The twilight Zone

IN PRISON.......You spend the majority of your time in an 8x10 cell.
AT WORK........You spend most of your time in a 6x8 cubicle.

IN PRISON.......You get three meals a day.
AT WORK........You get a break for 1 meal and you have to pay for it.

IN PRISON.......You get time off for good behaviour.
AT WORK........You get rewarded for good behaviour with more work.

IN PRISON.......A guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
AT WORK........You must carry around a security card and unlock and open all the doors yourself.

IN PRISON........You can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK.........You get fired for watching TV and playing games.

IN PRISON.......You get your own toilet.
AT WORK........You have to share.

IN PRISON.......They allow your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK........You cannot even speak to your family and friends.

IN PRISON.......All expenses are paid by taxpayers with no work required.
AT WORK........You get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from you salary to pay for prisoners.

IN PRISON.......You spend most of your life looking through bars from inside wanting to get out.
AT WORK........You spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.

IN PRISON......There are wardens who are often sadistic.
AT WORK.......They are called supervisors.

IN PRISON.......You have unlimited time to read e-mail jokes.
AT WORK........You get fired if you get caught.

HELPLINE: "General Motors HelpLine, how can I help you?" CUSTOMER: "I got in my car and closed the door, and nothing happened!" HELPLINE: "Did you put the key in the ignition slot and turn it?" CUSTOMER: "What's an ignition?" HELPLINE: "It's a starter motor that draws current from your battery and turns over the engine." CUSTOMER: "Ignition? Motor? Battery? Engine? How come I have to know all of these technical terms just to use my car?"

HELPLINE: "General Motors HelpLine, how can I help you?" CUSTOMER: "My car ran fine for a week, and now it won't go anywhere!" HELPLINE: "Is the gas tank empty?" CUSTOMER: "Huh? How do I know!?" HELPLINE: "There's a little gauge on the front panel, with a needle, and markings from 'E' to 'F.' Where is the needle pointing?" CUSTOMER: "It's pointing to 'E.' What does that mean?" HELPLINE: "It means that you have to visit a gasoline vendor, and purchase some more gasoline. You can install it yourself, or pay the vendor to install it for you." CUSTOMER: "What!?" I paid $15,000. for this car! Now you tell me that I have to keep buying more components? I want a car that comes with everything built in!"

HELPLINE: "General Motors HelpLine, how can I help you?" CUSTOMER: "Your cars stink!" HELPLINE: "What's wrong?" CUSTOMER: "It crashed, that's what went wrong!" HELPLINE: "What were you doing?" CUSTOMER: "I wanted to run faster, so I pushed the accelerator pedal all the way to the floor. It worked for a while, and then it crashed -- and now it won't start!" HELPLINE: "It's your responsibility if you misuse the product. What do you expect us to do about it?" CUSTOMER: "I want you to send me one of the latest version that doesn't crash anymore!"

HELPLINE: "General Motors HelpLine, how can I help you?" CUSTOMER: "Hi! I just bought my first car, and I chose your car because it has automatic transmission, cruise control, power steering, power brakes, and power door locks." HELPLINE: "Thank you for buying our car. How can I help you?" CUSTOMER: "How do I work it?" HELPLINE: "Do you know how to drive?" CUSTOMER: "Do I know how to what?" HELPLINE: "Do you know how to drive?" CUSTOMER: "I'm not a technical person! I just want to go places in my car!"

"Men should
be a little better than  monkeys"

This is a Russian saying about men.

Looking at the way George Bush has been dealing with the muslim countries about war on terror,and comparing it with tony blair's way.There is no comparison.
While George Bush has been giving tough toned,harsh comments,Blair has always been polite and nice,atleast in talking.
I appreciate that he always has been talking in a very
diplomatic and acceptable way.
Although Both Bush and Blair are no differant in waging war against innocents,but even then I like Blair.
So i say welcome to Mr.Blair in my country Pakistan,and have a nice time
Atleast he did not threaten us about going back to stone age

I was a PC and console gaming geek until 1999 when i quit after some struggle.
It starts as a nice enjoyable time killer and then becomes an addiction, same happened to me.
I could easily sit in front of my computer and play for 12 hours non stop
Wasted a lot of time and regret it.
Yesterday i read the news about PS3,and searched a lot about the new technologies Sony is using in this console.
Cell processor and Blue rey,safriz says Wooooooowwww.
Will be launched here in March and at around 425 Pounds, it will be beyond my spending range ,at least on gaming .
But the trouble with these new consoles in not only buying them. The games too are expensive.
I remember when i bought my first SEGA 16-bit console for 16 dollars and the SONIC THE HEDGE HOG game cost me another 10 dollars.
Eventually it becomes a sink hole of money.\
Some thing else caught my eye, and that was the sparkling gaming Desktop PCs.Although they cost more than even PS3, but they are upgradeable and you can do a lot more with them as compared to a gaming console.
In my opinion PC with SLI supporting motherboard and AMD 64 type processor will compete with a PS3.AMD 64 type Processors are better than compatable Intel processors for Graphics and Games.
I may be wrong but the cheapest SLI compatible Graphics card i could find was a NVIDIA 6600,with 256 MB of memory and 425Ghz of Processing speed.
If i use two such cards in SLI mode i will get 850Mhz of graphics processing and 512Mb of memory.
The cheapest SLI supporting motherboard i could find was at 75 pounds, and for the two graphics cards 40+40 pounds. Memory will cost me around 75 pounds, I mean 1gb DDR.
Processor 92 Pounds,200gb Serial ATA hard disk will be 70 pounds. Add another 60 pounds for the casing and DVD drive.
Add 70 Pounds for the operating system and software.
That makes a grand total of 450 Pounds.
Naaaaaah me not gonna spend so much money on Gaming, so forget it and never mind.

Safriz goes to Sleep.

Here is a video of a PS3 game.They look more like a movie than a game.

Here ia a looooong TV show for gamers,and it gives all kinda info you may be interested to know about gaming.