The twilight Zone

1. The UK's first mobile phone call was made 20 years ago this year, when Ernie Wise rang the Vodafone head office, which was then above a curry shop in Newbury.

2. Mohammed is now one of the 20 most popular names for boys born in England and Wales.

3. While it's an offence to drop litter on the pavement, it's not an offence to throw it over someone's garden wall.

4. An average record shop needs to sell at least two copies of a CD per year to make it worth stocking, according to Wired magazine.

5. Nicole Kidman is scared of butterflies. "I jump out of planes, I could be covered in cockroaches, I do all sorts of things, but I just don't like the feel of butterflies' bodies," she says.

6. Baboons can tell the difference between English and French. Zoo keepers at Port Lympne wild animal park in Kent are having to learn French to communicate with the baboons which had been transferred from Paris zoo.

7. The energy used to build an average Victorian terrace house would be enough to send a car round the Earth five times, says English Heritage.

8. One in 10 Europeans is allegedly conceived in an Ikea bed.

9. The London borough of Westminster has an average of 20 pieces of chewing gum for every square metre of pavement.

10. Bosses at Madame Tussauds spent £10,000 separating the models of Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston when they separated. It was the first time the museum had two people's waxworks joined together.

11. If all the Smarties eaten in one year were laid end to end it would equal almost 63,380 miles, more than two-and-a-half times around the Earth's equator.

THINGS A DOG MUST REMEMBER:

1. The garbage collector is not stealing our stuff.

2. I should not suddenly stand straight up when I'm lying under the coffee
table.

3. I will not roll my toys behind the fridge, behind the sofa, or under the
bed.

4. I must shake the rainwater out of my fur before entering the house.

5. I will not eat the cats' food, either before they eat it or after they
throw it up.

6. I will stop trying to find the few remaining pieces of clean carpet in
the house when I am about to be sick.

7. I will not throw up in the car.

8. When at the beach, I will not roll on dead seagulls, fish, crabs, etc. no
matter how good they smell.

9. Kitty box crunches, although tasty, are not food.

10. I will not eat any more Kleenex or napkins and then re-deposit them
after processing, in the back yard.

11. The daiper bin is not a cookie jar.

12. My humans' toothbrushes are for the exclusive use of my humans. If they want me to have one, they'll get me one.

13. I will not chew crayons or pens, especially not the red ones, so that
when I throw up, my people will not assume I am haemorrhaging.

14. When in the car, I will not insist on having the window rolled down on rainy days.

15. We do not have a doorbell. I will not bark each time I hear one on TV.

16. I will not steal Mom's underwear and dance all over the backyard with it.

17. The sofa is not a face towel, neither are Mom & Dad's laps.

18. My head does not belong in the refrigerator.

19. I will not bite the officer's hand when he reaches in for Mom's driver's
license and car registration.

20. I will not play tug-of-war with Dad's underwear when he's on the toilet.

21. To avoid having a string hang out of my butt, I will not eat
mint-flavored dental floss out of the bathroom garbage.

22. I will not consider rolling around in the dirt a necessity first thing
after getting a bath.

23. I will remember that sticking my nose into someone's crotch is an
unacceptable way to greet visitors.

24. I will not fart in my owner's face while I am sleeping on the pillow
next to their heads.

25. I will not come in from outside and immediately drag my butt across the carpet.

26. The toilet bowl is not a magical, never-ending water supply, and just
because the water is blue doesn't mean it is cleaner.

27. I will not sit in the middle of the living room and lick my crotch when
company is here.

28. I will remember that suddenly turning around and smelling my butt can quickly clear a room, and is thus to be avoided. Except when in-laws are here.

29. The cat is not a squeaky toy, so when I play with him and when he makes that noise, it's usually not a good thing.

30. Even though he's too chicken to come on Sundays, the mailman WILL be back

Dumpling stuffed with the ovary and
digestive glands of a crab.
From a menu in China.

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Three cute prawns suntanning on the rice.

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Children soup.
From a menu in India.

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Deep Fried Fingers of my Lady.
From a menu in India.

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Boys style little chickens.
From a menu in Barcelona.
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Pork with fresh garbage.
From a menu in Vietnam.

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Dreaded veal cutlet with potatoes in cream.
From a menu in China.

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Strawberry crap.
From a menu in Japan.

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Teppan Yaki - Before Your Cooked Right Eyes.
From a menu in Japan.
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Intestines of crab.
Describing a Dim sum plate on a menu in China.

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We serve dead shrimp on vegetables with a smile.
Chinese restaurant.

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A job as glamorous as a cold sore
A mouth as dry as a carpet
A smile so brilliant it could be spotted from the moon
A thousand-yard smile
As tense as an exam hall
As unresponsive as a rolled-up carpet
As tough as old boots
Even an amateur psychologist who’d failed at his amateur psychologist’s exams could have figured that one out
I slathered on so much night-cream that I used to slide off my pillows
In apple-pie order
In blind man’s holiday (at nightfall)
It has all gone more pear-shaped than a skipfull of Conferences
Naked trees that look miserably bronchial

Halloween is a tradition celebrated on the night of October 31, most notably by children dressing in costumes and going door-to-door collecting sweets. It is celebrated in parts of the Western world, though most commonly in the United States, Canada, the UK, Ireland, Puerto Rico, and with increasing popularity in Australia and New Zealand. Halloween originated among the Celts in the British Isles (especially Scotland and Ireland) and France[1] as the Pagan Celtic harvest festival, Samhain. Irish, Scots and other immigrants brought versions of the traditions to North America in the 19th century. Most other Western countries have embraced Halloween as a part of American pop culture in the late 20th century.

The term Halloween, and its older spelling Hallowe'en, is shortened from All-hallow-even, as it is the evening before "All Hallows' Day"[2] (also known as "All Saints' Day"). In Ireland, the name was All Hallows' Eve (often shortened to Hallow Eve), and though seldom used today, it is still a well-accepted label. The holiday was a day of religious festivities in various northern European Pagan traditions, until Pope Gregory III moved the old Christian feast of All Saints Day to November 1 to give Halloween a Christian interpretation . Halloween is also called Pooky Night in some parts of Ireland, presumably named after the púca, a mischievous spirit.

Halloween is often associated with the occult. Many European cultural traditions hold that Halloween is one of the liminal times of the year when the spiritual world can make contact with the physical world and when magic is most potent (e.g. Catalan mythology about witches, Irish tales of the Sídhe).

Do they exist?

I am glad about it
Today is the 170'th day of my blog life and i got 10,000 hits.
59 hits a day..not bad

Einstein said....

Special relativity considers that observers in inertial reference frames, which are in uniform motion relative to one another, cannot perform any experiment to determine which one of them is "stationary

The theory of relativity shows that almost all the things in the universe are relative,rather than absolute.

We in the present era,consider science as the ultimate
answer to all the questions..OK..although science is based on observations and reasoning,and results are drawn on the basis of certain verified constants...
A constant is something that "can't be changed"..

Eintein's favourit constant was the speed of light.
It is a great constant,,but there are some who have proved that the speed of light is proportional to the commulative gravitational field of a galaxy.
The sped of light taken as constant by einstein is good for our galaxy only.

Again relativity...what about other galaxies..or if the speed of light is related to the gravitational pull...is it different for different planets?Because all planets have their own gravitational pull according to their mass.

May be mass is a constant..what is mass?..According to definition..mass is the quantity of matter in a body..but E=MC2 shows that mass and energy can be interchanged..that is mass can be converted into energy,as it happens in the thermo nuclear reactions,and energy can be changed into mass.
People who study Quantum physics,know that particles,keep appearing and disappearing on sub atomic levels.There is no eqation that can prove the dual characteristics of light ray.It behaves as a stream of particles in certain circumstances,and it behaves as an electromagnetic radition also.Can we answer these questions.Can we reject the existance of any superior being than us?
Are we smart enough to know every thing?Can there be some one who knows more than all of us?

Click the link below,and enjoy this funny video.

Suspicious

On the eve of 9/11 me and mey friends were sitting in fron t of the TV and playing cards,in Karachi.The 9/11 news came in,we saw it all.That night i logged into a yahoo chat room,and saw very angry rantings from americans,about the incident and eventually about the muslims.
My cousins live in USA,one is a nuclear scientist and the other is a doctor.I talk frequently to the miss "Nuclear Physicist".She lives some where near the "Hershey choclate factory".
The next day i called her on the phone,and asked her if her family was being beaten up by angry americans,and she laughed at me,saying that the reality is not always the same as the media shows us.She was living as usual,even after 9/11 with her friedly american neighbours.
Me as aPakistani,can't travel to Israel,and many Pakistanis consider travelling to Israel as a journey to death,thinking that they will be killed by israeli secret services,for being Pakistani muslims.
Many Americans and europeans have simillar concepts about muslim countries,that they will be instantly bombed,if they go there.Even about a country like Turkey.
Reality is much different from the impression we get from the media,isn't it?

Women are grumpier than men in the morning, according to a new survey.

The study found women were grumpier than men when they wake up - and stay in a bad mood for longer.

Thirteen per cent of women are in a bad mood for up to four hours after waking, compared to a tenth of men, according to the study by the Sleep Council.

Spokeswoman Jessica Alexander said: "Many more men than women claim to get a good seven nights sleep a week, so perhaps it is not surprising that more women than men get out of bed on the wrong side."

Forty per cent of people studied blamed their bad mood on a disturbed night, while 24% point to stress and worry.

Londoners are the grumpiest, but only seven per cent of people in the North East and Yorkshire get seven nights of good sleep.

The Sleep Council questioned 2,105 adults for the study.

# Always have multiple projects going. That way if your boss starts to wonder why you’re falling behind on one project, you can tell him that you’ve been catching up on another.

# Create the illusion of furious activity whenever possible. Never have a clean desk. Fill your work area with several projects that you are in the process of doing (or not doing, as the case may be). Cover your desk with open binders, highlighted reports, and sticky notes all over the place—make your workspace look like a war zone. Remember to keep your wastebasket full, too, preferably with work-related debris.

# Emphasize the tremendous amount of work you’re accomplishing. Talk about your work in dramatic, but plausible terms. Rather than referring to something as "that small project", call it "the epic quest" or "the gargantuan struggle." Preempt unfavorable discussion of your progress by reporting every little advance you make as though it were a large step. Never miss a chance to communicate how busy you are.

# Ask a lot of questions. Think up complex questions about tasks you have to do and ask them of your boss or coworkers. Ask questions frequently enough and everyone will think you’re really wrapped up in whatever task your asking about. Be careful what questions you ask, though: you don’t want to sound incompetent.

# Fabricate major obstacles or developments that require you to go back to the drawing board. Every once in a while report to your boss that you had nearly finished a whole project, but then you realized that you had to scrap all that you had done because you figured out a better way to do it. This gives the impression that you’re constantly thinking about ways to enhance your productivity in the long run. It also shows that you can overcome any obstacle. Both of these are preferable to saying that you spent too much time writing personal emails.

