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  • US Airforce warns Russia on nuclear bombers in Cuba

    WASHINGTON: Russia would cross "a red line for the United States of America" if it were to base nuclear capable bombers in Cuba, a top US air force officer warned on Tuesday.

    "If they did I think we should stand strong and indicate that is something that crosses a threshold, crosses a red line for the United States of America," said General Norton Schwartz, nominated to be the air force's chief of staff.

    He was referring to a report in a newspaper that said the Russian military is thinking of flying long-range bombers to Cuba on a regular basis in response to US plans to install missile defenses in eastern Europe.

    A White House spokeswoman declined to comment on the report because there had been no "official response from the Russian government."

    Are we reliving the cuban missile crisis?

  • what am i gona do?

    Right now the temperature in Preston is 24 degree C,and i am boiling.I have taken shower twice in the last 6 hours or so.
    Back home is Pakistan,24 degrees centigrade is pleasant temperature.Day time temperature soars up to 40 C,and i still go out.
    I think the mild weather in this country is spoiling me :)

  • Kung Fu Panda

    Tai lung in Kung fu Panda.The dangerous rebel warrior.
    tai lung

    Real humans in Guantanamo bay,with no supernatural powers or even credible evidence of being dangerous.
    pow1

    Unfortnately,i find this comparison very logical but funny :))

  • gawd bless george boosh

    :))



  • Ebay wins court battle

    And i am happy about it. :)
    http://edition.cnn.com/2008/TECH/biztech/07/14/ebay.tiffany.ap/index.html

  • Islam subway ads

    Ads promoting Islam are to be placed on New York subway cars in September.
    The campaign is to feature ads on 1,000 of the subway system's roughly 6,200 cars. The main sponsor is a grass-roots organization, Islamic Circle of North America.

    The ads, simple black-and-white panels, will feature key words or phrases about Islam on one side of the panel such as "Head Scarf?" or "Prophet Muhammad?" and the words "You deserve to know" along with the Web site address WhyIslam.org on the other side.The idea is to evoke certain thoughts in the mindset of the person who is looking at the ads and get them to a point where they can reflect upon certain words that one could define as hot words or keywords that get thrown around a lot but are not necessarily defined in the most proper context," said New York University's Imam Khalid Latif, a cleric who is promoting the project in a YouTube video created by the Islamic Circle.

    Not a good idea,in my opinion it won't do much good,or any good.

  • Somebody out there

    Some body out there is really concerned about the size of my tool.I am being spammed to death with advertisement emails about enlargement pills :))

  • George's Pakistan

    George Ka Pakistan(George's Pakistani) is a Pakistani reality show broadcast on Geo TV in 2005. The show revolves around George Fulton, a British journalist who has three months to become a Pakistani. The show is considered one of South Asia's first original reality TV shows.

    And it was so funny.

  • Another animation

    All by myself :)

    wind

  • The big bang and the big crunch

    Yes i have read a lot about it in media.I am a reader of the Quran and to most it is a book that preaches "Jihad",suppression of women and thats it.
    I never ever go for justifying my beliefs by judging them according to science.The reason is that the accepted theories are based on a set of experiments and hypothesis,and that stands good until someone with a higher intellect proves it to be wrong.Scientific theories tend to be accepted and then rejected because someone had a better explanation of the phenomenon.If i base my beliefs on science,tomorrow i may feel like a stupid because all my life i had been believing on something wrong? and i don't want that.
    But science cannot be rejected all together.So i found some interesting stuff in Quran about the big bang theory.

    "Do not the Unbelievers see that the heavens and the earth were joined together (as one unit of creation), before we clove them asunder? We made from water every living thing. Will they not then believe?21:30

    Then there will be the end,and all the universe will collapse into one single entity.The point from where it all started.

    I don't know about tomorrow but today the scientists almost unanimously say that the universe started from one point mass,that exploded into the universe.

    And it is We Who have constructed the heaven with might, and verily, it is We Who are steadily expanding it.
    51:47

    And since it was a big bang the universe is still expanding.

    That Day We will fold up heaven like folding up the pages of a book. As We originated the first creation so We will regenerate it. It is a promise binding on Us. That is what We will do.21:104

    They do not measure Allah with His true measure. The whole earth will be a mere handful for Him on the Day of Rising the heavens folded up in His right hand. Glory be to Him! He is exalted above the partners they ascribe!9:67

    The universe will collapse back to the point mass from where it all started.

