world's deadliest germs and toxins have experienced more than 100 accidents and missing shipments since 2003, and the number is increasing steadily as more labs across the country are approved to do the work.
No one died, and regulators said the public was never at risk during these incidents. But the documented cases reflect poorly on procedures and oversight at high-security labs, some of which work with organisms and poisons so dangerous that illnesses they cause have no cure. In some cases, labs have failed to report accidents as required by law.

The mishaps include workers bitten or scratched by infected animals, skin cuts, needle sticks and more, according to a review by The Associated Press of confidential reports submitted to federal regulators. They describe accidents involving anthrax, bird flu virus, monkeypox and plague-causing bacteria at 44 labs in 24 states. More than two-dozen incidents were still under investigation.

The number of accidents has risen steadily. Through August, the most recent period covered in the reports obtained by the AP, labs reported 36 accidents and lost shipments during 2007 — nearly double the number reported during all of 2004

Two words...violence and extreme hate