# Open several of the applications you normally use for work and have them visible on your computer’s desktop. The applications, of course, vary depending on the nature of your work. For example, if your task is data entry, you should have one or more databases up and running.

# Be alert. Not working is like playing a sport or game. You’ve got to always be on your toes and ready for anything. Try to anticipate your opponent’s next move—for instance, does your boss always stop by at certain times?—and pay attention to clues (if you hear footsteps approaching, a chair creaking, or a flourish of activity nearby, it could mean trouble).

# Watch out for Big Brother. Most large companies now monitor their employees’ computer usage. Learn about your company’s policies on internet usage, and learn about their monitoring efforts (it helps to make friends with someone in the IT department). If you can’t run afoul of the company’s policies without making sure you won’t get caught, don’t risk it.

# Trick the watchers. There are a variety of tricks you can use to fool those who might be monitoring your computer usage. On the frontline, there are free programs you can install that will allow you to have two active desktops on your computer (one for work, one for play) that you can switch between at the touch of a key when you hear the pitter-patter of supervisory feet. You can also defeat this sort of monitoring by positioning your computer in such a way as to block someone else’s view of the screen (blame the unusual positioning on glare or ergonomics, if you need to explain it). Sneakier IT personnel, who monitor usage on the backend, are harder to fool. Use proxies to surf the web, or use cached Google pages of a website instead of going directly to the site. There are also a variety of programs you can get (many for free) specifically designed to help you avoid detection. Search for them on the internet, or check out the external links.

# Slack off a little bit at a time. If you spend one whole day a week doing nothing, you’ll get caught. But you can may be able to waste the same amount of time without getting caught by spreading out your “leisure time.” Take a few minutes here and there to write emails, check the football scores, or surf the net, and then get back to work for several minutes. Rinse, repeat.

Excluding today i am
12,111 days OR
* 1,046,390,400 seconds
* 17,439,840 minutes
* 290,664 hours
* 1730 weeks (rounded down)
Old...

Wana know about yourself?

http://www.timeanddate.com/date/durationresult.html?d1=31&m1=08&y1=1973&d2=28&m2=10&y2=2006

Rolls Royce Phantom

Price: $328,750 (Which i don't have )
Gas Mileage:12 mpg city / 19 mpg hwy (I will need to buy a filling station with this car )

Engine/s:6.75L V12, 48 valve, 453 hp @ 5350 rpm (I think it's a truck )

Transmission:6 speed Automatic

Well,at the moment i will have to be content with my 160 Pounds car.

1) Joe Sensitive - "After I wash the dishes, let's cuddle, OK?"
Also known as: Mr. Nice Guy, Family man, Honey, Darling, Soft-
boiled Egg, Snugglepup
Advantages: Well-behaved; irons own shirts
Disadvantages: Irritatingly compassionate, wimpy

2) Old Man Grumpus - "People are stupid. The world can go to hell.
Let's stay home and watch TV."
Also known as: Grumbles, Sour puss, Stick-in-the-mud, Old Fogey,
Slow Mover. Jerk
Advantages: Stays put; predictable
Disadvantages: Royal pain in the ass

3) Flinchy - "I--I'm sorry for whatever it was I did."
Also known as: Trembly, Creampuff, Hey you
Advantages: Jumps entertainingly when startled
Disadvantages: Easily spooked; surrenders without a struggle

4) Bigfoot - "Shut yer trap, I'm thinkin'."
Also known as: Chunk-style, Lummox, Ignoramus, Galoot, the Hulk,
Big 'n' Dumb
Advantages: Can tote bales; is easily fooled
Disadvantages: Can break you in half, sweats like a pig

5) Lazybones - "Zzzzzz"
Also known as: Lucky Dog, Parasite, Bum, Sponge, Snoozebucket,
Drug Addict
Advantages: Well rested; easy target
Disadvantages: Unlikely to fulfil your dreams

6) The Sneak - "Who, me?"
Also known as: Love Pirate, Snake, Rat, Slime, G-D Son of a Bitch
Advantages: May feel pangs of guilt
Disadvantages: May be having time of his life

7) Ace of Hearts - "After I wash the dishes let's make love like
crazed weasels, OK?"
Also known as: The Sizzler, Handyman, Dreamboat, Casanova, Monster
Advantages: Perpetually aroused
Disadvantages: Perpetually aroused

8) The Dreamer - "Someday I'm going to be rich and famous. I don't
know how, but--"
Also known as: Struggling artist, Philosopher, Buffoon, Bag of
Wind, Fool
Advantages: Tells good stories
Disadvantages: Will turn into "Old Man Grumpus"

9) Mr. Right - "While the servants wash the dishes, let's make love
like crazed weasels in my new yacht, ok?"
Also known as: Mr. Perfect, Jim Dandy
Advantages: Answer to a woman's prayer
Disadvantages: Hunted to extinction

1) Ms. Nice Gal - "Tickets to the boxing match? Oh Darling, you
shouldn't have"
Also known as: What a gal, precious, one of the boys, my main
squeeze, doormat
Advantages: Cheerful, agreeable, kindly
Disadvantages: May wise up someday

2) Old Yeller - "You G-D spineless good-for-nothing drag-ass no-talent
son of a bitch! Can't you see you're making me
miserable??"
Also known as: She-Devil, Sourpuss, the Nag, My Old Lady, Warthog
from Hell
Advantages: Pays attention to you
Disadvantages: Screeches, throws frying pans

3) Sickly - "Oh, my head. My head. My feet. My cramps. My
cellulite"
Also known as: Whiner, Mewler, Glumpy
Advantages: Predictable
Disadvantages: Contagious

4) The Bosser - "Stand up straight. Put on a different tie. Get a
haircut. Change your job. Make some money. Don't
give me that look."
Also known as: Whipcracker, The Sarge, Ms. Know-it-all, Ball and
Chain, yes Mom
Advantages: Often right
Disadvantages: Often right, but so what?

5) Ms. Vaguely Dissatisfied - "I just can't decide. Should I switch
my career, goals, home, and hair
color?"
Also known as: The Fretter, Worrywart, Typical, Aw c'mon Honey
Advantages: Easily soothed
Disadvantages: Even more easily perturbed

6) Wild Woman out of Control - "I've got an idea. Lez get drunk an'
make love onna front lawn. I done it
before. S'fun."
Also known as: Fast girl, freewheeler, goodtime charleena, passed
out
Advantages: More fun than a barrel of monkeys
Disadvantages: Unreliable; drives off cliffs

7) Huffy - "I see nothing humorous in those silly cartoons you keep
snickering at"
Also known as: No fun, humorless prig, Cold fish, Chilly
proposition, iceberg, Snarly
Advantages: Your friends will feel sorry for you
Disadvantages: You will have no friends

8) Woman from Mars - "I believe this interpretive dance will explain
how I feel about our relationship"
Also known as: The Babbler, Spooky Girl, Screwball, Loony, Bad
News, Artistic
Advantages: Entertaining, unfathomable
Disadvantages: Will read her poetry aloud

9) Ms. Dreamgirl - "I am utterly content with you just the way you
are, my handsome genius of a boyfriend. I think
we must make love like crazed weasels now"
Also known as: Ms. Right, Goddess, Knockout, Perfection, Gorgeous
Advantages: Funny, intelligent uninhibited
Disadvantages: Will have nothing to do with you

I have never been to the Pakistani parliament,but i visited the british parliament house this monday.
The last time i went there was in 1998.
The only change i saw were the hi-definition monitors,noe every where in the parliament,and the thick glass wall,seperating the visitor's area and the hall.I am not too sure,but as i remember,it was not there in 1998.
I enjoyed my visit

WebMD Feature

June 12, 2000 -- So you surf the Internet for an hour a day. OK, maybe for three hours -- or five. At what point does this fascination become so compulsive that psychologists would call it an addiction?

Psychologist Kimberly S. Young, MD, PhD, founded the Center for On-Line Addiction (http://www.netaddiction.com) to help people with just this problem. She's identified eight key symptoms. Take a look at her list. If five or more apply, Young suggests you consider talking to a mental health professional about your Internet use.

1. Preoccupation -- You think constantly about previous online activity or keep looking forward to the next online session. Some people crave time on the Internet the way a smoker craves a cigarette.

2. Increased use -- You need to spend increasing amounts of time online to achieve satisfaction. A parent who's spending 50 hours a week in a chat room might neglect basic responsibilities such as doing laundry or making dinner for the kids.

3. Inability to stop -- You can't cut back on your Internet use, even after several attempts. Some people can't stop visiting chat rooms while at the office, even though they know their bosses are monitoring the sites they visit.

4. Withdrawal symptoms -- You feel restless, moody, depressed, or irritable when you attempt to stop or cut down Internet use. Some people feel so grumpy in jobs where they can't go online that they make excuses to go home and use the computer.

5. Lost sense of time -- Everyone lets time slip by occasionally while on the Internet. Consider it a problem if it happens to you consistently when you're online and you're also experiencing some of the other symptoms on this list.

6. Risky behaviors -- You jeopardize a significant relationship, job, or educational or career opportunity because of Internet use. One man decided to leave his wife of 22 years for someone he had corresponded with on the Internet for a couple of months.

7. Lies -- You lie to family members, a therapist, or others to conceal the extent of your involvement with the Internet. Someone who's seeing a therapist for depression might not tell the therapist about her Internet use.

8. Escape to the Internet -- You use the Internet as a way to avoid thinking about problems, or to allay depression or feelings of helplessness. One CEO constantly downloaded pornography for stress relief at work.

10. They have a lot of data but are still clueless.

9. A better model is always just around the corner.

8. They look nice and shiny, until you bring them home.

7. It is always necessary to have a backup.

6. They'll do whatever you say, if you push the right buttons.

5. The best part of having either one is the games you can play.

4. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.

3. The lights are on but nobody's home.

2. Big power surges knock them out for the night.

1. Size does matter.

A few days ago,i blogged about changes in women's outfit with the passage of time.I tried to poin out the fact that women are becoming more and more exposed,compared to men.
I didn't mean to point out western fashion trends only.It is happening worlwide.
I have posted here some pistures of latest pakistani fashion.These women are all models,and none of them wears veil
Anyway,Paksitan is a predominantly muslim country,but times are changing there as well.
The Pakistani-british are more religious than the Pakistani-Pakistanis
No.1 and 2 are wearing kinda everyday dress of a typical Urban woman in Pakistan,the rest are wearing rather formal dresses.

Me back from London.Yesterday was "Eid" same as Christmas.I enjoyed a lot with my relatives in London.
Their kids were born in the UK,and all of them speak very little Urdu.They have a pure London accent,and they speak english.
I know the english language good enough,but haven't got the british accent.It was a bit difficult for me to speak with them.
I called my mom in Pakistan,my brother in Malaysia,my sister in Australia and my cousins in Canada.
My sister's kids speak english in australian accent,my cousin's kids speak in canadian accent,and my brother's kids are malay speakers.My brother speaks good malay.
I gave them all greeting on the Eid day,and all of them were fine.
The problem i faced was to understand all the different types of accents.May be i should join a course to learn Ausi and Canadian accents.