  • Preaching

    I have been to brothels,and i have been to mosques.I am never proud of my sins,and i try to accept my fault when it is my fault.
    Sometimes i think that i am living a life of hypocracy,saying something else and doing something else.
    These days tides have turned.Go back 100 years,and there was almost no concept of living without a religion.Now being a religious person is a taboo in most societies and you are teased,taunted,and your beliefs are disgraced by people.
    It's not just the so called non-believers,but it's the "marginal believers" who are often the worst bullies (pardon my words here).
    The reason they are so harsh at times is that they try to justify their wrong doings by bending religious beliefs,and giving strange arguments.
    Religion and logic does not always match.Religion is a set of rules.Logic is an argument which our mind easily accepts,based on our life experiences,or on some other set of arguments.
    I believe there is a God who created everything,and this sounds both acceptable and logical to me.But logic can be a load of crap for some other person.
    If a person says they don't believe in any God or don't want a religion,that is fair enough.
    But if a person believes in a religion,and then they do bad things,then drag religion to justify their wrong doings,that is where the trouble starts.

  • China is a super power

    But in my experience,door is not a part of public bath rooms,and thats why i never used any when i was there.

  • The toilet seat incident

    Charlie's wife, Lucy, had been after him for several weeks to paint the seat on their commode. Finally, he got around to doing it while Lucy was out. He left to take care of another matter before she returned. She came in and undressed to take a shower. Before getting in the shower, she sat on the commode. As she tried to stand up, she realized that the not-quite-dry epoxy paint had glued her to the commode seat. About that time, Charlie got home and realized her predicament.

    They both pushed and pulled without any success whatsoever. Finally, In desperation, Charlie undid the commode seat bolts. Lucy wrapped a sheet around herself and Charlie drove her to the Hospital Emergency Room. The ER Doctor got her into a position where he could study how to free her. Lucy tried to lighten the embarrassment of it all by saying "Well, Doctor, I'll bet you've never seen anything like this before". The Doctor replied "Actually, I've seen a lot of them. I just never saw one FRAMED before.
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  • Womenish,but true

    I never wee while standing,and thats why i have never used a urinal in my life :>>
    I sit down,and always wash,instead of using a bog role.
    Ok thats too much info :>>

  • whats next

    BAE systems invented a missile defense system for "Passenger planes" .Its a thingy that detects incoming missiles and then emits laser to deflect them.
    Whats next? A bomb proof outfit with parachute for every airline passenger?
    The turban head mule riders are that powerful?

  • Rescent history

    The Chagos Archipelago is a group of seven atolls comprising more than 60 individual tropical islands roughly in the centre of the Indian Ocean.

    The Chagos lies about 500 km (300 miles) due south of the Maldives, its nearest neighbour, 1600 km (1000 miles) southwest of India, half way between Tanzania and Java.
    Chagossians (also known as Ilois and Chagos Islanders) are a group of Creole-speaking people. They are mostly of African origin, namely from Madagascar, Mozambique and people from other African nations who were in Ile de France (Mauritius) at the time of the settlement, but there is a significant proportion of South Indian descent in the genetic pool of the Chagossians as well.

    The Chagossians inhabited the islands of Diego Garcia, Peros Banhos and Salomon Islands, but they also had settled in other parts of the Chagos Archipelago, like Egmont Islands and Eagle Islands, at a certain time. Their native language is Chagossian Creole, currently spoken by their descendants in Mauritius and the Seychelles. It is part of the Bourbonnais Creole family.

    The very first Chagossians were brought to the Archipelago as slaves from Mauritius by the French in 1776. Others arrived as fishermen, farmers, and coconut plantation workers during the 19th century.

    In 1965, as part of a deal to grant Mauritian independence, the Chagos Archipelago was split off from the Colony and came to form the British Indian Ocean Territory. The territory's new constitution was set out in a statutory instrument imposed unilaterally without any referendum or consultation with the Chagossians, and envisaged no democratic institutions. The constitution prohibited anyone from residing in the islands without a permit.

