The twilight Zone

Nothing in the nature can eat more than a supermassive black hole.

I was truely fascinated by watching this google video ,have a
look http://video.google.co.uk/videoplay?docid=-3834632996973653146&q=supermassive

Miles High -- Today, the three-man crew of ISS was severely chastised
for
juvenile behavior, complete with threats by Houston to send "adults up
there
in about one minute."

Commander Jock Dearth, according to one Mission Control engineer (a
really
pissed off anonymous desk jockey), was overheard screaming into his
headset:
"If I have to come up there MYSELF to open that door, mister, you'll be
sorry." That expression, well-used by American dads (screamed at a
painful
130 d, seems to tag the American rocketeer as the listener.

Ever since the dust up over marijuana (see Doobage in Space), the ISS
crew
has been, well, rather cranky. They have enraged Houston numerous times
in
the last few weeks for such pranks as smearing Vaseline on camera
lenses,
engaging in food fights, playing Grateful Dead music to squelch radio
transmissions, speaking Pig Latin to the Command Center and making bong
references.

But Dearth had reached his limit, apparently, and began issuing
warnings to
the three when they refused to let an unmanned Russian supply ship
fully
dock, demanding that before docking could complete they should "give
the
password, wads".

Though there is some unknown measure of secrecy about the incident, we
can
patch together from audio chatter between Houston and ISS what seems to
have
occurred. And the source (that angry desk jockey, of course) also gave
us a
tiny glimpse of the exchange:

HOUSTON: Is there a problem up there?

ISS CREW: No problem, man. What's your gig?

HOUSTON: Open the door. The supply ship has docked, and now you need
to...

ISS CREW: Supply, man? That better be code for you-know-what, Dude.

HOUSTON: Open the door.

ISS CREW: No way.

HOUSTON: I SAID OPEN IT! RIGHT NOW!

ISS CREW: Does it have the password, man? You know, P.A.S.S.W.O.R.D.

Here, the Command Center turned it over to Dearth for a series of
threats
and ultimata, such as, "This is the last time I'm gonna tell you" and
"Grounding will be the least of your problems if I have to come up
there,"
and so forth.

The crew eventually relented and opened the door when (source said)
Dearth
rather offhandedly mentioned that the ISS crew is NOT exempt from
waterboarding "when you get down from there". The source didn't say,
but we
can all remember that our dads always added, "you little shit" to his
threats; it is alleged Dearth barked this down the intercom.

Donald Rumsfeld "Walked the Plank" today for his country. The symbolic 
plank 
chosen for Rumsfeld to walk was a boarding ladder at the airport.

It is reported that President George W. Bush called Ronald Reagan's 
former 
astrologer after waking up to results from yesterday's election. He 
said he 
wanted to get a reading on his future and the future of the Republican 
Party 
in the United States.

The news was so bad Mr. Bush next picked up the telephone and called 
Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld and ordered him to the White House 
Situation Room for an emergency meeting with other White House Staff.

A smuggled video of the meeting shows Mr. Bush demanding of Rumsfeld, 
"what 
'n Hell is going on Rummy? How come we got blown out of the water so 
bad 
yesterday? Hell, it was almost as bad as the war you're supposedly 
runnin' 
over there in Eye-Rack!"

Mr. Rumsfeld, apparently very taken aback by the President's angry 
attitude 
then stuttered and stumbled around for words, finally saying, "Well Mr. 
President, as we know, there are known knowns. There are things we know 
we 
know. We also know there are known unknowns. That is to say, we know 
there 
are some things we do not know. But there are also unknown unknowns,. 
The 
ones we don't know we don't know.

"And, I just have to say sir, I just don't know!"

Vice President Cheney who was also in attendance exploded at that 
saying, 
"Rummy, you dummy! That's what we pay you for! You are SUPPOSED to 
know! 
You're damned well outta here!"

"Yeah, that's right," said the President picking up where Cheney left 
off. 
"Just like uncle Dickie says. You're going to have to take the fall for 
this 
Rummy. An' I don't mean symbolically neither. We're gonna have you walk 
the 
plank, and it will be for real. Hell, you're so damned old it's not 
like 
you're gonna be missing much of the rest of your life anyway."

A photo opportunity was set up for the press as Rumsfeld was readied to 
take 
the plunge. Rumsfeld was defiant and tearful by turns. However, in the 
end, 
and encouraged by several pokes with a cattle prod, he did actually 
walk the 
plank. The first fall from the boarding ladder wasn't enough, so 
security 
agents had to drag the unconscious Rumsfeld's body back up the ladder 
and 
throw him off again.

"Mission Accomplished." the President was heard to mutter afterwards.

5% scored higher (more stupid),
2% scored the same, and
93% scored lower (less stupid).

What does this mean? You are 93% stupid. This means...

Whoa, congrats on being in the top 10% of stupid people. Great work, keep it up (or not)!