Yesterday i set out for Barking,London.I had a road navigator with me,and i was pretty sure that i won't get lost.
But something went wrong with the stupid gadget,and i ended up in the middle of no where,on the gates of a country farm,somewhere in rural essex,and the navigator said "you have arrived"
I had to call my relatives for directions,and i foun out that i am 39 miles off the track.
It took me another hour to reach the degnem area,and i saw a fox roaming in this heavily populated area ,ofcourse it was night time,about 10ish.
It was good to see the little Pkistani-Londoners,with broad cocni accent.They know little about their country of origin,and love Brittain.
Today i went for the "Eid prayers" in a big mosque in Barking,and it was too good a feeling.
As i was walking back to my brother in law's house,an old white lady approached me,and told me that she wanted to ask something.I stopped and she asked me "Why are you celebrating today"? and i kept on telling her about Ramadan,and how it starts and how eid day celebrated.She was very nice lady,andd i felt too good,that she asked so much.
Infact it is always a good idea to approach and ask people,istead of making some concepts about them,based on suppositions..Isn't it?

My brother in law is coming to the UK .He and my sister live in Sydney, Australia. I am going to see him. My sister won't be coming ,as she was too busy with her job.All their three kids are little australians now,with broad ausi accent,none of them can speak Urdu.
I will see him after two years. Although, we chat a lot over the Internet, and regularly call each other.
Hope I will find less traffic on the M25, as it's always too bad there.
It will be a 260-Miles drive, so I better be going.

Any messages for the Queen?

It is a rather embarrassing subject for me, but I will try to write some personal experiences.
I have been working with merchant navy for about 8 years. Mostly on large ocean going ships.
The ships I worked on, usually had voyages of over 40 days, and of course we were confined to our ship during this time. Predominantly it is a male profession, and I have never worked with a female seafarer.
On large ships, I mean over 100,000 tons of cargo carrying capacity; there are usually 20 to 30 men.
During our voyages, I have seen hard-core heterosexual men, evolving into grayish men.
They started to flirt with fellow seamen, after about 10 to 15 days out in the sea. In fact in an isolated environment like the middle of the Pacific Ocean, and no women around, men started to look attractive. As soon as we were on port, hehehehe, you know what I mean
The point i am trying to prove here is that social isolation of women from men, and vice versa, brews homosexual sentiments. Many women chose to be homosexual after developing hatred for men, because on or few men mistreated them. Many men chose to be homosexual because mentally they are not confident enough to approach women.
My experience as a seafarer makes me to believe this.

False rape accusations are on the rise in the UK.
One reason for this rise is that women are more confident of getting support from radical women right groups. While a woman enjoys the comfort of anonymity, the poor man’s name is everywhere, with his photographs. Later accused or not, he had been insulted already.
Many men who had been falsely accused of rape, lose their jobs, lose partners, lose their respectable
position in the society, but the accuser remains anonymous. This way she gets chance to mess other men’s lives. Many such women are black mailers and bounty hunters, who target rich or famous men, lure them, and then ask for ransom money.
Similarly, many wives take their revenge this way, and are after financial benefits, by accusing their (ex) husbands.
These women should be tagged and their names made public, so that men can avoid them. The man should also be given anonimity until convicted.

Following are some news articles, which will support my idea.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/412892.stm

“A judge has been criticized for suggesting that women who make false rape allegations should be put on a register.”

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/southern_counties/5410470.stm

A 24-year-old man has said he thought he had been set up when he was arrested on suspicion of raping a 16-year-old girl in an alleyway in East Sussex.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2006/09/30/nrape30.xml

A woman who falsely cried rape against her former husband was facing jail yesterday after being convicted of perverting the course of justice.

http://thescotsman.scotsman.com/uk.cfm?id=622162005

AN UNFAITHFUL wife was jailed for 12 months yesterday after crying rape to cover up a night of passion with a stranger.

By Martin Hutchinson
BBC News Online health staff in Madrid

Higher rates of a condition were found in gay women
Lesbians are more than twice as likely to suffer from a hormone-related condition, fuelling theories that hormones play a role in developing their sexuality.
Little is known about the origins of polycystic ovarian syndrome - one in ten women has the condition, which is linked to an excess of male sex hormones in the bloodstream.

Symptoms include excess hair, acne, and obesity, as well as a heightened risk of more serious health problems such as diabetes. Patients also often suffer fertility problems.

The latest research, presented at the European Society of Human Reproduction and Embryology conference in Madrid on Monday, came from a clinic which is one of only two in the UK to offer fertility treatment to lesbian women.

We do not view lesbianism as a disease that is in need of a cure

Dr Rina Agrawal, Hallam Clinic, London
Doctors there noticed a "staggering" number of lesbian women, who, on investigation, were found to be suffering either from polycystic ovary syndrome, or a less serious but related condition in which their ovaries showed many of the same features, but without the external symptoms.

The researchers found that prevalence of this symptomless condition was 80% in the lesbian women they saw, compared with just 32% of their heterosexual patients.

Full-blown polycystic ovarian syndrome was present in 38% of lesbians, and 14% of the heterosexual women.

Lead researcher Dr Rina Agrawal said that the results suggested "significantly greater" rates of hormone imbalance in the lesbian women.

She said that while there was no evidence that polycystic ovaries could be implicated as a cause of lesbianism, it was possible that this hormone imbalance could be linked to both the medical condition and sexuality.

She said: "We do hypothesize that hyperandrogenism, which is associated with polycystic ovary syndrome, may be one of the factors contributing to the sexual orientation of women.".

Previous studies have linked hormone imbalances with sexual orientation - and the possibility has been raised that exposure to higher levels of certain hormones early in life, perhaps even pre-natally, may be influential.

Lesbians are more than twice as likely as heterosexual women to have a hormonal imbalance that causes infertility, a British study has found, linking for the first time lesbian sexual orientation with hormonal makeup.

The discovery by researchers from the London Women's Clinic centred on the most common cause of ovarian dysfunction in women, polycystic ovarian syndrome (PCOS).

Caused by an imbalance of sex hormones, one of the main features of PCOS is hyperandrogenism - an abnormally high concentration of male steroid hormones called androgens. Symptoms related to PCOS include irregular menstrual periods, an inability to conceive, acne or excessive body or facial hair.

The study involved examining 618 women who attended the clinic for fertility treatment between November 2001 and January 2003. Each woman had her medical and sexual histories taken during three sessions with a nurse, a counsellor or a clinical psychologist. Of those interviewed, 254 were lesbian and 364 were heterosexual women.

None of the women studied knew if they had polycystic ovaries seen in PCOS, but 15% had been treated previously for some of the symptoms. The subjects were given a pelvic ultrasound examination on the second or third day of their menstrual cycle, and blood samples taken to measure their levels of reproductive hormones.

The incidence of both polycystic ovaries and PCOS is generally twice as high in women seeking fertility treatment than it is in the general population. In the study, 52% of the women had polycystic ovaries, and 24% had PCOS. But the study showed prevalence of polycystic ovaries and PCOS was much higher in lesbian women than heterosexual women.

Eighty percent of the lesbian women had polycystic ovaries, compared to only 32% in heterosexual women. And lesbian women had higher rates of PCOS as well, with 38% having the syndrome compared to 14% of heterosexual women.

Dr Rina Agrawal, deputy medical director at the London Women's Clinic who led the study, presented her findings to the European Society of Human Reproduction and Embryology in Madrid overnight.

"We observed a significantly higher prevalence of polycystic ovaries and PCOS in lesbian compared with heterosexual women. Our initial results are also suggestive of a significantly greater hyperandrogenism in lesbians compared with heterosexual women," said Agrawal.

Lesbian and heterosexual women with normal ovaries had similar levels of androgen and SHBG (sex hormone binding globulin), which binds testosterone and other sex hormones.

But analysis of the blood samples showed that the lesbian women seeking fertility treatment had significantly higher levels of male hormones, including testosterone, androstenedione, free testosterone index and luteinising hormone (LH).

SHBG, on the other hand, was significantly lower in lesbian women. If SHBG levels are lowered, a woman with normal levels of testosterone will have elevated levels of free testosterone - which results in symptoms related to hyperandrogenism.

"Our research neither suggests nor indicates that polycystic ovaries-PCOS causes lesbianism, only that polycystic ovaries-PCOS is more prevalent in lesbian women," said Agrawal. "We do, however, hypothesise that hyperandrogenism - which is associated with PCOS - may be one of the factors contributing to the sexual orientation of women."

The researchers also pointed out that in the past 20 years, only 0.1% of published research was dedicated to the healthcare of homosexual individuals. "Our study emphasises the importance of treating these women in a non-judgemental and non-biased manner, so that clinicians may offer them appropriate health advice," Agrawal said.

Danny Kingsley – ABC Science Online

A V A I L A B I L I T Y

According to a survey, 1 in 10 women , and 1 in 6 men are stray.
In this era of gadgets,it has become easier to cheat.At the same time,the chances of being caught are far more than before.
Many people discover their parner's secret relations by going through their text messages or emails.If they left their mobile phones unattended or their email page logged in.
Many are too clever and are hard to be caught.
The need of catching cheating partners arises,when the spouse suffers due to his/her changed behaviour.
However 1 in 50 people in the UK consider extra merital sex acceptable.
I have a history of interacting with prostitutes.
I talked with many of them,on different subjects.Some raised a very good point to justify the need of their "Profession".They claimed to be marraige saviours.How?..Thats what i asked them.They say,ratherclaim that all the people who remain married for over 5 years,occasionally ask for their services,and according to the pros i was talking to,this cheating maintains their interest in their spouses,and stops them from getting bored of them.Well,they get bored,thats why they come to you.I asked her..........She said yes,but this "sexual outing" helps them remain togeter.
Search on the google with the keyword "cheating partners" and over 14000 companies are offering their services to catch them red handed.
I will mention here certain methods commonly used.

- Hiring a private detective (Expensive and sounds posh)

- If the cheating spouse is a internet user,install a "Key logger" on his/her computer.This will record all their e-conversations and even their email passwords.Free key loggers are available from www.download.com or if you are ready to spend money then buy a better spyware http://www.awarenesstech.com/general/index-12g4.html?sid=30

- Certain test kits are available.These kits can be used to find traces of male/female sexual secretions on your spouse's clothes.Usualy these chemicals detect the secritions upto 48 hours after he/she had sex.

- Deleted text messages can be retreived by some gadgets and softwares http://www.smartcardfocus.com/shop/ilp/se~16/p/index.shtml

- Some telecom companies,offer special lie detecto service via phone.All you have to do is to call thir premium rate number than their computer will call your partner,as you aretalking,a software will analyse the tones,and after the phone call,it will tell you the results.

- Use of GPS,is another tool.You can hide it in your spouse's car.Some cell phone companies offer servises of keeping track of a certain mobile phone.If you secretly register your spouse's mobile phone for this service,you can track them via internet.