    In the following years from 1967 and 1973, the Chagossians, then numbering some 2000 people, were expelled by the British government, first to the island of Peros Banhos, 100 miles away from their homeland, and then, in 1973, to Mauritius (For the relationship between the Chagos Archipelago and Mauritius, see Chagos Archipelago). Their forced (and, according to some authorities, illegal) expulsion and dispossession was for the purpose of establishing a United States air and naval base on Diego Garcia, where a small contingent of UK military personnel are stationed as well.

  • Fuk off microsoft

    Reticently i tried to sell one CD of Microsoft office on ebay.It was original with all the relevant Microsoft documentation,but since Microsoft has spies on the ebay.Somebody posing as a potential buyer asked me questions about the item,and i replied.But withing 6 hours ebay told me that Microsoft has told them that i am selling a pirated software on ebay,and they have to remove my listings.
    I have already paid microsoft for what they sold me,and now this thing is my property,and i should be able to do whatever i want with it.

    "they are watching me"

    14072008148

  • Not again

    According to the news from back home,allied troops have amassed on the borders of Afghanistan and Pakistan,along with their choppers,tanks and other military hardware.People living on the Pak-Afghan border have started evacuating the area .
    US fighter jets have been spotted flying on the border areas of Pakistan.
    I am not too sure,but if they enter Pakistani territory like that,Pakistan may retaliate,and this can lead to a new war in the region.
    Thank you uncle sam.

  • Iran is dangerous,lets hide

    USA is still sitting on top of about 4000 nuclear weapons,and if Iran wants to make just one,they are Evil.
    Even if Iran makes a nuclear weapon,it may not have the explosive power of a few kilo tons.About 300 American Nukes have over 25 mega tons each, of yield capacity.
    One air blast,of one such device will send poor ahmadinejad straight to the heavens(or hell).
    Then there is the question of trust,some might say that USA can be more trust worthy than Iran,when weapons are concerned.I don't think so.
    Who has more blood on their hands? The answer is simple.Only in the last 50 years as a direct result of American military activities millions have lost their lives.Iran has not done anything like this.
    I am not a fan/opponent of Iran or USA,but i am a fan of balance of power,and fair play.
    Exaggeration,and scare tactics are good to control people.Plus all this noise masks the real mistakes of the rulers.An almost destroyed economy,and spending tax payer's money on unnecessary weapons can all be justified by showing the ant under a giant magnifying glass.

  • Thematic news

    I always read news whatever way i can.Couple of years back,i used to read news papers,but now there are so many news website that i prefer saving money and read online.
    These days all news is either about terrorism in Muslim countries,or about the steps the rest of the world is taking to confront it.
    I am so bored now that i read Technology news only.Lets see how long this theme of news reporting continues and how long the public interest stays with it.

  • Guess where i have been?

    Yesterday,while driving back home on the M6,i stopped at a motorway service.
    Nature called and i had to visit the toilet.Went inside,did the "business" and while i was washing my hands,a lady walked in,and gave me a very disgusting look before entering the toilet cubical.
    I wondered why they had hired lady cleaners for men's toilets.
    The penny dropped when i noticed the tampon vending machine near the exit,i was in the women's toilet :>>

  • Whats the age of this log?

    Can somebody tell me the age of this wooden log? It's easy :)
    11082008098

  • Barbed wires and flowers

    10072008097

    Barbed wires and flowers.
    Once upon a time,i was let lose with my camera phone :)

  • Some Maths

    Nickd from navigate53 :>

    1 x 8 + 1 = 9
    12 x 8 + 2 = 98
    123 x 8 + 3 = 987
    1234 x 8 + 4 = 9876
    12345 x 8 + 5 = 98765
    123456 x 8 + 6 = 987654
    1234567 x 8 + 7 = 9876543
    12345678 x 8 + 8 = 98765432
    123456789 x 8 + 9 = 987654321

    1 x 9 + 2 = 11
    12 x 9 + 3 = 111
    123 x 9 + 4 = 1111
    1234 x 9 + 5 = 11111
    12345 x 9 + 6 = 111111
    123456 x 9 + 7 = 1111111
    1234567 x 9 + 8 = 11111111
    12345678 x 9 + 9 = 111111111
    123456789 x 9 +10= 1111111111

    9 x 9 + 7 = 88
    98 x 9 + 6 = 888
    987 x 9 + 5 = 8888
    9876 x 9 + 4 = 88888
    98765 x 9 + 3 = 888888
    987654 x 9 + 2 = 8888888
    9876543 x 9 + 1 = 88888888
    98765432 x 9 + 0 = 888888888

    Brilliant, isn't it?

