Words to work by
Always give 100% at work .......
12% On Monday
23% On Tuesday
40% On Wednesday
20% On Thursday
5% On Fridays
And remember .......
When you're having a really bad day and it seems like people are trying
to piss you off, remember it takes 42 muscles to frown and only 4 to
extend your finger and flip them off.
Top Ten Things That Sound Dirty at the Office, But Aren't:
10. I need to whip it out by 5.
9. Mind if I use your laptop.
8. Put it in my box before I leave.
7. If I have to lick one more, I'll gag!!.
6. I want it on my desk, NOW.
5. HMMMMMMMMMM.....I think it's out of fluid.
4. My equipment is so old it takes forever to finish.
3. It's an entry-level position.
2. When do you think you'll be getting off today?
AND #1...
1. It's not fair...I do all the work while he just sits there.
Hope you are well...
OMG, you have been listening to me at work, tell the truth, you have.