Some people are suspicious about their partners,but before taking any action,or before leaving them,it is good to confirm your suspicions by the above methods.The may be innocent or they may not be.

Last few weeks i have been blogging about feminism,or anti-feminism i should say
I have decided to spare the feminists for a while and blog something else .
Don't know when i will be sniffing around for the feminists again
Back to the title.
Women who conceive before the 14th of the lunar month,get a baby boy.
Women who conceive after the 14th of the lunar month get a baby girl
It is an observation,told to me by an old lady.She is 85 years old,and a mother of 8 children and 15 grand children.
She says that she has talked about it with many women,and the (lunar) dates in which they conceive has it's effect on the child's sex.

I hope they won't bomb my blog

The U.S. Air Force is preparing to create a new command to develop techniques for fighting in cyberspace. Air Force Print News reported Oct. 5 that Air Force leaders will gather in Washington in early November to discuss the plans. On Dec. 7, 2005, cyberspace became an official Air Force domain after Secretary of the Air Force Michael W. Wynne and Chief of Staff of the Air Force Gen. T. Michael Moseley introduced a new mission statement.
The statement informed Air Force personnel that their new mission was to "deliver sovereign options for the defense of the United States of America and its global interests -- to fly and fight in air, space and cyberspace."

Moseley said that Air Force leaders establishing a new "cyber command" to be responsible for fighting in that domain, commenting: "To deliver the full spectrum of effects we will evolve a coherent enterprise, with war fighting ethos, ready to execute any mission in peace, crisis and war. We will foster a force of 21st Century warriors, capable of delivering the full spectrum of kinetic and non-kinetic, lethal and non-lethal effects across all three domains. This is why we are standing up an operational command for cyberspace, capable of functioning as a supported or supporting component of the joint force."

The new doctrine will be developed from Nov. 16 at the Cyber Summit in Washington.

Air Force Cyberspace Task Force director Dr. Lani Kass said: "The chief of staff of the Air Force is going to gather his senior officers and talk about the new domain, in which, according to our mission, we are going to fly and fight.

"Our objective is to come out with a course -- a vector -- that will set us up for transforming our Air Force, to get us ready for the fight of the 21st Century. The domain is defined by the electromagnetic spectrum. It's a domain just like air, space, land and sea. It is a domain in and through which we deliver effects -- fly and fight, attack and defend -- and conduct operations to obtain our national interests.

"Cyberspace is something on which, as a technologically advanced nation, the United States is hugely dependent. You use your ATM card, you use your cell phone and you go to an Internet cafe. If somebody is pregnant, they go have a sonogram. If they are sick, they have an X-ray or an MRI. All those things are in cyberspace. Our life has become totally bounded, dependent on cyberspace. Therefore, the importance of that domain is not only for how we fight, but also for our way of life.

"Cross-domain dominance means being able to deliver effects in all domains at the same time, at the speed of sound and at the speed of light. We cannot afford to allow an enemy to achieve cross-domain dominance before us. This is the nature of the transformational mission the chief and the secretary gave us. Enemies who cannot match us on land, at sea, in the air, or in space, are exploiting the fact that in cyberspace you have a very low entry cost.

"Low cost is what makes that domain extremely attractive to nations, criminal and terrorist organizations who could not possibly attack the United States symmetrically. All you need to do is buy a laptop or a cell phone. As a matter of fact, you can just go to an Internet café and not even buy that stuff. You can buy yourself a phone card and you can cause high-impact effects," he said.

"What I see in the future is true cross-domain integration, to deliver effects, like we deliver in air and space, where the commander has at his disposal, truly sovereign options, as stated in our mission, which is the ability to do whatever we want, wherever we want, whenever we want, and however we want -- kinetically, and nonkinetically and at the speed of sound and at the speed of light."

Now he can kick some a*s*s

Not every body knows what i mean, Do you?

Psychology Today, July-August, 1992

Forget personality. The link between behavior and heart disease is how you handle negative emotions, specifically your anger. And in the shared environment of marriage, your anger-coping style can profoundly affect not only your own but your spouse's health.

In a study that followed 192 couples, nine out of 12 men who died of cancer were married to women who
suppressed anger, University of Michigan researchers found. Men's anger suppression affected the cancer toll among women, but especially when both were suppressors.

Anger-coping styles also affected the cardiovascular health of husbands and wives, Mara Julius, Ph.D., reported to the Society of Behavioral Medicine. Wives were likely to die of cardiovascular disease if they were high on the anger-suppression index - but even more likely if their husbands also suppressed their anger.

Men's cardiovascular mortality risk, on the other hand, was not affected by their wives' anger-coping style. The husbands' own anger-suppression was a substantial risk in its own right.

"Basic emotions, if suppressed, can cause changes in the balance of our daily routines," Julius explains. We may take on health-compromising habits in response to unreleased emotions. Disrupted patterns, especially of sleep, may also influence the immune system in its eternal vigilance against cancer.

But why are men and women affected differently? She points to differences in the support each partner provides the other. Men may especially dependent on their wives for emotional and instrumental support, and this may be withheld if she suppresses anger.

By CHARLEY REESE
Published Saturday, July 23, 2005

Some years ago a British officer, Sir John Glubb, wrote a pamphlet on the rise and fall of empires. A sure sign of an empire’s decline and impending fall was, he said, the rise of feminism.

I believe he is right. Of all the corrosive, nonsensical and damaging movements that have come and gone in American society, none has caused more damage than feminism. Thank God it now seems to be falling out of favor.

It goes without saying that no country can be strong without strong families, and feminism directly attacked the very concept of families. It urged young women to slut around. If men are promiscuous, why shouldn’t you be? That alone shows the degree of stupidity that is characteristic of the feminist movement. That’s why the feminists bear responsibility for the plight of so many single mothers.

Rules that conform to nature produce positive results. Rules that conflict with nature produce bad results. Through the centuries, Western civilization developed some rules that took into account the natural differences between men and women. The male is by nature promiscuous. Sex to the male is like eating a good meal - an enjoyable experience but one you can get up and walk away from without any thought. The woman, designed by nature to be a mother and susceptible to becoming pregnant, invests much more emotion in it.

So society, to protect women, develops rules to discourage promiscuity by both sexes. Even in my day, the rule was iron-tight. If you got a girl pregnant, you married her. No debate. No excuses. If you abandoned her and the baby, you were a worthless, lowdown dog. There were also social penalties against the girl who slept around. These rules weren’t 100 percent effective, but they definitely put a restraint on the libido. There were far fewer teen pregnancies and single moms than there are now.

But the feminists dismantled these rules. Women are just like men, they said. You pick your own guys to sleep with and walk away when you’re finished. Sex is for recreation. Well, anybody but a stupid feminist would have realized that the group that welcomed that message the most was the males. When females started saying, "Let’s have sex with no obligations," the male said, "You betcha."

Of course, a necessary ingredient of feminist-promoted promiscuity is abortion on demand, since no method of birth control is 100 percent effective. This has literally led to the deaths of more innocents than the Holocaust. And for what reason? Simply as an adjunct to recreational sex without responsibility.

Another stupid thing feminists did was attack motherhood and make it seem that working was the better choice. Anybody with life experience knows that it is 100 times more difficult and requires more intelligence and more energy to be a good wife and mother than to perform any corporate job. Corporations run themselves. Families don’t. Most of the jobs men do no sensible woman would want to do.

As for the kids - those who escape the garbage dump behind the abortion clinic - they’re forced to play against a stacked deck. Any child who spends his babyhood and toddler years in day care and then comes home to an empty house in his older years is going to suffer. Sometimes there’s no help for it, but the feminist movement has absolutely encouraged it.

You will notice that I’ve said nothing about equal pay for equal work or the right to vote. Those are civil rights and have nothing to do with feminist ideology. Feminism has given bad advice to women and encouraged the worst behavior in men. Arnold Schwarzenegger is right: It encourages the development of girly men. That’s probably why empires fall.

The rule is simple: Anything that encourages strong families is good; anything that weakens or destroys families is bad. And let’s cut the bunk about families being any grouping you want to call a family. A family is a man and woman and their children. The hysterical harpies of feminism who tolerate chauvinist rogues like Bill Clinton while getting hysterical over any perceived threat to their beloved abortion industry should be relegated to the far-out fringes of the fruit-loop dump.

You decide who is more revealing and shows more skin. Men or women.

A woman athlete.

A male athlete

A female gymnast

A male gymnast

A woman tennis player

A male tennis player

WASHINGTON - All across the country Americans are fighting terrorism, one utility bill at a time.

Public utility companies from sea to shining sea have spent hundreds of millions requisitioning, reviving or retro-fitting security measures in the aftermath of the Sept. 11 terrorist attacks. And now these companies want their money back, most of it in the form of higher rates for their customers.

The federal government stepped in quickly after 9/11 and set precedent for allowing such rate increases. Two days after the terrorist attacks in 2001, the Federal Energy Regulatory Commission, which regulates rates for wholesale electricity and natural gas shipments, told companies it would approve costs to upgrade security. The commission followed up with an order that defined the expenses as “prudently incurred costs necessary to further safeguard the reliability and security of our energy and supply infrastructure.”

In a powerful paper for the libertarian American think-tank the Cato Institute, Professor John Mueller provides strong support for the Parris argument. He points out that “in almost all years, the total number of people worldwide who die at the hands of international terrorists anywhere in the world is not much more than the number who drown in bathtubs in the United States”. He adds that even including the September 11 attacks, the number of Americans killed by terrorists since records on this were kept is about the same as those killed by lightning, accident-causing deer or severe allergic reaction to peanuts.

To this evidence he adds the research carried out at the University of Michigan that suggests that an American’s chance of being killed in one non-stop airline flight is about one in 13 million. Apparently there “would have to be one set of September 11 crashes a month for the risks to balance out” between travelling by plane and by car.

Mueller’s conclusion is that “assessed in broad but reasonable context, terrorism generally does not do much damage” and “the costs of terrorism very often are the result of hasty, ill-considered and overwrought reactions”. Both the expense of over-the-top anti-terror measures and the damaging impact of panic on liberal institutions are greater than the cost of the terrorism itself.

This argument is too strong simply to be ignored. Nor can it be refuted by pointing to the possible danger posed by a single alleged plot. Even if such a plot had been successful, Professor Mueller’s argument would stand: the chances of a British or US citizen being killed by a terrorist are tiny and the risk of it happening is far smaller than other risks that we regard as reasonably tolerable — being killed on the road, for instance. He is, no doubt about it, quite right.

But while I think he makes an open and shut case against panic, when it comes to the need for a vigorous policy to combat terrorism Professor Mueller’s maths is less convincing.

First, the probability of an event is not really the thing you should be worrying about. In his excellent book Fooled by Randomness, the mathematician and Wall Street trader Nassim Nicholas Taleb discusses what he calls the issue of asymmetry. He explains (rather impatiently since he regards the issue as obvious) that you may believe, say, that financial markets will probably go up, while you behave, sensibly, as if they will go down. The reason? Because you think it very likely that they will go up a little, but, in the unlikely event that they go down, you think they will go down a great deal.