    And look at this symmetry:

    1 x 1 = 1
    11 x 11 = 121
    111 x 111 = 12321
    1111 x 1111 = 1234321
    11111 x 11111 = 123454321
    111111 x 111111 = 12345654321
    1111111 x 1111111 = 1234567654321
    11111111 x 11111111 = 123456787654321
    111111111 x 111111111 = 12345678987654321

  • You should help US in war against terror

    Eleven people including nine security men were injured during US air strike in Angoor Ada area near Wana in northern Pakistan.

    According to sources, US jets carried out bombardment in Angoor Ada area last night. Nine security officials and two civilians were injured whereas two vehicles had been destroyed in the air strike.

    Thats how uncle sam rewards their allies in the so called war against terror.
    ;)

  • Al-qaeda in space

    Two Russian astronauts successfully neutralized an explosive device planted in their soyuz space vehicle.
    Al-qaeda's space wing has accepted the responsibility.

    Full story

  • Brick in the pyramid

    Is any of us individual or independant. I doubt that. Our lives are continuously influenced by people we know or dont know. This happens all the time,whether we want it or not. If iran fires missiles,the oil prices go up,and i pay for it,even if i damn care about world politics. If some scientist in a secret laboratory in USA does not do his job propperly,and leaks out some viruses..i may be the victim of his neglect as i may get SARS or Mad Cow disease. Even if i am a sheep herderes somewhere in Bhutan and know nothing about the rest of the world,my life will be effcted by the climate change caused by pollution. If some gang in columbia wants more money and smuggles drugs,it may end up in my neighbourhood,and cause crimes and unrest.Is there any way i can be immune to the deeds of other human beings? Dont think so. We all have effects on each other.

  • Lets set the sun on fire

    Just a thought :lalala:

    and sell freezers in Antarctica.
    or may be teach dolphins how to swim.

    Even then i will be more logical than many of the so called leaders and politicians.

    George wooky bush,Iranian and israeli prime ministers,and the leaders of hizbolla...All of them are invited to kiss my donkey arse.
    It will be a privilege....Not for me,but for them.

  • Comfort of the armchair

    From a desert outpost northwest of Las Vegas, elite fighter pilots journey to a war zone in Afghanistan, some 7,500 miles away.

    It might be the world's longest commute, except that these armchair pilots at Creech Air Force Base in Nevada never leave the air-conditioned comfort of their command center.

    Video

  • How to turn your PC into a Blu-ray player

    As far as i know,currently Blu-ray players are expensive.The minimum price i could find on the internet was 200 Pounds.But then,it's a dumb Blu-ray player which can't do anything else.
    There is a way to play Blu-Ray discs on your PC.There are some technical issues though.
    You ned a Blu-ray drive which looks same as the DVD drive in your computer and costs around 100 pounds.Then you need an HDCP compliant graphics card.
    All Nvidia geforce 8000 series cards are HDCP compliant,examples are geforce 8400,8500,8800 etc.But ATI cards are cheaper and better at Blu-ray and all other HD content playback.All ATI radeon HD2000 and HD3000 series cards are HDCP compliant,and can play bak Blu-ray discs.
    These cards start at around 30 pounds.
    The next thing you need is good Blu-ray playing software on your PC.Windows media player does not support HD playback,may be with windows vista it does,but can be buggy.Powerdvd 8 is a well known software and can be bought for around 30 pounds,and it works a treat.
    The only problem is that although all the graphics cards i mentioned above give out full High definition vidoe signal but may or may not give sound output.You will have to use a separate sound connection with your computer's sound card.You can use seperate speakers,or plug in the sound output of your computer's sound card in your HDTV.This way you will use two seperate cables,one HDMI or DVI for video,and an SPDIF or normal sound cable for sound output.And now you can watch Blu-ray disks or HD-DVD on your PC,and can connect your PC directly to your HD ready TV.
    Any questions?or answers? :)

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