“How could people miss such a point?” he complains. “Why do they confuse probability and expectation, that is probability and probability times the payoff?” The probability of, say, a nuclear terrorist attack might be tiny but the consequences, the “payoff” as it were, would be huge. It is expectation, not probability, that should determine policy towards terrorism.

The second problem with Mueller’s paper is simple: the low incidence of terrorist outrages occurred when there was already a firm policy in place to prevent it. His argument, the “bloody nuisance” argument, depends on the idea that, without additional measures domestically and internationally, the number of terrorist incidents is unlikely to rise greatly.

There is, however, lots of evidence that crime doesn’t work like that. Instead of falling gently or rising gently in response to policy measures, crime behaves like a contagious disease. Potential offenders catch the idea of offending from each other. And just like a disease that starts with only a few people and becomes an epidemic, once it reaches a tipping point the amount of criminal behaviour explodes.

If successful suicide bombings became even slightly more common, can we really be confident that other fundamentalists would not copy that behaviour? We already know that ordinary suicides increase when there are front-page stories about people killing themselves. And if there were such an increase, might it escalate as one group copies another?

So Matthew Parris is right but also wrong. Without minimising the horrendous suffering of individuals, terrorism might well be little more than a “big bloody nuisance”. But should we treat it as if that was all it was? Absolutely not.

I don't know,i am right or wrong.I think women are getting undressed,and are showing more skin,compared to men.
As time is passing,the newer fashion trends are making women more and more uncovered.While men's outfits havent changed much.Infact these days,men's outfit cover more part of male bodies,compared to women.
How do you define this.Do you call it progress?

18th century women
Most of her body is covered,and her figures are not visible

1960s women
Legs are visible.In 1960s the mini skirt was a symbol of new era.

1970s women
More skin visible

1990s women
Clevage and much of the skin visible

18th century man
Mostly covered

1940s man
Still covered

Still more covered than women

Radical feminists are required to take over the world.Before applying for a position with us,please note that you should be as follows.

You should be perpetually angry.
-Should hate men, and non-feminist women.
-Should hate all social systems.
-Should hate all religions, and call them oppressive.
-Should always be desperate to be noticed.
-Should feel offended if someone calls you a girl.
-Should feel insulted if a man tries to help.
-Should say "no" to any possible solutions presented for the problems you point out, saying that all rules are made by men.
-Most importanly,you should be able to think that you and only you are right.
Apply within

The following are actual statements found on insurance forms where car
drivers attempted to summarize the details of an accident in the fewest
words. These instances of faulty writing serve to confirm that even
incompetent writing may be highly entertaining.

Coming home I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I don't have.

The other car collided with mine without giving warning of its intentions.

I thought my windows was done but I found out it was up when I put my head
through it.

I collided with a stationary truck coming the other way.

A truck backed through my windshield into my wife's face.

A pedestrian hit me and went under my car.

The guy was all over the road. I had to swerve a number of times before I
hit him.

I pulled away from the side of the road, glanced at my mother-in-law and
headed over the embankment.

In my attempt to kill a fly, I drove into a telephone pole.

I had been shopping for plants all day and was on my way home. As I
reached an intersection, a hedge sprange up, obscuring my vision and I did
not see the other car.

I had been driving for 40 years when I feel asleep at the wheel and had an
accident.

I was on my way to the doctor with rear end trouble when my universal
joint gave way causing me to have an accident.

As I approached the intersection, a sign suddenly appeared in a place
where no stop sign had ever appeared before. I was unable to stop in time
to avoid the accident.

To avoid hitting the bumper of the car in front, I struck the pedestrian.

My car was legally parked as it backed into the other vehicle.

An invisible car came out of nowhere, struck my car and vanished.

I told the police that I was not injured but on removing my hat, I found
that I had a fractured skull.

I was sure the old fellow would never make it to the other side of the
road when I struck him.

The pedestrian had no idea which direction to run so I ran over him.

I saw a slow moving, sad faced old gentlemen as he bounced off the hood of
my car.

The indirect cause of the accident was a little guy in a small car with a
big mouth.

I was thrown from my car as it left the road. I was later found in a
ditch by some stray cows.

The telephone pole was approaching. I was attempting to swerve out of its
way when it struck my front end.

The UN Security Council imposed comprehensive economic sanctions against Iraq on August 6, 1990, just after the Iraqi invasion of Kuwait. When the coalition war had ousted Iraq from Kuwait the following year, the Council did not lift the sanctions, keeping them in place as leverage to press for Iraqi disarmament and other goals. The sanctions remained in place thereafter, despite a harsh impact on innocent Iraqi civilians and an evident lack of pressure on Iraqi leader Saddam Hussein. After more than twelve years of sanctions had passed, the US and the UK made war on Iraq again in March, 2003, sweeping away Hussein's government.
Many children died due to lack of medicine.Many women were forced to prostitution,due to hunger.Iraqi economy was completely destroyed.
Now it's time for the north koreans to suffer.It will be long hard time for them too.

County---------------------------Nuclear warheads

United States-------------------- 5,735/9,960
Russia--------------------------- 5,830/16,000
United Kingdom------------------- 200
France--------------------------- 350
People's Republic of China------- 130
India---------------------------- 75-115
Pakistan------------------------- 65-90
North Korea---------------------- 0-10

Who the numpty will try to nuke countries like USA and UK.They have nukes since 1950's,and are far more accurate than the humble north korean nukes.

1) All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices, which have large red read-outs to tell you exactly when it will go off.

2) Should you need to pass yourself off as a German officer it will not be necessary to speak the language, a convincing accent will do.

3) All apartments in Paris overlook the Eiffel tower.

4) Most lap top computers are powerful enough to override a bank security system or the communication system of an invading alien civilization.

5) Every single person in martial arts Film has a black belt in karate.

6) When staying in a haunted house, women should investigate any strange noises in their most revealing underwear.

7) 1 man shooting at 20 men has more chance of hitting them than 20 men shooting at 1 man if he is the hero.

8) During a police investigation it will be necessary to visit a strip joint at least once.

9) Large studio-type apartments in big cities are affordable by single people with a low wage.

10) The entire British population lives in London.

11) It doesn't matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a martial arts fight; your enemies will attack you one at a time while the others dance around you menacingly.

12) In musicals everyone you meet in the street will know all the words to the songs and the steps to the dances.

13) When captured by an evil international terrorist, guns are not necessary to defeat them, sarcasm and wisecracks are your best weapons.

A radical feminist is getting on a bus when, just in front of her, a man gets up from his seat. She thinks to herself, "Here's another man trying to keep up the customs of a patriarchal society by offering a poor, defenseless woman his seat," and she pushes him back onto the seat.
A few minutes later, the man tries to get up again. She is insulted again and refuses to let him up. Finally, the man says, "Look, lady, you've got to let me get up. I'm two miles past my stop already."

Most bloggers don't show their picture in their profile.That includes me.
Lets show our faces to each other.

Thats me,but i love my donkey

By PETE BELL
October 11, 2006

SHOPLIFTING has risen by 70 per cent in the last six years and it cost the industry a staggering £2.1billion in 2005.

Thieves make off with an average of £149 worth of goods on each crime spree, showing the problem is far more serious than just a few kids nicking sweets from the newsagents.

Figures published today by the British Retail Consortium (BRC) showed small and medium sized retailers are hardest-hit by shop crime because they have less money to invest in security systems and security staff.

The survey found that 15 per cent of retailers in that category have been forced to close their businesses because of crime.

And 13 per cent reported an increase in violent robbery and the same percentage have let staff take time off as a result of a criminal incident.

The BRC blamed "soft" penalties and poor enforcement for the high rates of shoplifting.

It wants the Government to reject the proposed removal of prisons as a penalty.

Rising rates of theft from stores are leading to more violence against staff, the report warned.

It said 60 per cent of violent incidents in shops happen when staff try to stop criminals or prevent items being stolen.

BRC director general Kevin Hawkins said: "The huge increase in the number of shoplifting incidents is extremely worrying.

"It is having a very serious financial impact and is putting the safety and
wellbeing of staff and customers at risk."

Paul Cavadino, chief executive of crime reduction charity Nacro, rejected the BRC's calls for prison to remain a potential penalty for shoplifters.

"It is pointless to jail shoplifters in prisons which are too overcrowded to rehabilitate them," he said.

"The periods of containment are short and reoffending rates on release are high.

"Community punishment and drug rehabilitation programmes have more chance of protecting retailers from shoplifting than the revolving door of short prison sentences."

I have a feeling that the entire world is fighting for the sake of Israel.
Countries like Iraq and Iran are too far away from USA and UK, but still the armies of these countries are there.
The war of Afghanistan was a more theological war. The Jewish belief of "Masaya" says that the armies who will fight against him will be from the areas of central Asia, Middle East, Afghanistan and Pakistan.
Any up thrust of "Islam" especially in those countries, will be a threat to Israel.
All these countries are under tough scrutiny for "islamization",although they are still not a threat for the countries scrutinizing them i.e. UK and USA.
Antisemetic??? Nah...not me

1. Look for humor in the situation. Here's how to find the funny side of your situation. You can pretend you are making a TV sitcom. You can imagine difficult people as very small, wearing diapers, or clothing from a different era. You can make them very skinny or very fat.

2. Create a safe haven in your mind by thinking of a place in your life where you were happiest. Take a couple of minutes to visualize yourself in that happy place. When you are ready to return to reality you will have calmed down, and you will be able to think more rationally.

3. Choose a cassette tape of music that has a calming effect on you. Keep it with you so you can use it at a moment's notice.

4. Start your day on a positive. Listen to motivational audio tapes every morning. Read inspirational books, poems, and quotes.

5. Call a friend. Sometimes just getting things off your chest can relieve your anxiety. It is also helpful to join a support group for people with similar problems.

6. Focus on your major goal and do something to move it forward. You will feel a sense of accomplishment, and your stressful situation will occupy a smaller place in your life.

7. Do something that is fun. Having fun is how we recharge our battery. If stress has drained our energy, it is important to schedule activities that are fun for you so that you can recharge.

8. Spend time with nature. Take a walk in the park. Look at the trees swaying in the breeze. Watch the squirrels chase each other from tree to tree. Nature has its own way of putting things into perspective. Just by realizing that there is an innate intelligence in all living things can help you to let go and let nature do its part. If you are a religious person, turning to God can help you be at peace with any situation.

9. Change what you can control in the situation and accept the rest. For example, your stress may involve other people. You may have tried to talk about the situation with the other people involved, but nothing has changed. One thing you can control is how you respond to what others are doing. Study your situation and change one aspect of your own response to a more peaceful response.

10. You should ask yourself. "What is the worst thing that can happen, and could you handle it?" Just knowing that you can handle the worst possibility will lower your stress.

11. Take a class in meditation.

12. Do something physical. Either do some exercise, play a sport, or clean out your closets, weed your garden, rake the leaves, wash the windows, etc. When you do anything physical it reduces stress.

This is an exercise that can strengthen neural connections and even create new ones.

Switch the hand you are using to control the computer mouse. Use the hand you normally do NOT use.

What do you notice?

Is it harder to be precise and accurate with your motions?
Do you feel like you did when you were first learning to tie your shoelaces?

If you are feeling uncomfortable and awkward don’t worry, your brain is learning a new skill.

Try other neural building and strengthening exercises with everyday movements. Use your opposite hand to brush your teeth, dial the phone or operate the TV remote.

in a fascinating experiment, researchers at the Cleveland Clinic Foundation discovered that a muscle can be strengthened just by thinking about exercising it.

For 12 weeks (five minutes a day, five days per week) a team of 30 healthy young adults imagined either using the muscle of their little finger or of their elbow flexor. Dr. Vinoth Ranganathan and his team asked the participants to think as strongly as they could about moving the muscle being tested, to make the imaginary movement as real as they could.

Compared to a control group – that did no imaginary exercises and showed no strength gains – the little-finger group increased their pinky muscle strength by 35%. The other group increased elbow strength by 13.4%.

What's more, brain scans taken after the study showed greater and more focused activity in the prefrontal cortex than before. The researchers said strength gains were due to improvements in the brain's ability to signal muscle.3

Pay attention to your breathing. Is it slow and deep, or quick and shallow? Is your belly expanding and contracting, or is your chest doing all the work?

All of us leave our computers idle from time to time.In this time when we are not using them,these mechines can help fight cancer,and help some other valuable research.How?....read the following article and click on the links at the end.

With $1 million in philanthropic backing from industry giant Intel, some of the architects of the popular SETI@home distributed computing project set out today to enlist millions of PC owners in the search for cancer cures.

The project, dubbed the Intel Philanthropic Peer-to-Peer Program, enables individuals to download an application that will apply their PC's unused processing power to a key cancer problem.

"We hope to recruit 6 million users to download the software over the next year," says Pat Gelsinger, vice president and chief technical officer of the Intel Architecture Group in Beaverton, Oregon.

"At that number, their machines will have collective processing power equivalent to a 50-terraflop supercomputer running day and night," he says. "That's ten times bigger than the world's largest existing supercomputer assembled for less than one percent of the cost."

One terraflop equals a trillion floating-point computations per second.

The initiative is being managed by United Devices, an Austin, Texas-based distributed computing company. David Anderson, the firm's chief technology officer, is director of the SETI@Home project and was one of its architects while at the University of California at Berkeley.

http://www.vnunet.com/computeractive/features/2014089/grid?vnu_lt=vnu_art_related_articles

I witness many cases of road rage,almost every day.In almost all the incidents of road rage,i saw,men were the propagators.
The situation always goes bad when a man in a muscle car,is obstructed by a woman in a tiny puny Nissan Micra or Ford Fiesta type car.
Men have a very acute inflated ego problem.Me too is a man,but it is a truth that i can't deny.
We feel proud to be men,intentionally or unintentionally.This feeling of gencer pride is deep inside us.We manage to supress it,but i haven't met a man,who has killed this feeling.
Being a man is nothing to be ashamed of,but it can't be taken as a reason to be proud.
This male pride,makes us to confront women in every field of life.Intinctively we want to show that we are better than them.
As long as this competition is based on fair rules,such as hard work and devotion,nothing bad with it.But occasionally men feel so offended by women's simple success that we start doing stupid things.
I was reading a news about india,in which a group of women wore revealing dresses and wandered late night on streets of Delhi,the indian capital.The reason of this rather strange demonsteration,was to protest against a male concept there,that only men can wander late night and women should be at home.Thats what most men think there.If a woman is seen walking alone,late night,most of these women experience some unpleasant behaviour by some atupid man.Many concepts like this,make men to do things about women,that they should not do.
If a man's ego is hurt,mostly it is more painful to him than a physical injury.
I attended a course on crowd and conflict management.Most of the instructers were ex-policemen.Almost all of them,mentioned that one of the biggest motive behind the violent crimes men commit is ego boost.
I am from Pakistan.Currently living in england.
There in my home country,i live with a big family.My sisters,my aunts,my mother,my brothers,all of us live under the same roof.
I have a bicycle there.Whenever i feel offended by someone's behaviour,and i suspect that my ego is involved,i go out on my bicycle.I ride and ride,until i am tired.This gives me time to think and,if i am angry,my anger gets consumed on the bicycle.
I come back home with a big smile on my face,but sweating like a pig.
This is my way of controling myself.
However i feel that we men should think with our braind,not with our egos.If we can do this,we will be much better persons,and i am sure crimes will be down.
Donno,i am right or wrong?

Copy paste blogging

1. Little surprises

"Babe, I picked up a new pair of khakis for you" or "Sweetie, I got a babysitter for tonight so we can see a flick" definitely pleasant suprises. Besides getting a new pair of pants or a hot date out of the deal, we're reminded by a spontaneous gesture like this that you really dig us. It also relieves our deepest fear: that now that we're married, all the fun and surprises are over. Even cutting out a newspaper article on our favorite film director can get us all cooey-gooey.Men don't like cabbages.

2. Unexpected touches

It's the greatest thing: We pop out of the shower in the morning, and as you shuffle past us, you hit us with a peck on the back of the neck. While Folgers coffee is pretty darn good, your gentle peck is really the best part of waking up. Yes, it's true: The slightest touch from you can bring your man to his knees in mid-sentence. And men adore your tender touch in the bedroom as well. Because contrary to popular belief, guys aren't just looking for fast-track orgasmic maneuvers in the dark. They want, and need, hot drawn-out nights of passion just as much as you do.

What are some moves that are guaranteed to drive him wild? "Sometimes my wife kneels over me and lets her long, soft hair fall on my chest; then she slowly drags it all around my body," says Brown. "I could have gotten fired that day, my car could have been stolen, but when she does that, there is nothing on my mind but her."

3. Ego stroking

Know how pet trainers say you should pat your dog or cat on the head when they present you with a disgusting dead bird from the backyard? This is kind of the same thing: Guys often feel the need to be the Provider, the Man of the House, and whether we've succeeded in hanging a shelf or grilling a mean T-bone, we're in heaven when you give us that "you did a great job" peck on the cheek. "More than anything, your man wants to feel as if he's your hero," says Copeland. "He wants to feel like an excellent provider and protector.

4. Veg time

You're both home from work. You're telling him about your day, and he's barely grunting responses as he deals his 15th game of solitaire on the computer. What's going on here? Is he ignoring you because he's a self-absorbed, uncaring bastard? Not exactly: "The number one thing women don't understand about men is that sometimes they need time to space out," says Copeland. "That's just the way he's wired. It doesn't mean that your guy doesn't want to spend time with you; it simply means he needs a few minutes to recharge." Ask Andrew Coppa, 33, who owns a photography studio: "My job is fast-paced, so I need 15 minutes or so to decompress when I come home. If my wife tries to talk to me right away, it's as if my brain is so fried that it can't take in additional information. Once I zone out in front of the TV or eat a snack, then I'm revived and ready to converse like a real human."

5. Fashion policing

Why do we want to wear our favorite 10-year-old T-shirt out tonight? Because we think it's cool and irreverent. Little do we realize that it makes us look like crap. As much as we hate to admit it, we desperately need your fashion help. And we're supergrateful when you give us a clue without sounding like Mom

6. Ogling

No matter how big it may have gotten in the past few years, we desperately hope to catch you checking out our ass. So do your guy a huge favor and treat him like a piece of meat more often. Look him up and down, whistle as he walks by, make purring noises when he rolls out of bed — anything. Think of it as our favorite form of flattery.

7. You dressing sexy (but not just in bed)

Your guy thinks you are the sexiest, most beautiful woman on the planet, and he likes to see you show a little skin. That doesn't mean your man wants you in ultratight minis all the time. When you flash just a hint of skin, it can be even more exciting. "Showing your neck by wearing your hair up, your shoulders in a loose blouse or your calves in a skirt with a slit can drive men wild," says Mitchell Tepper, Ph.D., president of Sexualhealth.com. "These are all very erotic areas, and glimpses of them will start a guy's fire simmering." And don't even get us started on the power of stilettos and black fishnet stockings!

8. You laughing (with us and even at us)

There is only one thing guys dread more than losing their hair: losing their sense of humor. Without it we are, well, our dads. Nothing makes us happier than when you help us remember that life isn't just about making the mortgage payments and picking up the car at the shop. As you probably know, men relate to their male friends with a never-ending series of one-liners from such groundbreaking films as Caddyshack and Bachelor Party. But why should that fun be limited to our guy friends? We love to laugh and goof around with you, our best friend, just as much. Even when you do something as simple as call to share a funny inside joke or forward a hilarious email, it can make us inexplicably happy.

Last month i was attacked by four teenagers,when i was approaching my car in a parking area.They couldn't catch me,as i ran away ..But they badly damaged my car.Their motive was unknown,atleast to me.It was horrible,watching my 150£ car being kicked and punched by them.I am still driving the same car.
I have athird party insurance cover,so i can't get it repaired.....Here is my "Google search" on the UK teen criminals.
Astonishing figures released by the Home Office suggest that 25% of teenage boys aged between 14 and 17 are 'serious or prolific offenders'. The figures are the result of the government's Crime and Justice survey of households in England and Wales which found evidence of 1.7 million active teenage offenders.
In order to qualify as an 'offender' respondents to the survey had to admit to having carried out 6 minor offences which could include failing to pay a bus fare, or one serious offence from a list which included assault, drug dealing and theft.
Girls fared slightly better in the survey - with 13% of teenage girls falling into a similar criminal classification.
An even more alarming fact is that a quarter of all known offenders in this county are under 18 years."
The government's community punishment programme to tackle the most hardcore teenage criminals has a failure rate of 91%, it was revealed.
The Youth Justice Board, which runs the intensive supervision and surveillance programme, admitted yesterday that the reconviction rate was "very high".Last year's figures were bad, but this year's figures are worse. More than nine out of 10 reoffending.

A DIM-WITTED diamond bandit was caught red-handed - when he tried to sell a stolen £8,000 sparkler back to the same jeweller.

The two-carat ring was stolen from DD Jewellers, in Birmingham city centre, yesterday at about 10am by a scruffy gem crook who posed as a rich customer.

An hour later, a man matching his description walked into the jeweller's sister store in Sparkhill with a woman to try and sell the same ring back to them. But the eagle-eyed member of staff spotted the exclusive piece of jewellery and tricked the crook into waiting while police were called.

He was left dumbfounded when police arrived at the store in Stratford Road minutes later to arrest him on suspicion of handling stolen goods. "Why he just didn't choose another jeweller in the high street, Heaven only knows," said a spokesman for the firm.

"We were so lucky he happened to walk into the store here. Because it was quite an exclusive ring and our member of staff picked it up straight away.

Call me a preacher or what ever you like,but i do find this interesting that how come,a man who spent most of his life herding goats knew so much,1400 years ago..

In quran

(chapter.27:verse.88)
"You see the mountains and think they are firmly fixed. But they pass away just as the clouds pass away. Such is the artistry of Allah, Who disposes of all things in perfect order" .

Plate techtonics,isn't it?

(chapter.24: verse.45)
And Allah has created every animal from water. Of them there are some that creep on their bellies, some that walk on two legs, and some that walk on four..."

Doesn't it tell the story of evolution?

In quran chapter 21, verse 30
Do not the Unbelievers see that the heavens and the earth were joined together, then We clove them
asunder and We got every living thing out of the water. Will they not then believe?"

Today the scientists agree that all the universe and the earth were made from the same matter.
The life on earth,originated under water,as said in the quran.

--chapter 21, verse 33:
"(God is) the One Who created the night,and day, the sun and the moon. Each one is travelling in an orbit with its own motion."

--chapter 36, verse 40:
"The sun must not catch up the moon, nor does the night outstrip the day. Each one is travelling in an orbit with its own motion."

All the planets do revolve in their orbits,as said in the quran,don't they?

(chapte.23: verse.12-14).
"Man We did create from a quintessence of clay. Then we placed him as a drop of sperm in a place of rest, firmly fixed. Then We made the sperm into a clot of congealed blood. Then out of that clot We made a fetus lump. Then We made out of that lump bones, and clothed the bones with flesh. Then We developed out of it another creature. So blessed be Allah, the Best to create!"

There are many more verses in quran,which can't be denied,and have all their proofs in the modern science.I can't write all in this blog.It will be too lengthy.

Zionist groupings like the ADL, AIPAC and the Israeli government regularly regale Jews and non-Jews alike with fantastical claims that "anti-Semitism is on the rise" and that all Jews must quickly flee to the 'safety' of Israel. These groups never waste an opportunity to remind those of Jewish faith that they can never rest easy among non-Jews, going so far as to assert that "hatred of Jews simply because they are Jews" may actually be an unconscious genetic trait of non-Jewish people.

I don't know about you, but I am somewhat unnerved by the idea that Zionist leaders claim to know my mind better than me. Personally, the idea that anyone would hate a person or group simply because "they are who they are" is a ridiculous contention, which would seem to explain why Zionist leaders must resort to an equally outlandish explanation of how such a situation could possibly come about.

From the founding of Judaism, the small group of people that were coerced to adhere to its heavily edited hardnosed teachings (as described in the all-too earthly Torah and Talmud) were destined (by way of the self-fulfilling prophecies of their leaders) to be a people apart and persecuted. Of course, there was no natural or divine law that could effect such a schism, so one had to be created (hence the separationist and persecutionist teachings of Talmud and the Torah).

Indeed, the term anti-semitism as applied to Jews is entirely inappropriate given that most modern-day Jews are originally of Khazarian stock and therefore Caucasian (literally) rather than Semitic origins. The claim (which has crept into dictionaries) that someone is Semitic because they speak a Semitic language (like Hebrew) is as nonsensical as saying an English-speaking African American is Anglosaxon. The term anti-Semitism therefore has been hijacked by Zionist leaders and forcibly re-defined as meaning a "hatred of Jews" when it cannot possibly be interpreted in such a way by any logical reasoning. The real reason for this radical redefinition is quite apparent: Zionist leaders wish to associate criticism of Zionist policies with a virtually non-existent "hatred of Jewish people because they are Jewish" and at the same time, by way of this same unfounded fearmongering, swell the population of the state of Israel with loyal Jewish subjects. To do so, they need a rallying cry, and anti-Semitism is it.

A recent example of the opportunistic and far-fetched nature of Zionist claims of a rise in anti-Semitism is provided by the reaction of the ADL to British comedian Sasha Baron Cohen and his satirical Khazak character "Borat".

Make them worried and they will do as you say.
This is the current theme of major world businesses,and powers to fulfil their desires.

Make them afraid of non-existing missile threat,and they will buy your missile defence system.

Make them afraid of being wiped out of earth;s surface by islamic suicide bombers,and they won't look into your failed financial and social welfare policies.

Make them afraid of saddam's non existing chemical and nuclear weapons,and they will buy all your weapons for their armies.

Make them hate the major oil producing arab countries,and they will buy oil from places of your choice.

Tell them that certain countries are death traps for western tourists and they will go on holidays to places of your choice,and airlines of your choice.

Divert all their anger towards a specific foreign minority in your country,and they will kick them,hate them,divide and rule.

Step by step,replace anti semitism with anti muslimism,and islamophobia.No body will hate you.Every body will hate them.

Some genius is behind all this,and he she or they are getting richer every second.
http://www.antiwar.com/hacohen/h092903.html

If you are a drinker and are looking for reasons!!!!
I give you some
1. Your girlfriend/boyfriend left you
This is the best reason to drink. The only way to get over having your heart ripped out and torn to pieces then set on fire and left in an alley is to drown yourself in alcoholic beverages until you forget your own name, let alone what your now ex girlfriend told you two days ago. This also works if a buddy’s girlfriend leaves him.

2. It is Tuesday
This is the second best reason to drink. Any other weekday can be inserted. It is a statement declaring that you will not conform to society’s unfounded rules of only drinking on the weekends. Be your own person. Don’t be a sheep.

3. Someone dies
It could be a friend, celebrity, or just some random historical figure. Anytime anyone who is not with us anymore is even mentioned, a drink is called for. Your friend has to do a report on Napoleon? Tip a few domestics to the old dead French fuck.

4. A sports team somewhere wins something
Every day of the year, a sporting event happens and one team wins and some guys somewhere get drunk in triumph. Some other guys get drunk in defeat. Choose whichever side has the hottest women.

5. It is free
If a man offers you an alcoholic beverage without asking for compensation and you do not accept, you are a right foul git. Even if you don’t drink it all it is good manners to accept. If you are a girl and you are not going to sleep with him, drink it because you know you were going to anyways.

6. It is hot/cold/snowing/raining/nice outside
If it is cold, you will need a whiskey to warm up with. If it is hot, you will need a beer to cool off with. If it is nice, you will need both to enjoy the weather. This covers the entire spectrum of outdoor conditions.

7. You haven’t seen a friend since last week
It could be a week, years, or even a few hours. Just the fact that someone was gone and they came back is reason enough to get drunk as all shit and reminisce on the old days, even if that was only this morning.

8. It is past noon
Only an alcoholic drinks before noon unless he is still up from the night before. Even guys who drink all day tend to wait until at least after 12. Biff Tannen was the lone exception because sometimes he had to do his killing before breakfast.

9. Because beer commercials do come true
“But zero, they never happen to me…” That’s because you’re drinking Bud Light. Try something that doesn’t taste like water.

Somebody tagged me stupid.I searched it in profile tags.There are only 5 stupids in blogland.
Somebody tagged me idiot,and there are only 15 idiots in the whole wide blogland.
They made me unique,come on taggers....

On both sides of the Atlantic, the politicians are using this technique to cover up their faults, and divert public attention.
When ever they are in some sort of political trouble, they start picking on Muslims, and Muslim life style, and guess what, it always works.
George bush has been doing it for long time now.
The current unpopularity of labour government in the UK ,prompted jack straw to do the same.
He is keen to see the faces of Muslim women, even when they don't want to show him..
At the turn of the century,when many african countries were under europe's colonial rule,some thing strange happenned.
Missionaries from european nations,made the muslims of africa to beleive that there are no more muslims in the world,and so they should convert to chriatianity.Traditionaly and due to their ex-religion,islam,the african women,even when converted to christianity,still covered their bodies.
Now these preachers came upwith a new tachtic to undress them.They told them the woman's breast needs to be exposed to sunshine,and fresh air,or they risk cancer.
The ex-muslim,african women beleived them again,and undressed themselves,and these missionaries could enjoy the sight of their half naked breasts.
I suspect something simillar to happen here in the UK.They want to see more female flesh.Give it any name,call it integration,call it being moderate.It is all about undressing women.

Product Warnings:

"Do not use if you cannot see clearly to read the information in the information booklet." -- In the information booklet.

"Caution: The contents of this bottle should not be fed to fish." -- On a bottle of shampoo for dogs.

"For external use only!" -- On a curling iron.

"Warning: This product can burn eyes." -- On a curling iron.

"Do not use in shower." -- On a hair dryer.

"Do not use while sleeping." -- On a hair dryer.

"Do not use while sleeping or unconscious." -- On a hand-held massaging device.

"Do not place this product into any electronic equipment." -- On the case of a chocolate CD in a gift basket.

"Recycled flush water unsafe for drinking." -- On a toilet at a public sports facility in Ann Arbor, Michigan.

"Shin pads cannot protect any part of the body they do not cover." -- On a pair of shin guards made for bicyclists.

"This product not intended for use as a dental drill." -- On an electric rotary tool.

"Caution: Do not spray in eyes." -- On a container of underarm deodorant.

"Do not drive with sunshield in place." -- On a cardboard sunshield that keeps the sun off the dashboard.

"Caution: This is not a safety protective device." -- On a plastic toy helmet used as a container for popcorn.

"Do not use near fire, flame, or sparks." -- On an "Aim-n-Flame" fireplace lighter.

"Battery may explore or leak." -- On a battery. See a scanned image.

"Do not eat toner." -- On a toner cartridge for a laser printer.

"Not intended for highway use." -- On a 13-inch wheel on a wheelbarrow.

"This product is not to be used in bathrooms." -- On a Holmes bathroom heater.

"May irritate eyes." -- On a can of self-defense pepper spray.

"Eating rocks may lead to broken teeth." -- On a novelty rock garden set called "Popcorn Rock."

"Caution! Contents hot!" -- On a Domino's Pizza box.

"Caution: Hot beverages are hot!" -- On a coffee cup.

"Warning: May contain small parts." -- On a frisbee.

"Do not use orally." -- On a toilet bowl cleaning brush.

"Please keep out of children." -- On a butcher knife.

"Not suitable for children aged 36 months or less." -- On a birthday card for a 1 year old.

"Do not recharge, put in backwards, or use." -- On a battery.

"Warning: Do not use on eyes." -- In the manual for a heated seat cushion.

"Do not look into laser with remaining eye." -- On a laser pointer.

"Do not use for drying pets." -- In the manual for a microwave oven.

"For use on animals only." -- On an electric cattle prod.

"For use by trained personnel only." -- On a can of air freshener.

"Keep out of reach of children and teenagers." -- On a can of air freshener.

"Remember, objects in the mirror are actually behind you." -- On a motorcycle helmet-mounted rear-view mirror.

"Warning: Riders of personal watercraft may suffer injury due to the forceful injection of water into body cavities either by falling into the water or while mounting the craft." -- In the manual for a jetski.

"Warning: Do not climb inside this bag and zip it up. Doing so will cause injury and death." -- A label inside a protective bag (for fragile objects), which measures 15cm by 15cm by 12cm.

"Do not use as ear plugs." -- On a package of silly putty.

"Please store in the cold section of the refrigerator." -- On a bag of fresh grapes in Australia.

"Warning: knives are sharp!" -- On the packaging of a sharpening stone.

"Not for weight control." -- On a pack of Breath Savers.

"Twist top off with hands. Throw top away. Do not put top in mouth." -- On the label of a bottled drink.

"Theft of this container is a crime." -- On a milk crate.

"Do not use intimately." -- On a tube of deodorant.

"Warning: has been found to cause cancer in laboratory mice." -- On a box of rat poison.

"Fragile. Do not drop." -- Posted on a Boeing 757.

"Cannot be made non-poisonous." -- On the back of a can of de-icing windshield fluid.

"Caution: Remove infant before folding for storage." -- On a portable stroller.

"Excessive dust may be irritating to shin and eyes." -- On a tube of agarose powder, used to make gels.

"Look before driving." -- On the dash board of a mail truck.

"Do not iron clothes on body." -- On packaging for a Rowenta iron.

"Do not drive car or operate machinery." -- On Boot's children's cough medicine.

"For indoor or outdoor use only." -- On a string of Christmas lights.

"Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." -- On a child sized Superman costume.

"This door is alarmed from 7:00pm - 7:00am." -- On a hospital's outside access door.

"Beware! To touch these wires is instant death. Anyone found doing so will be prosecuted." -- On a sign at a railroad station.

"Warning: do not use if you have prostate problems." -- On a box of Midol PMS relief tablets.

"Product will be hot after heating." -- On a supermarket dessert box.

"Do not turn upside down." -- On the bottom of a supermarket dessert box.

"Do not light in face. Do not expose to flame." -- On a lighter.

"Choking hazard: This toy is a small ball." -- On the label for a cheap rubber ball toy.

"Not for human consumption." -- On a package of dice.

"May be harmful if swallowed." -- On a shipment of hammers.

"Using Ingenio cookware to destroy your old pots may void your warranty." -- A printed message that appears in a television advertisement when the presenter demonstrates how strong the cookware is by using it to beat up and destroy a regular frying pan.

"Do not attempt to stop the blade with your hand." -- In the manual for a Swedish chainsaw.

"Do not dangle the mouse by its cable or throw the mouse at co-workers." -- From a manual for an SGI computer.

"Warning: May contain nuts." -- On a package of peanuts.

"Do not eat." -- On a slip of paper in a stereo box, referring to the styrofoam packing.

"Do not eat if seal is missing." -- On said seal.

"Remove occupants from the stroller before folding it."

"Access hole only -- not intended for use in lifting box." -- On the sides of a shipping carton, just above cut-out openings which one would assume were handholds.

"Warning: May cause drowsiness." -- On a bottle of Nytol, a brand of sleeping pills.

"Warning: Misuse may cause injury or death." -- Stamped on the metal barrel of a .22 calibre rifle.

"Do not use orally after using rectally." -- In the instructions for an electric thermometer.

"Turn off motor before using this product." -- On the packaging for a chain saw file, used to sharpen the cutting teeth on the chain.

"Not to be used as a personal flotation device." -- On a 6x10 inch inflatable picture frame.

"Do not put in mouth." -- On a box of bottle rockets.

"Remove plastic before eating." -- On the wrapper of a Fruit Roll-Up snack.

"Not dishwasher safe." -- On a remote control for a TV.

"For lifting purposes only." -- On the box for a car jack.

"Do not put lit candles on phone." -- On the instructions for a cordless phone.

"Warning! This is not underwear! Do not attempt to put in pants." -- On the packaging for a wristwatch.

Mwahahahaha

Some reasons,most women give........
"I hurt all the time because I feel alone and abandoned."
"My husband is no longer my friend."

"The only time he pays attention to me is when he wants sex."

"He is never there for me when I need him the most."

"When he hurts my feelings he doesn't apologize."

"He lives his life as if we weren't married; he rarely considers me."

"We're like ships passing in the night, he goes his way and I go mine."

"My husband has become a stranger to me, I don't even know who he is anymore."

"He doesn't show any interest in me or what I do."

There are many reasons why women stay with violent partners, and each case is unique and should be viewed individually. However, there are some underlying beliefs that make women stay, there is the overall stigma and embarrassment attached to these relationships with common ignorant beliefs such as she must have deserved it, she must like it or she would leave, or it is a private matter between husband and wife. The most effective form of abuse is thought to be emotional, which is why men use not only physical violence but a combination of mental, verbal, economic and sexual abuse to control women. They gradually wear the woman down, creating total fear and dependence and a lack of self-belief and confidence in themselves and anyone else around them. Outwardly the couple may appear happy and "normal", as these men are often charming and deceptive, so there would be the issue of disbelief and scandal.
It is extremely difficult for someone who has not experienced this kind of treatment to understand how it affects women and why they stay, but there are some common factors that we will cover here. Firstly the woman has memories of a loving partner and believes that he will change and become the person she once knew. He makes excuses for his violence that the woman comes to believe, such as it is due to stress or that it is her fault he behaves this way and she shouldn't have done this or that to provoke him. Also there is the notion of better the devil you know, or the children love him and would miss him, or refuse to leave.

Men have several methods of controlling women and preventing them from talking about what is happening or seeking help. Children are regularly used to ensure women stay by either threats of violence and abuse towards them or by women having the misled belief that their children will be taken from them by agencies such as social services if they make the violence known. Whilst it is true that social services would wish to remove the children from that environment, they would prefer to keep the mother and children together reducing the risk of further stress to either party. We must remember that in over 90% of cases of Domestic Violence the children are present or in a room next door and there are very strong links between domestic violence and child abuse, (Messages From Research, 1995).

Men frequently control and lessen the woman's freedom by running all economic aspects of the relationship i.e. running the home, shopping etc. creating financial dependence. If the woman were given an allowance, she would have to account for every penny spent, preventing the opportunity to save enough money to attempt to leave. It also creates a fear of leaving as it presents huge problems when thinking of feeding and housing herself or her children and often would mean leaving all or most of their possessions. Many women do not know their rights or what help is available to them, so do not have the know how to leave immediately. This in turn creates an isolation, which is compounded by the abuser when he makes threats, particularly to other family members and friends, which are effective because the woman knows exactly what he is capable of. This results in her belief that she cannot turn to them to provide a safe place to stay for fear of placing them in great danger.

In addition, consideration must be given to those women who cannot or have not been allowed to learn the English language or who have religious or cultural reasons for staying in a violent relationship. They may believe that the violence is "normal", or believe that to leave would bring dishonor to the family, consequently resulting in the woman being ostracised, not only by family but by her community as well. This may also mean that the woman would lose her immigration status, and would have to leave or fight to stay, which of course would mean she had no recourse to public funds and could not work, so would struggle to support herself, let alone a family. Also if there are language barriers she hasn't been told what her rights are and what agencies could help her, in fact the abuser usually instills a fear of professional services in the woman.

Changes in attitude around Domestic Violence are slow, and there are still difficulties within the judiciary and police systems, which creates a fear of reporting this crime and a disbelief in justice being served. The following quotes are extreme examples of these negative attitudes:

· Summing up in a rape trial, Judge Raymond Dodd said: "When women say no, they don't always mean no. Men can't turn their emotions on and off like a tap as some women do".

· Before releasing on probation a man who admitted repeated sexual assaults on his 12 year old stepdaughter, Judge Sir Harold Cassel said: "A pregnant wife's lack of sexual appetite leads to considerable problems for healthy young husbands".

It is important to note there are many reasons why a woman stays with a violent man and this explanation is not exhaustive, it merely gives a snap shot of the more common reasons.

I worked in a factory last year for about 4 months.I left it in may 2005.
Last week i was free,and called an employment agency and asked them for a day's job.Sice i am a money grabber,i am registered with many agencies.
They sent me to the same factory where i worked.
There were 80 workers there when i was working there.Many had left but many were still there.Two women i always had a laugh with,instantly recognised me.One of them is 6 feet tall and four times my girth.She hugged me so hard that i almost sunk in her body.It was a bone crushing experience for me.But i am glad nobody forgot me there.All of them met me and greeted me.
Then i touched her C-Spot...you don't know abou a woman's c-spot?
I tell you...it is a part of a woman's body,if you touch her there she will chuckle..you don't even have to joke with her.Her c-spot was her shoulder.I touched her there firmly and she chuckled.
Try it
New discovery ... isn't it?

When a girl smiles she is considered cute, when a boy smiles he is flirting. when a girl licks her lips she is thirsty, When boy licks he is still flirting. When a girl falls down she is helped by so many people But if a boy falls everybody laughs. STILL PEOPLE SAY THIS IS MEN’s WORLD

The estimated explosive power of the second world war was equivalent to just 3 megatons of dinamite.
The meteorite that killed all the dinasaurs,had an explosive power of 10,000 megatons on impact,however this figure is controvercial.
The estimated nuclear arsenel of the world,in 1980 was 18,000 megatons.
The tsar bomb of soviet union,was the world's larget nuclear device,ever detonated.Initially,it had to be 100 megaton nuke,later it was reduced to 50 megatons.
Have a look.....They even nuke London in this video.

I thought i will be able to keep myself away from blogging until the end of Ramadan,but naaaah.
Here i am back to my blog on ly after 6 days
Well after all,this blogging can't be considered as a waist if time.It is not.
I spent the last six days,exploring the world,more than 6 feet away from my computer
About a month ago,i called my ISP,that is AOL,to upgrade my internet connection,and they said thet they will do it in 15 days and will send me a free wireless router.They disconnected my internet connection about 4 days ago.
I pay them by direct debit,there was no reason of disconnection.I rang them up and they said that there may be some error,and that they will reconnect me in 14 days.They can't reconnect a DSL line any quicker.
I told them to leave it as it is,and i applied for Tiscali broadband,which is cheaper.
I will re-enter the net-world on 13th of october,with my new broadband connection.Right now i am blogging from my work place.
Will binge blog after 13th of october..Until then,i have to settle down on occasional blogging.

The origins of gayism dates back to between 2200 BC to 3200 BC.
The cities of "SODOM & GOMORRAH" were the places where this way of life originated.They were the inventors of this form of sexuality and social structure.
My source of information is quran,but same thing is written in bible and torah,and these cities have been discovered by archaeologists.The research carried out,confirms the chain of events described in quran,also mentioned in bible and torah.
The approximate location of these gay cities is around the dead sea,in Jordan.Part of the cities are submersed.
The internet can be searched wih the key words "SODOM & GOMORRAH" , for further reading.
The quran says that these people were warned by then prophet "Loot".
Then one day in the early morning,they were taken over by the "cry".
They were shpwered by boulders,pebbles and baked ash.Their city was turned upside down,and covered by layer upon layer of ash.
The quranic verses describe a very large volcanic eruptin and earth quake.
Evidence of this catastrophy still exists.
There is a 190 miles crack in the earth's crust,starting from the Dead sea,through the redsea and ending in Africa.
The city of pompei in AD 79,was also a predomonantly gay city.It was consumed by the eruption of Mount vesuvius.It was near the present day italian city of Naples.